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post 1637775713 05-04-2021, 05:58 PM
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The VAERS Data Sets are Pretty Funny

I downloaded the symptom table and there are some gems in there:

'penis disorder'
'anger'

It's a good time.

https://vaers.hhs.gov/data/datasets.html
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post 1637776353 05-04-2021, 06:07 PM
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yea mane...can't find anything better to do than read some nonsensical report full of random complaints.
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post 1637776563 05-04-2021, 06:10 PM
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I got the vaccine then I started to grow another arm

I heard that everyone who gets the vaccine has less than a week to live

The vaccine doesn't give you 100% immunity, so there is 0% of a benefit to getting it

Before I got the vaccine I transferred the virus to my grandma, she was in pretty good shape overall and it killed her. But she had minor COPD so who gives a fuk, the funeral industry needs a stimulus too ya know
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post 1637776633 05-04-2021, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Fozzy13⏩
yea mane...can't find anything better to do than read some nonsensical report full of random complaints.
as opposed to reading posts on the misc?

yeah what was I thinking wasting my precious time
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post 1637776733 05-04-2021, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
I got the vaccine then I started to grow another arm

I heard that everyone who gets the vaccine has less than a week to live

The vaccine doesn't give you 100% immunity, so there is 0% of a benefit to getting it

Before I got the vaccine I transferred the virus to my grandma, she was in pretty good shape overall and it killed her. But she had minor COPD so who gives a fuk, the funeral industry needs a stimulus too ya know
I don't want it because im strong enough to fight off covid by myself... but im still afraid of the vaccine which is based on the same thing.. im logical
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post 1637777003 05-04-2021, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By AdamWW⏩
I don't want it because im strong enough to fight off covid by myself... but im still afraid of the vaccine which is based on the same thing.. im logical
So I take it that means you are going to start injecting the vaccine into our children's anguses then? Any why are you forcing me to wear 3 masks outside when I'm by myself?

I'm also upset that my electric bill is going up, can I blame that on you too?
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post 1637777303 05-04-2021, 06:26 PM
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Btw, not trying to convince anyone to get the vaccine. If you feel uncomfortable with it or that it hasn't been tested enough, fine whatever

But some of the arguments against it on here have went full retard.....never go full retard
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post 1637777603 05-04-2021, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
Btw, not trying to convince anyone to get the vaccine. If you feel uncomfortable with it or that it hasn't been tested enough, fine whatever

But some of the arguments against it on here have went full retard.....never go full retard
Yeah i'm very middle of the road with this.

I don't think people who don't want it are crazy anti-vaxxers and science-deniers by definition, nor do I think people who GET the vaccines are sheep, shills, or pansies who blindly trust the government and big pharma.

There are logical reasons to do either IMO.

Like you said it's the stupid motivations in either direction that bug me.

I got Dose 1 of Pfizer last week because for me I think the potential benefits outweigh the risks, but I won't lie and say I wasn't without a touch of ambivalence. A healthy skepticism is a good idea in this day and age especially.
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post 1637778463 05-04-2021, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By AdamWW⏩
Yeah i'm very middle of the road with this.

I don't think people who don't want it are crazy anti-vaxxers and science-deniers by definition, nor do I think people who GET the vaccines are sheep, shills, or pansies who blindly trust the government and big pharma.

There are logical reasons to do either IMO.

Like you said it's the stupid motivations in either direction that bug me.

I got Dose 1 of Pfizer last week because for me I think the potential benefits outweigh the risks, but I won't lie and say I wasn't without a touch of ambivalence. A healthy skepticism is a good idea in this day and age especially.
Some more rules you must not forget:

- For any such person who had covid complications, if such person had any pre-existing conditions like almost every american does, you must NOT count this towards covid. But, if any person has vaccine complications, that MUST be blamed on the vaccine regardless of pre-existing conditions

- Almost half of US adults have received at least a partial vaccine dose. That's a lot of people! Remember that any random complications following the vaccine must be attributed to the vaccine, its not like out of 150 million people you wouldn't expect a few to randomly get medical emergencies.
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post 1637782373 05-04-2021, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
Some more rules you must not forget:

- For any such person who had covid complications, if such person had any pre-existing conditions like almost every american does, you must NOT count this towards covid. But, if any person has vaccine complications, that MUST be blamed on the vaccine regardless of pre-existing conditions

- Almost half of US adults have received at least a partial vaccine dose. That's a lot of people! Remember that any random complications following the vaccine must be attributed to the vaccine, its not like out of 150 million people you wouldn't expect a few to randomly get medical emergencies.
Look man, I stand by this whole-heartedly:

150million doses have been given in the US, and since the start of vaccine vaccine rollout there have been almost 2000 deaths reported to the VAERS.

Sure, they rolled it out to high risk and elderly people first, and sure elderly people die by the thousands each day, and sure they all would have probably died anyway...

And sure even young healthy people die mysteriously with it without a vaccine...

And sure undiagnosed heart, auto-immune, and vascular conditions exist across the population regardless...

And sure the VAERS system is literally just an open form available to anyone to say whatever they want anyway..

But you’re an ******* if you deny anyone who gets the vaccine and dies in unusual circumstances wasn’t killed by the vaccine alone.

I’d like to see you tell that to their families.

The vaccine was obviously the only variable... the human body is a closed system and I know more than any biologist.

In fact, science is stupid and I don’t trust drug companies.

Unless I have a headache, or a bacterial infection, or a broken bone, or chest pain, or need surgery... then I’ll trust them. Just not now, because obviously it’s poison.
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
But some of the arguments against it on here have went full retard.....never go full retard
Government actions and the official narrative have been full retard from the start. I remember being told by mainstream news that the sniffles would make me sterile. It's only fair to apply the same standards they used for covid scaremongering to the vaccine.
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Originally Posted By Coachbombay⏩
Government actions and the official narrative have been full retard from the start. I remember being told by mainstream news that the sniffles would make me sterile. It's only fair to apply the same standards they used for covid scaremongering to the vaccine.
I don't disagree that a lot of the lockdowns and initial virus reaction have been full retard. But I'm not going to go full retard in the other direction as a result
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
I don't disagree that a lot of the lockdowns and initial virus reaction have been full retard. But I'm not going to go full retard in the other direction as a result
That’s the thing: the strictly anti-vaxx people and the current conspiracy theorists just take everything to the point of absurdity.

It starts simple enough: noticing weird trends, asking questions, then they start connecting the dots and making spurious correlations until they’re convinced that causation exists when there’s no actual proof. And because in the US we have this intense sense of individualism (which isn’t always a good thing or a bad thing) anytime the government even suggests anything is a good idea, we cry and say they’re tricking us or forcing us etc.

- use less water (baaaahhh don’t take my water!)
- try to drive less and cause less pollution (baaahhh global warming isn’t real!)
- let’s adjust firearm background checks to make sure people are sane (bahhhh don’t be takin my amendment rights!!)

I’m not saying they don’t try (the government being aggressive or manipulative), but anti-vaxxers aren’t even attacking the science or the information anymore. They just default to ‘no, i don’t trust it because of who it’s coming from’

I swear these pharma companies could say 2+2=4 and they’d disagree because they don’t like their business practices.
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Originally Posted By AdamWW⏩
I swear these pharma companies could say 2+2=4 and they’d disagree because they don’t like their business practices.
Yeah, that would be pretty dumb. 2 + 2 =/= 4 has been known for a while

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Anyone who believes the govmt and companies don't lie all the time is a fool.

Anyone can easily prove that they have lied about tons of things for YEARS.

Give me a reason to trust and believe them?
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Originally Posted By mvitz⏩
Anyone who believes the govmt and companies don't lie all the time is a fool.

Anyone can easily prove that they have lied about tons of things for YEARS.

Give me a reason to trust and believe them?
It’s like you can’t read

Nobody said to believeeverythingthey say

I literally said you SHOULD question them, but don't base your decisions or judgement PURELY on the messenger; you need to actually listen to and then think about the words and numbers... not just say 'this person said it so it's automatically false'.
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