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post 1638322173 05-11-2021, 04:15 PM
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I have to **** something this year or Im done with life srsly

Its not that Im a virgin but I want to **** something.

Thats it, Im doing everything in my power to make it happen.

I dont care if its a fat whale or a shemale Im smashing my hammer until december 31st or I I'll die trying
post 1638322313 05-11-2021, 04:17 PM
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With those kind of standards, how do you not get laid twice every weekend? I’d give you all the uggos I don’t want if you lived close by homie.
post 1638322323 05-11-2021, 04:18 PM
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just fly to netherlands and get it over with
post 1638322433 05-11-2021, 04:19 PM
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Get a prostitute.. some dude that took his gf on a "date" and got sex did the same thing
post 1638322463 05-11-2021, 04:19 PM
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did you ever text the single mother like i told you too? probably not.
post 1638322543 05-11-2021, 04:20 PM
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Get a prostitute bro. Thankfully you are not on TRT or you be busting holes in the wall.
post 1638322663 05-11-2021, 04:22 PM
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what about that milf you met a week ago or so?

this post:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1637684843

you never gave us an update. It sounds like there is no update.
post 1638324873 05-11-2021, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By davik⏩
just fly to netherlands and get it over with
Nah bro Im thinking of getting an escort as soon as I get some money rolling in and I dont **** some girl I dont have to pay to sex with Im getting an escort **** this **** bro
post 1638325113 05-11-2021, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
did you ever text the single mother like i told you too? probably not.
Im too chicken to text her. She doesnt live nearby, if I had a transportation it would be easier but even if I had a transport settled she would accuse me how I want to bang her and she would try to call cops on me or some **** idk is it even worth it
post 1638325213 05-11-2021, 04:55 PM
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Just get a hooker, geez. Some of you are crazy with this chit.
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post 1638325233 05-11-2021, 04:55 PM
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you're too sensitive
post 1638325293 05-11-2021, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
what about that milf you met a week ago or so?

this post:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1637684843

you never gave us an update. It sounds like there is no update.
Nah I didnt text her because I dont know I think she will accuse me of trying to nail her or something I feel I might get in trouble idk man I think its a waste of time and energy
post 1638325353 05-11-2021, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I don't understand how people can't get laid


Don't you ever go to any parties or gatherings where girls are present?
brb 0 friends
post 1638325403 05-11-2021, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I don't understand how people can't get laid


Don't you ever go to any parties or gatherings where girls are present?
Nobody ever really invites me anywhere. I have two I would really call friends. One is a cool dude but he hangs out with some losers I dont want to be associated with so his crew is off and there is this other friend who does invite me on his and other guys birthdays and we hang out on those times.

Usually I would have to go outside alone. I never went out in clubs and **** because like I said nobody asks me out but I wanted to change that and go out by myself but this covid crap turned all to ****.
post 1638325643 05-11-2021, 05:02 PM
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Start cutting and you’ll have better luck
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post 1638325653 05-11-2021, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Thats it, Im doing everything in my power to make it happen.
Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Im too chicken to text her. She doesnt live nearby, if I had a transportation it would be easier but even if I had a transport settled she would accuse me how I want to bang her and she would try to call cops on me or some **** idk is it even worth it
bruh
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post 1638325823 05-11-2021, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Nobody ever really invites me anywhere. I have two I would really call friends. One is a cool dude but he hangs out with some losers I dont want to be associated with so his crew is off and there is this other friend who does invite me on his and other guys birthdays and we hang out on those times.

Usually I would have to go outside alone. I never went out in clubs and **** because like I said nobody asks me out but I wanted to change that and go out by myself but this covid crap turned all to ****.
ahhhh bro sorry to hear that. if we lived near each other i would take you out to the bar with me and introduce you to some random girls.

but you really should text the single mother. you miss 350% of the shots you don't take.
post 1638325873 05-11-2021, 05:05 PM
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Quickshot launch.

I don't give one chit about fuking dirty hoes

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post 1638325943 05-11-2021, 05:06 PM
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not the
right mentality
you lack the strategic objectives
and your tone is depressive and melancholic
post 1638326653 05-11-2021, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
ahhhh bro sorry to hear that. if we lived near each other i would take you out to the bar with me and introduce you to some random girls.

but you really should text the single mother. you miss 350% of the shots you don't take.
Thanks bro and yeah I know what you saying about at least trying its just hard to try anymore after so many rejections, it doesnt feel worth the effort anymore. But yeah I hear you.
post 1638326793 05-11-2021, 05:18 PM
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It’s not that hard to smash fat chicks I mean nothing else could be easier
if you ain't got no money, this is about to be a real short conversation, you dig?
post 1638326923 05-11-2021, 05:19 PM
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Bro r u fkn serious... grow a fukin pair. Get a hair-cut, put on a nice outfit. Go to a bar, chat up some sloots... they go to the bar to pay for overpriced alcohol the same reason men do. They want to fuk, they just want to make you work for it.
post 1638327023 05-11-2021, 05:21 PM
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Quit being desperate, focus on yourself, go out and talk to sloots you *******
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post 1638327523 05-11-2021, 05:26 PM
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dude. DO NOT fuk a whale. you will feel 100% worse after believe me.
post 1638327823 05-11-2021, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Im too chicken to text her. She doesnt live nearby, if I had a transportation it would be easier but even if I had a transport settled she would accuse me how I want to bang her and she would try to call cops on me or some **** idk is it even worth it
Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Nah I didnt text her because I dont know I think she will accuse me of trying to nail her or something I feel I might get in trouble idk man I think its a waste of time and energy
How do you think men have been approaching women all this time? The woman knows 99 percent of the time the guy is talking to her because he wants her. How you operate around that is what makes or breaks it. Believe it or not a lot of women out there want to be desired; don't listen to the bullchit you hear on the internet from women whining about men being creepy or whatever. Just go for it if you want it and know when to walk away
post 1638327833 05-11-2021, 05:30 PM
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Whores brah, they exist for a reason. I'd recommend Korean agency sloots.
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post 1638328823 05-11-2021, 05:43 PM
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post 1638329713 05-11-2021, 05:58 PM
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post 1638329843 05-11-2021, 06:00 PM
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Just bang a hooker and get it over with.
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