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Thread: Something I said 8-9 years ago thanks to the misc is now biting me in the ass

post 1637090843 04-25-2021, 08:12 PM
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Something I said 8-9 years ago thanks to the misc is now biting me in the ass

Time to lay down and rot boyos. About 8-9 years ago there was a great 10/10 lulz worthy trend seeing what would happen if we text a sloot asking a question similar to "Why havent we banged yet? and we post post screenshots on their replies. Some screenshots were fkn stellar and some people ended up getting laid with proof. Others like me, not so much and we ended up getting blocked or something else. The girl I texted was from my college class and after that day she just avoided me lol. 9 years later on this exact day I found out she's my supervisor to my new job. Trek lightly boyos. inb4 cool story bro
reps for anyone who can post the thread link
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post 1637090973 04-25-2021, 08:13 PM
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lmao no way...resend the exact text. You might get to bang your boss.
post 1637091043 04-25-2021, 08:15 PM
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well now you have the chance to ask that very question to her face...
post 1637091073 04-25-2021, 08:15 PM
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Tours over boyo
post 1637091083 04-25-2021, 08:15 PM
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OP I’m waiting for the politically correct police to knock on my door one day
Back with my Fam
post 1637091333 04-25-2021, 08:18 PM
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No fukking way, lmao how's it feel knowing she beat you in life?
post 1637091463 04-25-2021, 08:19 PM
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https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=133790221


its over op
post 1637091493 04-25-2021, 08:19 PM
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9 years later she mogs you again
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post 1637091553 04-25-2021, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By climberbrah⏩
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=133790221


its over op
fk. this is it. repped. too bad i ended up deleted my post
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post 1637091753 04-25-2021, 08:23 PM
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Text her: It’s been 9 yrs...

(wait for her reply)

Why haven’t we banged yet?
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post 1637091803 04-25-2021, 08:24 PM
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Is this real tea??

Situation would be better if you were her boss..

This proves old school Misc threads mog threads these days.
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post 1637092083 04-25-2021, 08:27 PM
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Tell her she's a heavenly blessed beauty of a boss and when she berts ask again
post 1637092503 04-25-2021, 08:33 PM
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This thread has potential.
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post 1637092663 04-25-2021, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Ellmser⏩
lmao no way...resend the exact text. You might get to bang your boss.
Lol this. You'd be crazy not to do it.
post 1637092843 04-25-2021, 08:37 PM
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If you think you're not going to post a pic of said girl OP you're out of your cot dam mind.
post 1637093083 04-25-2021, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Miscbob⏩
If you think you're not going to post a pic of said girl OP you're out of your cot dam mind.
Miscbob has spoken. cannons charging..
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post 1637098063 04-25-2021, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
Miscbob has spoken. cannons charging..
come at me *******
You ain't squat till you squat!

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post 1637098103 04-25-2021, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Don't worry OP, it's not like she will remember some random incel who texted her that long ago...
she remembers. she remembers
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post 1637098343 04-25-2021, 10:04 PM
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New job?

That means she obviously wanted to hire you. Clear sign she’s looking for dick if you ask me.

Corner her in the office and be very aggressive with her. Now is not the time to be timid or she’ll smell the beta on you and make you a provider for work responsibilities.

You have one shot at this OP, don’t fukk it up
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post 1637098473 04-25-2021, 10:06 PM
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Why would that be a bad thing? Looks like you got a 2nd chance, boyo.... unless she got fat....
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post 1637098683 04-25-2021, 10:08 PM
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Try asking her again
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fuk I've definitely done chit like this for the misc in the past and created some awkward situations... but nothing close to this lmao
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I’ve seen this porn before
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The first thing you should say to her is:

"So... you still haven't answered my question."

And then give her your cheekiest grin.

Either she laughs, you lose your job, or you smash. 2 out of 3 outcomes are good ones. I like those odds. Go for it!
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Time to look for a new job (ded fkn srs)
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post 1637102643 04-25-2021, 11:19 PM
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are you willing to lose your job but provide misc with some good content? there's a lot of potential to come from this situation
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First day after your orientation and you have 1x1 Zoom time with her just say “so..?”

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time to fire up outlook and send "Why havent we banged yet?" marked High Importance
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