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post 1637825583 05-05-2021, 10:31 AM
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Now I've seen it all

My official day job is working at a medical clinic doing drug screens and hearing tests.

A non English speaking Spanish guy came in a few minutes ago for a pre-employment drug screen. I handed him the collection cup and told him "pee-pee" while pointing at my waist. He goes in the bathroom for a minute, then comes back out with a stool sample in the cup. Now that I think about it, that takes some talent. Making it drop in the cup without hitting the sides or his hands.
post 1637826123 05-05-2021, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By paulinkansas⏩
My official day job is working at a medical clinic doing drug screens and hearing tests.

A non English speaking Spanish guy came in a few minutes ago for a pre-employment drug screen. I handed him the collection cup and told him "pee-pee" while pointing at my waist. He goes in the bathroom for a minute, then comes back out with a stool sample in the cup. Now that I think about it, that takes some talent. Making it drop in the cup without hitting the sides or his hands.
Sounds chitty, man.
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post 1637826163 05-05-2021, 10:38 AM
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Where are the pics
post 1637826193 05-05-2021, 10:38 AM
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Lmao
post 1637826323 05-05-2021, 10:40 AM
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wut...how big was this cup?
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post 1637826453 05-05-2021, 10:42 AM
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2 dudes 1 cup
post 1637826563 05-05-2021, 10:42 AM
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I’d put their ass in a headlock.

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post 1637826653 05-05-2021, 10:44 AM
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lawd lmao
post 1637827223 05-05-2021, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Fozzy13⏩
wut...how big was this cup?
This big. About 3" wide at the top.


cup.jpg
post 1637827263 05-05-2021, 10:50 AM
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Are we just gonna pretend this mexican hasn't seen Out Cold?

post 1637827703 05-05-2021, 10:55 AM
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Alpha as fuk. That was a tradie asserting dominance over you, just reminding you that your job is to literally collect his waste.
post 1637827723 05-05-2021, 10:56 AM
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ayyy was their corn it it?
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post 1637828373 05-05-2021, 11:02 AM
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alpha as fukk srs
post 1637828613 05-05-2021, 11:04 AM
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Hahaha

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