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post 1638002743 05-07-2021, 01:03 PM
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Females get wet around guns.

Something I noticed... so if any of you bros are trying to score, and the female is at your place, chances are if you show her your gun(s) she will give up the pussay in the next several minutes/hours if you proceed to try and get some.

I theorize that this is genetic, evolution built-in, females associate you with protection for her babies, if you have gun or guns at home, and demonstrate proper handling and respectful very peaceful but strong attitude towards gun ownership, they get wet.


Inb4 pics of that Asian Miscer with guns and new sloot he bangs every 2 weeks.
Inb4 7 first replies being where are the pics ****git?

Anyone else notice this?



Now for some alpha sloots, mirin bros who have access to such females who know and use guns, here in communist New York females never even saw a gun...


post 1638003383 05-07-2021, 01:10 PM
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Even I get wet around guns from the pre cum srs (no homo)


Can’t imagine how sexually aroused a women gets watching a Chad at the range
post 1638003633 05-07-2021, 01:13 PM
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post 1638003643 05-07-2021, 01:13 PM
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Yeah I tend to think this reaction is mostly driven by recognition of the power of firearms and they immediately start thinking about using a gun to blast the enormous chocolate anacondas they’re farting out into flushable pieces which of course is a terrible and dangerous idea
post 1638003683 05-07-2021, 01:14 PM
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Oh yeah. Been knowing that, always leave a gun on my nightstand in plain sight when I have a sloot over. Always widens the eyes
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post 1638003763 05-07-2021, 01:15 PM
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Could be simply bad boy vibes
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post 1638003823 05-07-2021, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok
Oh yeah. Been knowing that, always leave a gun on my nightstand in plain sight when I have a sloot over. Always widens the eyes
Got a semi reading that. Would read again.
post 1638003893 05-07-2021, 01:17 PM
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post 1638004333 05-07-2021, 01:22 PM
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Legitimately had a girl tell me she wanted me to stick my glock in her cooch, I swiftly corrected her and let her know it was an H&K and not to disrespect me like that again.
post 1638004693 05-07-2021, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By JerryAtrix
Legitimately had a girl tell me she wanted me to stick my glock in her cooch, I swiftly corrected her and let her know it was an H&K and not to disrespect me like that again.
Lmao

Used to bang this one hoe who loved when I held my Glock to her head while we phucked. She thought it was loaded, obviously it wasn't
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post 1638004763 05-07-2021, 01:27 PM
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I don't show my guns to strangers brah especially some sloot I'm trying to smash
post 1638004933 05-07-2021, 01:30 PM
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post 1638004943 05-07-2021, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
I don't show my guns to strangers brah especially some sloot I'm trying to smash
this. the only thing in my house thats valuable is the firearms lol.
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post 1638005003 05-07-2021, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok
Lmao

Used to bang this one hoe who loved when I held my Glock to her head while we phucked. She thought it was loaded, obviously it wasn't
The fuk is wrong with these hoors?
post 1638005103 05-07-2021, 01:33 PM
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The day I met my wife I had a shotgun in the boat and told her she couldn't leave before she shot my gun. Ded srs.

She shot it, then later on shot another gun of mine, gnomesayin....


Haven't been apart for more than a week since.
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post 1638005133 05-07-2021, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
I don't show my guns to strangers brah especially some sloot I'm trying to smash
this. the real sh_tty thing about living in clown world is that vindictive ex girlfriends can very easily screw you over by calling in some bullsh_t and getting you red flagged. i fully intend to not tell the next girlfriend i own any firearms at all. maybe once i get to know her and trust her (haha lol) then il show her a 9mm pistol or something.

but in reality, if you want to protect yourself then dont tell anyone you own firearms.
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post 1638005193 05-07-2021, 01:34 PM
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Female breeding instincts is the root cause of all the bull**** we see in the world. Just lol at these hoes.
post 1638005303 05-07-2021, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna
The fuk is wrong with these hoors?
Beats me brah. It's a crazy world, I just adapt to it
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post 1638005393 05-07-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
————————-> hood misc
this is the hood misc, where we throw MAC10s in the air like we just dont care...

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post 1638005813 05-07-2021, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok
Lmao

Used to bang this one hoe who loved when I held my Glock to her head while we phucked. She thought it was loaded, obviously it wasn't
Homer Simpson backing into the bushes/gif.
post 1638005903 05-07-2021, 01:44 PM
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It's just a correlation bias you idiots.


If a woman is already willing to enter your home she's DTF. You don't have to show off your guns.
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Originally Posted By DoYouEvenNEM
It's just a correlation bias you idiots.


If a woman is already willing to enter your home she's DTF. You don't have to show off your guns.
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post 1638006023 05-07-2021, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok
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Ah so we got a Professor Smarty Pants on misc..
post 1638006223 05-07-2021, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By DoYouEvenNEM
Ah so we got a Professor Smarty Pants on misc..
If he didn't say it, I was going to. lol


I kind of agree. I think my wife only shot my gun because she liked me...lol

Thats what i want to think anyway
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Well ... just realize that she might have someone dangerous after her. That's why she would react like that toward what she could see as a solution to a really scary problem.
Most guys don't want to deal with situations like that, just because very, very few guys can still be interested in sex when they think, oh no, I could get killed. You can see evolution at work.
The males that rise to the challenge get slaughtered off. So each generation they get more cowardly, less helpful. We compensate by making laws. Then we make hippies who decide the law is too military.
Then we arrive at today. A lovely time when pink haired clowns let felons out of prison so they can reoffend on their own kids.
The gun shows are fun. Never felt safer, cooler or more at home. Loved it.
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants
Yeah I tend to think this reaction is mostly driven by recognition of the power of firearms and they immediately start thinking about using a gun to blast the enormous chocolate anacondas they’re farting out into flushable pieces which of course is a terrible and dangerous idea
Especially in an outhouse. I had a neighbor damn near blew himself up. I could hear the blast from this farm house.
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
Especially in an outhouse. I had a neighbor damn near blew himself up. I could hear the blast from this farm house.
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post 1638006933 05-07-2021, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By DoYouEvenNEM
Ah so we got a Professor Smarty Pants on misc..
I was gonna let it slide till u said "you idiots." You know I had to bro
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