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post 1638738003 05-17-2021, 01:16 AM
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was anyone elses teenage wanks way more euphoric?

I remember jacking off as a teenager to Japanese pr0n it was so pleasurable. the orgasms and visual and physical stimulation I got from the pr0n far surpassed any sex I've ever had. I've only ever had sex with asian prostitutes though all unprotected and cumming inside them. now I'm getting older and its all so mundane and boring, especially as a circumcuck. I just want to have decent sex with an Asian girl and have my whole pnus at this point of my life. life was way more fun as a teenager. I didn't even question my mutilated joo cawk and was oblivious to how broken I was.
post 1638738133 05-17-2021, 01:19 AM
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post 1638738163 05-17-2021, 01:20 AM
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post 1638738193 05-17-2021, 01:21 AM
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post 1638739063 05-17-2021, 01:49 AM
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It was better because it was a new and exciting experience.

Just like your first kiss was one of the biggest moments of your life, but now kissing might seem dull.
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post 1638739153 05-17-2021, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
It was better because it was a new and exciting experience.

Just like your first kiss was one of the biggest moments of your life, but now kissing might seem dull.
I remember my first kiss was at a high school party when I was 14 and I got hard as a rock as she climbed on top of me on the couch, lol. Those were the days.
post 1638739163 05-17-2021, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
It was better because it was a new and exciting experience.

Just like your first kiss was one of the biggest moments of your life, but now kissing might seem dull.
my first kiss was with the 3rd Korean prostitute I ever saw when I was 20 years old. she just leaned in and out her tongue in my mouth. I stopped the kiss maybe like 5 seconds into it because I didn't know what to do.
post 1638740663 05-17-2021, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted By andrew28⏩
I remember my first kiss was at a high school party when I was 14 and I got hard as a rock as she climbed on top of me on the couch, lol. Those were the days.
Lol, wish mine was that good. My first kiss was just with some Indian chick in her bed

Actually it wasn't even her bed, it was her friend's
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post 1638740683 05-17-2021, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Lol, wish mine was that good. My first kiss was just with some Indian chick in her bed

Actually it wasn't even her bed, it was her friend's
I left out the part where the girl kissed me on a dare from her friends. I was good looking and in shape but awkward as fuk but this girl was from another school and evidently said to her friends daring her “Oh hell yea no problem.” Lol. Then I was drunk and stupid enough to admit to those girls it was my first kiss when they asked me if it was.

I literally watched them finding other friends at the party and saying “Guys....that was his first kiss, lmao!” Why the fuk did I answer that question honestly? Ughhh. The next Monday everyone found out and my best friend was breaking my balls. “So....heard you had a good time last night.”

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Originally Posted By andrew28⏩
I left out the part where the girl kissed me on a dare from her friends. I was good looking and in shape but awkward as fuk but this girl was from another school and evidently said to her friends daring her “Oh hell yea no problem.” Lol. Then I was drunk and stupid enough to admit to those girls it was my first kiss when they asked me if it was. I literally watched them finding other friends at the party and saying “Guys....that was his first kiss, lmao!” Why the fuk did I answer that question honestly? Ughhh.

Cringe
Reminds of of a dating game show clip I randomly saw where the guy admits being a virgin like it's unique and cool... about 90% of the lights went out instantly lol. No woman wants to hear it's your first time, they want someone leading.
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Originally Posted By andrew28⏩
I left out the part where the girl kissed me on a dare from her friends. I was good looking and in shape but awkward as fuk but this girl was from another school and evidently said to her friends daring her “Oh hell yea no problem.” Lol. Then I was drunk and stupid enough to admit to those girls it was my first kiss when they asked me if it was. I literally watched them finding other friends at the party and saying “Guys....that was his first kiss, lmao!” Why the fuk did I answer that question honestly? Ughhh.

Cringe


Sucks brah. My jimmies would be rustled
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Oh man I remember the first time I discovered prob when I was 11. Talk about warm milk
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Originally Posted By 44344⏩
I remember jacking off as a teenager to Japanese pr0n it was so pleasurable. the orgasms and visual and physical stimulation I got from the pr0n far surpassed any sex I've ever had. I've only ever had sex with asian prostitutes though all unprotected and cumming inside them. now I'm getting older and its all so mundane and boring, especially as a circumcuck. I just want to have decent sex with an Asian girl and have my whole pnus at this point of my life. life was way more fun as a teenager. I didn't even question my mutilated joo cawk and was oblivious to how broken I was.
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩


Sucks brah. My jimmies would be rustled
lol it’s all good brah.

Idk how it happened but somewhere between age 18-22 (my college years) I lost almost all of my awkwardness and got pretty good at talking to girls. To this day I still think it was the weed that did it because I never smoked it before college. Once I did, I became super self-aware about myself and the vibes I was giving off. I did a lot of introspection and found out how to flirt with girls properly. The fact that I was a near Chad at the time definitely helped me out a lot. Now those same girls who dared that girl to kiss me are all in their thirties, not married, and hitting the wall hard.
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Originally Posted By 44344⏩
I remember jacking off as a teenager to Japanese pr0n it was so pleasurable. the orgasms and visual and physical stimulation I got from the pr0n far surpassed any sex I've ever had. I've only ever had sex with asian prostitutes though allunprotected and cumming inside them. now I'm getting older and its all so mundane and boring, especially as a circumcuck. I just want to have decent sex with an Asian girl and have my whole pnus at this point of my life. life was way more fun as a teenager. I didn't even question my mutilated joo cawk and was oblivious to how broken I was.
You've mentioned this several times before and I think either you're full of sht, you're phuking cheap asian grannies or you're rich as phuk and throwing money at tier 2 asian whores to go raw. I'm thinking the former 2. Idk where/how the phuk you're phuking korean whores raw but I think it's bs. I've gone through countless Korean agency whores and only been raw in a couple of them. The only way you're phuking these bishes raw is if you're throwing a ridiculous amount of cash or you've repeated with them several times, let alone creampieing lmao.
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post 1638741873 05-17-2021, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
You've mentioned this several times before and I think either you're full of sht, you're phuking cheap asian grannies or you're rich as phuk and throwing money at tier 2 asian whores to go raw. I'm thinking the former 2. Idk where/how the phuk you're phuking korean whores raw but I think it's bs. I've gone through countless Korean agency whores and only been raw in a couple of them. The only way you're phuking these bishes raw is if you're throwing a ridiculous amount of cash or you've repeated with them several times, let alone creampieing lmao.
Strong username to rebuttal ratio
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
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Tell me I'm wrong. You really think this ******* is creampieing tier 2 korean whores on the reg? That's complete bs, you gotta go to agencies to get those whores in the first place. Tier 3 Asian grannies yeah ofc you can go raw in them no surprise but this ******* has claimed to be creampieing tier 2 agency tier whores on the reg. Complete bs.
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