Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious **** into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n ****, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda **** that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious ****, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o ****.


Room fills up with ******* in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint **** to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n ****, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn **** up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get **** outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job.

Neat.

bro any depopsit over $9600 i believe it is i may be off a few dollars the bank is required to report it to the FBI.

and FYI OP...

word to the wise...dont make an enemy out of the bureau or anyone in it. You dont want them on your ass, or even have you under their radar. Most are great guys but they have a zero tolerance for bull**** policy and they can make your life a living hell.

so id watch your mouth and show some respect. not cause you have to but cause you should. For both accounts.

or dont listen to me and if it ever happens to you you will think back to this post and say "god damn that Latverian guy wasent bull****ting"

disrespected my whole family

Did they disrespect your whole family

EDIT: ^ Gandalf the White riding out of the sun up here

ReaL g's move in silence

First thing that came to mind lol

h4te is that you

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Strong lol @ the idea of OP frizbee'ing 50lb plates at a SWAT team

Mr. Angry is that you?

day in the life for me, son

reported

Like lasagna

Ever since my guards guild started running the portals in this town ive been depositing some serious gold coins into my steel chest, the kinda money your b1tch assed father makes in a fortnite im shoving in the locked cache twice a day. now the king's guards are all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the gold from.

starst out im hoisting this morning, up before dawn for a serious hoisting , the beauty i picked up last night is keeping the cot warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get boisterous. Got the whole hoisting set up., some 20 stone stone pillars for lifting n ****, must weigh a coupe bushels, 500 stone stons, couple of wagons racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadhoisting, the kinda **** that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious ****, biceps burning like a witch when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing king's guards. Couple of lads burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100 stone stone, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a satchel o dung.


Room fills up with ******* in steel plate armour, im throwing 50 stone stones, knocking lads out all over the place, steel plate armour aint **** to a 50 stone stone thrown by a couple of log arms. Musta been 50 lads in the room, gettinhit by clubs, arrows n ****, got a half a gallon of hot tar in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and rope me up, had to use 3 lengths of rope to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn **** up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 days and nights , didnt even break my countenance for a moment, i should be working for the Turkish assassins, cant get **** outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my father's nobleman is on his way. For 10 gold coins per fortnite you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 days and nights.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those guard pansies must be falling on their swords, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this province behind bars but couldnt finish the job.

haha

doesnt need reporting.

if you are doing something bad guys the FBI usually knows what you are doing or going to do before you even do it. They are that good.

Think about. Every other country in the world goes to them for help and training for a reason

That should make you think twice before you travel down a wrong road. Nothing is worth your freedom chaps.

I like this guy. You should join my crew. Fair warning, i run with a pretty rough crowd of Polish muscle. If you can crack skulls you're hired

It's any deposit over $9,999 and it's reported to the SEC.

You sound Angry, Mr.

haha.
Thanks mate. I try to avoid cracking skulls just for the sake of cracking skulls. Such people tend to get you under someone's radar..

I know you jest but also pretty sure we both know sometimes there is no alternative and a skull has to get cracked. more times than not if it has to get to that level they probably deserve it.

alas, best of luck friend on whatever highway life has you down.

i bet the fbi entity who came up with this is an oversensitive gayboy

This...“Those who know don’t talk. Those who talk don’t know.

u mad cuz he's stylin on you?