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04-27-2021, 01:17 PM
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Mind blown at how Carvana does business
Just sold my car to them for $5k more than what I paid.
Sloot from Carvana shows up and spent more time petting my dog than looking over the car
Didn’t even drive it, just started the engine then handed me a check
Imagine starting a used car business and not even inspecting the cars you buy
Sloot from Carvana shows up and spent more time petting my dog than looking over the car
Didn’t even drive it, just started the engine then handed me a check
Imagine starting a used car business and not even inspecting the cars you buy
04-27-2021, 01:19 PM
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did u pet her private parts? thats what I would hve done, just grab her and show her who is the winner in the deal.
04-27-2021, 01:20 PM
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dat dere vending machine profitss
04-27-2021, 01:29 PM
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A short list of "tech" companies which innovate nothing, fritter away massive amounts of investor capital, and yet are still somehow rewarded with outlandish valuations by investors:
- Carvana
- Zoom
- WeWork
- Uber
- Lyft
- Doordash
- Postmates
- Grubhub
- Nikola
- Carvana
- Zoom
- WeWork
- Uber
- Lyft
- Doordash
- Postmates
- Grubhub
- Nikola
04-27-2021, 01:33 PM
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Carvana will go bust in the next bubble, theres literally nothing different between them and a used car dealer aside from a shiny brand, national coverage and unqualified purchase agents (fuking LOL at your girl checking nothing)
Originally Posted By NegResistant⏩
Spot on. Only Uber and Doordash will survive the crash, not because they are innovative but because they are niche incumbents, srsA short list of "tech" companies which innovate nothing, fritter away massive amounts of investor capital, and yet are still somehow rewarded with outlandish valuations by investors:
- Carvana
- Zoom
- WeWork
- Uber
- Lyft
- Doordash
- Postmates
- Grubhub
- Nikola
- Carvana
- Zoom
- WeWork
- Uber
- Lyft
- Doordash
- Postmates
- Grubhub
- Nikola
04-27-2021, 01:34 PM
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04-27-2021, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By FoxMcCocks⏩
They don’t give a ****. Some millennial with “social anxiety” that can’t even go to a dealership and look someone in the eye will overpay and finance it at 15 percent, and have it delivered to their studio apartment no questions asked.Just sold my car to them for $5k more than what I paid.
Sloot from Carvana shows up and spent more time petting my dog than looking over the car
Didn’t even drive it, just started the engine then handed me a check
Imagine starting a used car business and not even inspecting the cars you buy
Sloot from Carvana shows up and spent more time petting my dog than looking over the car
Didn’t even drive it, just started the engine then handed me a check
Imagine starting a used car business and not even inspecting the cars you buy
People are dumb and lazy. If you start a business catering to dumbassery and laziness you can become rich.
04-27-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By FoxMcCocks⏩
Imagine questioning the business model of a used car company who, in 2020, had revenue of $5.59 billion, with total profit of $794 million. (minus the losses from debt restructuring and all that jazz)Imagine starting a used car business and not even inspecting the cars you buy
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04-27-2021, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Lol I don’t think they’ve ever had a profitable quarterImagine questioning the business model of a used car company who, in 2020, had revenue of $5.59 billion, with total profit of $794 million. (minus the losses from debt restructuring and all that jazz)
04-27-2021, 01:47 PM
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I know a guy who knows the founders they are a father son duo now billionaires already wealthy from before
Amazing they have been able to amass that sort of valuation running at a loss since inception. Public markets are such a fukkin scam
Starting a tech co is the FASTEST way to a billion (outside of impossible/none odds of a random crypto)
Amazing they have been able to amass that sort of valuation running at a loss since inception. Public markets are such a fukkin scam
Starting a tech co is the FASTEST way to a billion (outside of impossible/none odds of a random crypto)
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04-27-2021, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By FoxMcCocks⏩
I sold my truck at a dealership yesterday, manager test drove it for about three minutes and then made me an offer.Just sold my car to them for $5k more than what I paid.
Sloot from Carvana shows up and spent more time petting my dog than looking over the car
Didn’t even drive it, just started the engine then handed me a check
Imagine starting a used car business and not even inspecting the cars you buy
Sloot from Carvana shows up and spent more time petting my dog than looking over the car
Didn’t even drive it, just started the engine then handed me a check
Imagine starting a used car business and not even inspecting the cars you buy
04-27-2021, 01:55 PM
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I put my VIN in and this is what I was offered only $40k below KBB... JFL srs


04-27-2021, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By FastBack6⏩
This is the post. Millennial and Zoomers hate any social event that might have even a hint of confrontation/push back (such as going to a car dealership). There's even an anxiety term for people who dont want to call a food place and order srs or why there is now an option on Uber to tell them to not talk to you.They don’t give a ****. Some millennial with “social anxiety” that can’t even go to a dealership and look someone in the eye will overpay and finance it at 15 percent, and have it delivered to their studio apartment no questions asked.
People are dumb and lazy. If you start a business catering to dumbassery and laziness you can become rich.
People are dumb and lazy. If you start a business catering to dumbassery and laziness you can become rich.
The premium Carvana gets is:
- removing that awkward encounter
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- seeming high tech/futuristic when it's really just CarMax
04-27-2021, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By HalfDragon⏩
LOL my Toyota has 10 years left of life in it and was offered $2,400I put my VIN in and this is what I was offered only $40k below KBB... JFL srs


04-27-2021, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By FastBack6⏩
yup.They don’t give a ****. Some millennial with “social anxiety” that can’t even go to a dealership and look someone in the eye will overpay and finance it at 15 percent, and have it delivered to their studio apartment no questions asked.
People are dumb and lazy. If you start a business catering to dumbassery and laziness you can become rich.
People are dumb and lazy. If you start a business catering to dumbassery and laziness you can become rich.
people have started to take advantage of the soys in society and it wont stop anytime soon
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04-27-2021, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
Damn...simping moves from only fans to retail😫yup.
people have started to take advantage of the soys in society and it wont stop anytime soon
people have started to take advantage of the soys in society and it wont stop anytime soon
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04-27-2021, 02:25 PM
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What I don't understand is the fact that there are a lot of people who sell their vehicles to Carvana... But I seriously never hear of anyone buying a vehicle from them... Do they just take their inventory to auctions? I legitimately don't know anyone who uses them.
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04-27-2021, 02:30 PM
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OP, how did you get $5k more than you bought it for while everyone else in the thread is offered pennies on the dollar for theirs?
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