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post 1637017533 04-24-2021, 08:15 PM
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Does Anybody Actually Wanna Go to Heaven (srs)

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what good thing can you do in heaven that you can’t do in hell? cause srs i wouldn’t wanna live my life being godly and then “live eternally” not clapping young cheeks or everything else good in life

heaven sounds like more of a punishment if you think about. God damn. couldn’t say that in heaven
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post 1637017703 04-24-2021, 08:18 PM
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Heaven is fake bro just lol
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post 1637017783 04-24-2021, 08:20 PM
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Imagine believing in fairy tales
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post 1637018343 04-24-2021, 08:30 PM
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It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies, Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict stuff No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my penor licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise ,Forget that stuff, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
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post 1637018583 04-24-2021, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Imagine believing in fairy tales
couldn’t be me
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Heaven is fake bro just lol
ok real one srs. only thought dumb fukcs would reply
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post 1637018673 04-24-2021, 08:35 PM
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I'll choose eternal bliss in Heaven every time.

The rest of you atheists and degenerates can have eternal suffering in Hell all to yourselves.
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post 1637018933 04-24-2021, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
I'll choose eternal bliss in Heaven every time.

The rest of you atheists and degenerates can have eternal suffering in Hell all to yourselves.
ok having the most boring life alive forever. i’m good
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post 1637019143 04-24-2021, 08:41 PM
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I believe there's a heaven, but i'll use the phrase "if it's real" just cuz i know yall don't

anyway, if it's real, it won't be what your grandma described.

Like.....living in a house in a city of golden bright shinyness constantly...I mean right there it already sounds terrible. NGL i really like the dark time. i'd be like, can we turn the lights out for a few hours? It's been literally 18,000,000 earth years and it's been nothing but clouds.

So, just get that stuff out of your head.

The idea is you will be in the presence of God, and that's sort of the big cherry on top.
post 1637019553 04-24-2021, 08:47 PM
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In hell it’s constant orgies with porn stars that died young, while they serve you endless bacon seafood sandwiches
post 1637019573 04-24-2021, 08:47 PM
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God wants naked hoes around you , cause that sound like a non- heavenly thing

bitches just walking around naked. have you read the bible? it ain’t like we all hope playboi
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post 1637020183 04-24-2021, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
I'll choose eternal bliss in Heaven every time.

The rest of you atheists and degenerates can have eternal suffering in Hell all to yourselves.
You are on the misc, I got bad news for you bro.
post 1637020203 04-24-2021, 08:51 PM
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Don't worry bro, when you die - you don't exist anymore.
post 1637020263 04-24-2021, 08:52 PM
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post 1637020383 04-24-2021, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By 58220⏩
depends if there's ethnics, i'd rather not if there were more than 0.01% ethnics
it wouldn't be a heaven then
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post 1637020933 04-24-2021, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By HomerJThompson⏩
You are on the misc, I got bad news for you bro.
I know. Gonna need a special confession for all of the accidental mortal sins I'm party to just by reading and posting on this dying gay indian bodybuilding forum.
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