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post 1638604273 05-15-2021, 05:23 AM
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Things that girls think are impressive on their Tinder profiles, but aren't

* "Lived in 10 countries in 10 years"

* Yoga pose

* "I have no filter"

* Pictures with out of their league guys to signal that this is what they expect

* "5'4" and like my heels so must be 6 foot minimum" - immediate neg even if I'm above their cut off

What else, and why do they do it? Don't they realise it's repulsive?
post 1638604393 05-15-2021, 05:26 AM
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Lol you're spot on with the pictures of them with hot guys

Brb some fat girl taking a pic with her friends 6'4" gigachad bf to make it appear like she expects this

Would be like me using pics of me with high dollar strippers or something
post 1638604403 05-15-2021, 05:27 AM
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post 1638604523 05-15-2021, 05:29 AM
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*my kids come first


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post 1638604713 05-15-2021, 05:32 AM
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post 1638604733 05-15-2021, 05:33 AM
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Fuk my ass I'm glad I don't have to date currently and experience this. Seems abysmal.

I feel for you brahs for having to go through that and sift through the trash. Aren't there IRL ways to meet women anymore? On a hiking trail, at a dog park, in a coffee shop, at a flea market, at a pottery class, the assistant at your next colonoscopy?
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post 1638604753 05-15-2021, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Muscle2021⏩
*Vaccinated*
Ffs, I haven't been on Tinder in a couple years, is this common now?
post 1638604853 05-15-2021, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Fuk my ass I'm glad I don't have to date currently and experience this. Seems abysmal.

I feel for you brahs for having to go through that and sift through the trash. Aren't there IRL ways to meet women anymore? On a hiking trail, at a dog park, in a coffee shop, at a flea market, at a pottery class, the assistant at your next colonoscopy?
It's the misc brother, it's tinder or nothing.
post 1638604943 05-15-2021, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
Ffs, I haven't been on Tinder in a couple years, is this common now?
It is. Even "fully vaccinated, seeking same" unironically
Originally Posted By al****orilla⏩
*my kids come first
Good one, congrats on your kids being important.
post 1638604973 05-15-2021, 05:39 AM
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“Swipe left if you voted for Trump”


Lol at being so full of hate you disregard someone entirely on who they voted for
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post 1638605143 05-15-2021, 05:42 AM
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post 1638605253 05-15-2021, 05:44 AM
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says she's into "gym"

but has no idea about reps, nutrtion etc
post 1638605273 05-15-2021, 05:45 AM
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"hate false people and liars"

Brb all pics photoshopped and a million filters.
post 1638605633 05-15-2021, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Fuk my ass I'm glad I don't have to date currently and experience this. Seems abysmal.

I feel for you brahs for having to go through that and sift through the trash. Aren't there IRL ways to meet women anymore? On a hiking trail, at a dog park, in a coffee shop, at a flea market, at a pottery class, the assistant at your next colonoscopy?
Same, dating apps seem like a trip. Isn't Tinder just for phuckin? Why would you care about their personality?

If you're looking for something real and not fake bishes online then try and meet someone in person. Join a club, volunteer, go to social places, things like that. That's how you meet a real person without all the carefully manicured pretense.

If you just wanted to phuck then I don't see the point in even reading the bio let alone remembering their name. If you want something real then find people in real life.
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post 1638605763 05-15-2021, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis⏩
Same, dating apps seem like a trip. Isn't Tinder just for phuckin?
Not anymore
If you're looking for something real and not fake bishes online then try and meet someone in person. Join a club, volunteer, go to social places, things like that. That's how you meet a real person without all the carefully manicured pretense.
Good advice but all this chits been shut down for nearly >1 year, everything's happening through apps lately
post 1638606183 05-15-2021, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By tricepertops⏩
Not anymore


Good advice but all this chits been shut down for nearly >1 year, everything's happening through apps lately
Damn it does seem pretty bad then. I was in college when Tinder came out and it was just about phuckin. Maybe all these Tinder bishes are lonely now and looking to settle down. I saw another app called Bumble which seems like Tinder for extra lonely bishes.

Something about finding love on a mobile app seems kind of perverse. It's like ordering a wife on grubhub. In my neighborhood people are still out and about being social and chit. People don't even wear masks, and I don't see anyone dropping dead in the street.

Someone here made a thread about a chick at the gym, there has to be some way to find places to socialize with people that are like-minded.
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post 1638606413 05-15-2021, 06:15 AM
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not in any dating app but what about gender pronouns?
post 1638606673 05-15-2021, 06:21 AM
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post 1638606983 05-15-2021, 06:28 AM
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post 1638607993 05-15-2021, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
“Swipe left if you voted for Trump”


Lol at being so full of hate you disregard someone entirely on who they voted for
Once they got Biden in there and realized what a train wreck that was they have not been so political on tinder in my area.
Why they think their politics matter when they are just going to get pumped and dumped from a hookup site is beyond me lol
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post 1638608713 05-15-2021, 07:11 AM
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post 1638608893 05-15-2021, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Hypernation⏩
“If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
Translation: "I have BPD and no interest in therapy"
post 1638609393 05-15-2021, 07:26 AM
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“Loves to travel” like some tinder Chad is going to take her with him on vacations

“Loves hiking” like that miscer that took his tinderella first date on a 10 mile hike lmao
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In no particular order

Their own height
Their ability to drink alcohol/having stories of chit they’ve done while drunk
Having met someone famous
Having travelled a lot (but know dick about world history)
Having a dog (which they will ALWAYS let you know they’ll love more than you)

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'I have an education/PhD'

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I feel like on some level they legitimately have no clue what guys want. Their bio is their first impression. The chance to sell themselves to men and they go with:

Single mom. Kids are my world
Feminist
Probably likes your dog more than you
Etc.

That would be like a guys profile reading:
Small dick
Lives with parents
No job
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post 1638610233 05-15-2021, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
I feel like on some level they legitimately have no clue what guys want. Their bio is their first impression. The chance to sell themselves to men and they go with:

Single mom. Kids are my world
Feminist
Probably likes your dog more than you
Etc.

That would be like a guys profile reading:
Small dick
Lives with parents
No job
True af.

Professional women are genuinely surprised that most men would rather date a young hottie that works at Starbucks over a 30yo with a degree and a mortgage.
post 1638610273 05-15-2021, 07:48 AM
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unrelated I guess, but as a 30 yr old, I find it shocking how many 19yr old matches I get (srs). I think misc is wrong about that 1

my contribution:

"Hobbies: traveling"

or something about watching The Office & or Anime
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dog mom



brb i hate dogs
post 1638610403 05-15-2021, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
I feel like on some level they legitimately have no clue what guys want. Their bio is their first impression. The chance to sell themselves to men and they go with:

Single mom. Kids are my world
Feminist
Probably likes your dog more than you
Etc.

That would be like a guys profile reading:
Small dick
Lives with parents
No job
Lol at your guy profile. So many profiles are 100% off putting in this way.

I think you're right that they just don't know what guys want. I've seen a few say something like "your mom will hate me but your dad will love me". What guy is that meant to attract? Gtfo
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