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Thread: Just got a job that pays $401k a year

post 1637159533 04-26-2021, 06:33 PM
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Just got a job that pays $401k a year

Still in shock srs
Lol, lmfao
post 1637159643 04-26-2021, 06:34 PM
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Nice, any degree/certs? Is it a union job?
post 1637159703 04-26-2021, 06:35 PM
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congrats bro, u must be an Indian engineer at FAANG
post 1637159893 04-26-2021, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By GayCumLord⏩
Nice, any degree/certs? Is it a union job?
High school diploma, firm handshake and knew the right people. Just gotta be confident.
Lol, lmfao
post 1637160213 04-26-2021, 06:42 PM
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What job?
post 1637160243 04-26-2021, 06:42 PM
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Mirin, OP! We’re all gonna make it! I’m fuarking Zyzz brah!!!
post 1637160323 04-26-2021, 06:43 PM
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Cool, recently got a raise and started making 402k a year.
post 1637160443 04-26-2021, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
High school diploma, firm handshake and knew the right people. Just gotta be confident.
6'3 275, bloatcrew.
Sub 100 IQ crew

You must give a hell of a handjob.
300 Forever
post 1637160503 04-26-2021, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
High school diploma, firm handshake and knew the right people. Just gotta be confident.
What job bruh?
post 1637160633 04-26-2021, 06:46 PM
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Also lol at thinking 401k is worth anything these days. Make 402k then talk to me.
post 1637160703 04-26-2021, 06:47 PM
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Taiwanese dollars?
post 1637160713 04-26-2021, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
What job?
Janitor, like that guy in good will hunting. I'm extremely smart.
Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Mirin, OP! We’re all gonna make it! I’m fuarking Zyzz brah!!!
Thanks bro.
Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Cool, recently got a raise and started making 402k a year.
Goddamn, mirin man. Congrats.
Originally Posted By iabs⏩
6'3 275, bloatcrew.
Sub 100 IQ crew

You must give a hell of a handjob.
years of practice boyo.
Lol, lmfao
post 1637160863 04-26-2021, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
Still in shock srs
Can you lend me 3 dollars brah? I will pay back in 2 months

And congrats with the new job.
post 1637160883 04-26-2021, 06:50 PM
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Strong unawares ITT
post 1637161093 04-26-2021, 06:54 PM
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This happened
post 1637161323 04-26-2021, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩
Strong unawares ITT
So it's a parody aware thread now?

OP is poor
post 1637161453 04-26-2021, 07:00 PM
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401K retirement plan. Great sense of sarcasm everybody.
post 1637161993 04-26-2021, 07:08 PM
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OP found himself a sugar daddy grats brotha
post 1637162113 04-26-2021, 07:10 PM
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Janitor in a particular businesses means person who clears dead bodies from scenes.

Are you in the mob?
post 1637162213 04-26-2021, 07:11 PM
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I just need $3.50 OP.
post 1637162293 04-26-2021, 07:12 PM
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Should've negotiated higher, like $403b.
post 1637162653 04-26-2021, 07:17 PM
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Do you have lupus?
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post 1637162823 04-26-2021, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted By FitizenKane⏩
I just need $3.50 OP.
can do.
Originally Posted By tk217⏩
Janitor in a particular businesses means person who clears dead bodies from scenes.

Are you in the mob?
if you have to ask, ya cant afford it pal.
Originally Posted By JayDigital⏩
Should've negotiated higher, like $403b.
Very good point, but sometimes you cant push it too far.
Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
Do you have lupus?
no lol. my name comes from latin Canis Lupus, which means wolf in latin.
Lol, lmfao
post 1637162953 04-26-2021, 07:23 PM
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I’ll blow you for that $1k.

No homo of course. Just a paid brojob.
Lurking since '05 - the days of VS gorilla/cloud/goku threads
post 1637163103 04-26-2021, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights⏩
I’ll blow you for that $1k.

No homo of course. Just a paid brojob.
nothing gay about a brojob man, do it all the time with the boys. just guys being guys! deal.
Lol, lmfao
post 1637163113 04-26-2021, 07:25 PM
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Are we supposed to be impressed?

Just lolz @ not owning multiple Fortune 500 companies. I wouldn't let my butler wipe his butler's ass with less than 500k
post 1637163273 04-26-2021, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
can do.


if you have to ask, ya cant afford it pal.


Very good point, but sometimes you cant push it too far.


no lol. my name comes from latin Canis Lupus, which means wolf in latin.
Lameee jk I have lupus, had no idea it meant wolf in Latin repped
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post 1637163923 04-26-2021, 07:35 PM
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"a firm handshake"

for 401k thats a lot of g4p
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