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post 1637549353 05-01-2021, 08:31 PM
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how often do you brahs masticate?

I masticate several times a day. My sessions usually last for 10 to 20 minutes.

Any of you get really sleepy after masticating?
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post 1637549543 05-01-2021, 08:35 PM
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at least three times a day, sometimes a little between meals too
post 1637549693 05-01-2021, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
at least three times a day, sometimes a little between meals too
nice, careful not to do it too much though, it can become an addiction
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post 1637549743 05-01-2021, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By -
Every time I eat. Not weird at all. I love masticating while I eat.
that's perfectly normal my friend
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Make eye contact with a girl, pass out and get a concussion crew
T-Mobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family plan crew
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Take out trash and trash man mistakes me for garbage crew
Mom slides food through slot in my door without saying a word crew
post 1637550923 05-01-2021, 09:04 PM
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I masticate while I masturbate.
post 1637551093 05-01-2021, 09:06 PM
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post 1637551673 05-01-2021, 09:17 PM
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Been trying to abstain from mastication lately

But when I do, I use my right hand to initiate
post 1637551763 05-01-2021, 09:18 PM
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I believe this was the running joke back in middle school.
post 1637552393 05-01-2021, 09:28 PM
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never

protein shakes only CREW
post 1637552603 05-01-2021, 09:32 PM
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Do you brahs rest your weenus on the table when masticating?
Barbers offer to cut my throat instead of my hair because of my ugliness crew
Cry myself to sleep while humping mattress and clutching pillow crew
Make eye contact with a girl, pass out and get a concussion crew
T-Mobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family plan crew
Got jumped and bystanders laughed/recorded it crew
Take out trash and trash man mistakes me for garbage crew
Mom slides food through slot in my door without saying a word crew
post 1637552653 05-01-2021, 09:33 PM
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Every time I go to Opies moms house for dinner she askes me to masticate in front of her.

I'm just tryna bang and be out
Damn
post 1637552803 05-01-2021, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Every time I go to Opies moms house for dinner she askes me to masticate in front of her.

I'm just tryna bang and be out
Yo hit me up next time you're over, we can masticate together srs
Barbers offer to cut my throat instead of my hair because of my ugliness crew
Cry myself to sleep while humping mattress and clutching pillow crew
Make eye contact with a girl, pass out and get a concussion crew
T-Mobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family plan crew
Got jumped and bystanders laughed/recorded it crew
Take out trash and trash man mistakes me for garbage crew
Mom slides food through slot in my door without saying a word crew
post 1637552863 05-01-2021, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By drlarsrobotnik⏩
never

protein shakes only CREW
Intredasting
Barbers offer to cut my throat instead of my hair because of my ugliness crew
Cry myself to sleep while humping mattress and clutching pillow crew
Make eye contact with a girl, pass out and get a concussion crew
T-Mobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family plan crew
Got jumped and bystanders laughed/recorded it crew
Take out trash and trash man mistakes me for garbage crew
Mom slides food through slot in my door without saying a word crew
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