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post 1637698043 05-03-2021, 08:11 PM
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ok bois. hypometrically...if yo wanted to impress a femle in the gymnasium

and has the athletic ability to so

what lifts would do be the best

my brain mmight be autistic but my body isnt

im thinking curls with the 45 plates on the barbell

cleans with 135 or more

muscle up

box hops

big squats

big rep with 225

big dl
post 1637698083 05-03-2021, 08:13 PM
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honestly... tricep pushdowns. bishes get wet af when they see that horseshoe.
post 1637698213 05-03-2021, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
honestly... tricep pushdowns. bishes get wet af when they see that horseshoe.
lol

im imagining her close enough to touch her vagina and her vagina gets increasingly wet as i do more and more dips
post 1637698313 05-03-2021, 08:16 PM
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You impress women at the gym by respecting their personal space.












































































































Then when they arent looking on a stiff leg dead lift.... run up, spread the cheeks and take a massive sniff right through the yoga pants.







If they scream or yell.... it means they want you to take another massive sniff.









If the cops come, keep sniffing.





































Remember brahs.... there is always time for a sniff.
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post 1637698503 05-03-2021, 08:19 PM
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im imagining the smell

you son of a bitch lolll
post 1637698603 05-03-2021, 08:20 PM
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Straight hip thrust with massive amounts of weight. That way you can show them you know how to fuk properly. Make sure you stare into their soul while doing it
post 1637698693 05-03-2021, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ghostdivision88⏩
im imagining the smell

you son of a bitch lolll
Burnt lean cuisine brother
post 1637698713 05-03-2021, 08:21 PM
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dude the last girl i ****ed...as soon as i penetrated her it was like i opened a package of pussy

like my dick just broke the seal on her vag and fuc ...the smell...

my apt smelled like pussy for days
post 1637698823 05-03-2021, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Burnt lean cuisine brother
no

remins me too much of my ex

usels twat couldnt even cook microwave food properly
post 1637698903 05-03-2021, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ghostdivision88⏩
big dl
Final answer was correct
Twinkcel fitness log
post 1637699073 05-03-2021, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By ghostdivision88⏩
no

remins me too much of my ex

usels twat couldnt even cook microwave food properly
Yea that’s pretty fukin useless srs
post 1637699183 05-03-2021, 08:28 PM
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Only lift that turns girls on is when they're what's being lifted.
post 1637699273 05-03-2021, 08:29 PM
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Shadow box next to her like you're going for the championship belt
Can't discipline the Miscipline
post 1637699303 05-03-2021, 08:30 PM
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step 1 > load up on eggs and cabbage the night before
step 2 > get on the treadmil in front of her
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post 1637699503 05-03-2021, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Miscipline⏩
Shadow box next to her like you're going for the championship belt
go for the takedown. sweep the leg.

take full guard.

execute ground and pound

rip those riduculous yoga pants off and plought the **** out of her little slit, cum all over her face and tits and pussy

is that what youre saying?

dont put words in my mouth bro
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