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Originally Posted By engj⏩
I just googled "gorilla fingers plant" to see what you were talking about and all I got were pictures of mj... On my work computerYeah HOAs get their panties wadded if you drop a bunch of gorilla fingers on your front lawn.
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Good thing you applied for a new jobI just googled "gorilla fingers plant" to see what you were talking about and all I got were pictures of mj... On my work computer
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
So am i the only one who thought "gorilla fingers" mean chitting in your front yard?I just googled "gorilla fingers plant" to see what you were talking about and all I got were pictures of mj... On my work computer
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05-11-2021, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
No. See my previous post about HOA.So am i the only one who thought "gorilla fingers" mean chitting in your front yard?
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05-11-2021, 01:02 PM
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Random tiger roaming around a Houston neighborhood.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-t...spect-arrested
Welcome to Texas.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-t...spect-arrested
Welcome to Texas.
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I just realized I went full retard lol. I legit thought gorilla fingers were some type of weed (other kind) or invasive plant .
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05-11-2021, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
When I saw that headline I legit thought I missed trump pardoning the tiger kingRandom tiger roaming around a Houston neighborhood.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-t...spect-arrested
Welcome to Texas.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-t...spect-arrested
Welcome to Texas.
05-11-2021, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Speaking of, my wife said she wanted some new pussyRandom tiger roaming around a Houston neighborhood.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-t...spect-arrested
Welcome to Texas.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-t...spect-arrested
Welcome to Texas.
I said me too
She wanted a main ****** so we put a deposit on this cats offspring

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05-11-2021, 01:08 PM
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[QUOTE=twovalvekid post_id=1638306053]So am i the only one who thought "gorilla fingers" mean chitting in your front yard?[/QUOTE]Thats what I meant.
I have a 110lb dog, when he drops his daily 3-4 in the back yard I always thought they looked like a gorillas fingers, size and texture wise.
[img]https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/150000/velka/gorilla-hand.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Vexidi post_id=1638306523]Random tiger roaming around a Houston neighborhood.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/UrKUaFh.jpg[img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/hLHOuAh.jpg[img]
[url]https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-tiger-not-located-authorities-suspect-arrested[url]
Welcome to Texas.[/QUOTE]
I think my guard gorilla could manage an overgrown indoor cat.
I have a 110lb dog, when he drops his daily 3-4 in the back yard I always thought they looked like a gorillas fingers, size and texture wise.
[img]https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/150000/velka/gorilla-hand.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Vexidi post_id=1638306523]Random tiger roaming around a Houston neighborhood.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/UrKUaFh.jpg[img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/hLHOuAh.jpg[img]
[url]https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-tiger-not-located-authorities-suspect-arrested[url]
Welcome to Texas.[/QUOTE]
I think my guard gorilla could manage an overgrown indoor cat.
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Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
Our cat is half Maine ****** I don't like cats but I like ours. He's super chill and likes you to scratch his stomach like a dog. He has an extreme prey drive and has brought birds and even a full grown rabbit into the house. He hates other cats, like if he sees one he bolts to it to start a fight and since he's so damn big he beats the chit out of those other cats. He loves dogs though.Speaking of, my wife said she wanted some new pussy
I said me too
She wanted a main ****** so we put a deposit on this cats offspring

I said me too
She wanted a main ****** so we put a deposit on this cats offspring

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05-11-2021, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
yeah, we had a tabby/main ****** mix and he was chillOur cat is half Maine ****** I don't like cats but I like ours. He's super chill and likes you to scratch his stomach like a dog. He has an extreme prey drive and has brought birds and even a full grown rabbit into the house. He hates other cats, like if he sees one he bolts to it to start a fight and since he's so damn big he beats the chit out of those other cats. He loves dogs though.
Almost dog like, lived to 18
Hopefully he gets big, they say they can get up to 30lbs
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05-11-2021, 01:19 PM
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Just thinking 'I spent 2-3 min looking for a picture of a gorilla hand that best represents what it looks like when my dog takes a dump'.
The future is weird.
The future is weird.
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05-11-2021, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Have they found the tiger yet? So hard to understand how they can find the guy who brought the cat with him in the car but now they can't find the tiger.Random tiger roaming around a Houston neighborhood.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-t...spect-arrested
Welcome to Texas.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/houston-t...spect-arrested
Welcome to Texas.
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05-11-2021, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
Apparently the dude stashed it and he won't say where. He also won't admit it was even his even though there was a tiger cage in his house...lulzHave they found the tiger yet? So hard to understand how they can find the guy who brought the cat with him in the car but now they can't find the tiger.
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Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
Ours is around 20lbs. I'd hate to know what he would hunt if he was 30lbs. He'd probably drag up coyotes or something lolyeah, we had a tabby/main ****** mix and he was chill
Almost dog like, lived to 18
Hopefully he gets big, they say they can get up to 30lbs
Almost dog like, lived to 18
Hopefully he gets big, they say they can get up to 30lbs
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05-11-2021, 01:41 PM
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Has anyone watched the Q Into the Storm thing on HBO yet? I am about halfway through.
Its interesting seeing a lot of the 'happenings' from the last 10 years of internet condensed into one series.
Its interesting seeing a lot of the 'happenings' from the last 10 years of internet condensed into one series.
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05-11-2021, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By engj⏩
At least you have your priorities in orderJust thinking 'I spent 2-3 min looking for a picture of a gorilla hand that best represents what it looks like when my dog takes a dump'.
The future is weird.
The future is weird.
Originally Posted By litljay⏩
same, we have too many at the momentI already can't control the hair in our house due to the dog.
That cat's cool though.
That cat's cool though.
My Shepard sheds like crazy, black dog
Looks like piles of pubic hair everywhere
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05-11-2021, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
lmao. What are people thinking..Apparently the dude stashed it and he won't say where. He also won't admit it was even his even though there was a tiger cage in his house...lulz
The bleeding heart animal activist in me feels bad for that tiger.
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05-11-2021, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
Ours has the husky undercoat so its just in the air everywhere always.At least you have your priorities in order
same, we have too many at the moment
My Shepard sheds like crazy, black dog
Looks like piles of pubic hair everywhere
same, we have too many at the moment
My Shepard sheds like crazy, black dog
Looks like piles of pubic hair everywhere
They are pricey but I bought a couple of those Dyson stick vacs for pet hair. If I have one on each floor we seem to keep ahead of it.
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
I feel bad for it too. Hopefully they find it and get it into a good home. I know a lady who used to keep lions. The females were chill and you could pet them but the male wanted to eat everyone except for her so he had to be put in a big steel enclosure when she had company over.lmao. What are people thinking..
The bleeding heart animal activist in me feels bad for that tiger.
The bleeding heart animal activist in me feels bad for that tiger.
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Originally Posted By engj⏩
We've got a black lab that sheds in the house and I got one of those animal hair control Dyson's for her. The Dyson's are good but honestly I think the Shark or Bissel version would be just as good and cost less than half of what the Dyson doesOurs has the husky undercoat so its just in the air everywhere always.
They are pricey but I bought a couple of those Dyson stick vacs for pet hair. If I have one on each floor we seem to keep ahead of it.
They are pricey but I bought a couple of those Dyson stick vacs for pet hair. If I have one on each floor we seem to keep ahead of it.
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Originally Posted By engj⏩
No, but you have me interested now. I've been trying to watch Tenet, but I mostly watch movies in my truck on my phone, and this one is hard to follow when you are only half paying attention. May have to just wait to watch it at home.Has anyone watched the Q Into the Storm thing on HBO yet? I am about halfway through.
Its interesting seeing a lot of the 'happenings' from the last 10 years of internet condensed into one series.
Its interesting seeing a lot of the 'happenings' from the last 10 years of internet condensed into one series.
Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
LOL. Have Golden Retriever. Wife is Blonde, oldest is Blonde, and youngest is Red Head. I never know who to point the finger at.At least you have your priorities in order
same, we have too many at the moment
My Shepard sheds like crazy, black dog
Looks like piles of pubic hair everywhere
same, we have too many at the moment
My Shepard sheds like crazy, black dog
Looks like piles of pubic hair everywhere
Originally Posted By engj⏩
Have a robot downstairs and another upstairs. Have a Dyson stick in the gym. I think it would be better/faster to just buy more of the stick vacuums and run them every chance we get.Ours has the husky undercoat so its just in the air everywhere always.
They are pricey but I bought a couple of those Dyson stick vacs for pet hair. If I have one on each floor we seem to keep ahead of it.
They are pricey but I bought a couple of those Dyson stick vacs for pet hair. If I have one on each floor we seem to keep ahead of it.
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I am sure they are, the Dyson looks better on the wall when your friends walk past is 90% of the reason we have it I am sure.We've got a black lab that sheds in the house and I got one of those animal hair control Dyson's for her. The Dyson's are good but honestly I think the Shark or Bissel version would be just as good and cost less than half of what the Dyson does
Originally Posted By litljay⏩
I struggled with Tenet until I watched it on a plane.No, but you have me interested now. I've been trying to watch Tenet, but I mostly watch movies in my truck on my phone, and this one is hard to follow when you are only half paying attention. May have to just wait to watch it at home.
You need to be locked in, no phone in your hand and no wife beside you asking you 'who is that guy again?'.
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05-11-2021, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By engj⏩
same here, they are greatOurs has the husky undercoat so its just in the air everywhere always.
They are pricey but I bought a couple of those Dyson stick vacs for pet hair. If I have one on each floor we seem to keep ahead of it.
They are pricey but I bought a couple of those Dyson stick vacs for pet hair. If I have one on each floor we seem to keep ahead of it.
Suction is really strong, close the vents and put it on carpet and it’s hard to move
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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
WTF does a tiger cage look like....i imagine you could easily say...nah bro thats for my asian house mistress.Apparently the dude stashed it and he won't say where. He also won't admit it was even his even though there was a tiger cage in his house...lulz
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Yes. Yes you did. But thanks for the lolz.I just realized I went full retard lol. I legit thought gorilla fingers were some type of weed (other kind) or invasive plant .
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Originally Posted By JRMoore82⏩
Probably would've taken the same amount of time wrestling it out whole vs cutting it out. Luckily it wasn't stuck. Got new drywall in today, not all of it. Should be able to take a bath by tomorrow evening, at least.That’s why the good Lord invented Sawzaws my friend.
The one I took out a couple months ago I just cut the bitch in half
The one I took out a couple months ago I just cut the bitch in half
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Same here.I still go outside to pee fairly often. especially at night.
Haven't dropped a deuce in my yard though.
Haven't dropped a deuce in my yard though.
Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩
Recently been watching people build 200 sq ft or less cabins recently and also saw some of the same people drill in shallow wells. I can see how you could live in one of those a few weeks/months out of the year.If I was single I wouldn't have an indoor bathroom. An outdoor shower and outhouse is fine with me. Its kinda weird that we chit inside our house. Even dogs go outside to lay a fudge cobra.
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I definitely thought we were talking about poop on a yard...
Just wanted you all to know that buried the lawn mower. Like... full on, buried it, down to the frame and had to pull it out with the truck.
Between the Newfoundland and pitbull cross, we have chit everywhere. So much chit. Tonight, the pit killed a big jack rabbit. I am pretty ticked off. Yes, I know, I have no right to be mad, it’s their instincts blah blah blah blah. Well I am mad anyway. Now I’m going to have to watch him all the time because once they start, they don’t stop. He was fine with birds, fine with chipmunks, squirrels, beavers, etc. So I’m mad now.
Anyway. As for the maincoon, I’d be more worried about the poop stuck to their asses. I’ve washed more cat asses than I would like to admit.
Just wanted you all to know that buried the lawn mower. Like... full on, buried it, down to the frame and had to pull it out with the truck.
Between the Newfoundland and pitbull cross, we have chit everywhere. So much chit. Tonight, the pit killed a big jack rabbit. I am pretty ticked off. Yes, I know, I have no right to be mad, it’s their instincts blah blah blah blah. Well I am mad anyway. Now I’m going to have to watch him all the time because once they start, they don’t stop. He was fine with birds, fine with chipmunks, squirrels, beavers, etc. So I’m mad now.
Anyway. As for the maincoon, I’d be more worried about the poop stuck to their asses. I’ve washed more cat asses than I would like to admit.
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You have Jack Rabbits in Canada?? I thought that was a SouthWest thing.
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