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05-20-2021, 09:49 AM
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ATTN TRADIESโ ๏ธ๐ฆบ๐๐๐: New Monster Rehab Strawberry review ๐
I know that like myself, you all have been longing for a new Rahab flavor forever and it was obvious that strawberry belonged in this series of high octane canned tradie fuel. Well your tradie prayers have been answered! Itโs delicious!
Can: 7/10, itโs an aesthetic red but I miss the old design with the stories on the side
Flavor: 9/10, itโs extremely crushable! Pairs well with gas station hot dogs, del taco, beef jerky, nicotine, and Carlโs Jr.
Mixability: 10/10, dump some rum in for the drive home and you are good to go, tasty af and will get you to where you need to go and help you forget about that constant lower back pain
Overall: 9.5/10, Monster nailed it with this one


Can: 7/10, itโs an aesthetic red but I miss the old design with the stories on the side
Flavor: 9/10, itโs extremely crushable! Pairs well with gas station hot dogs, del taco, beef jerky, nicotine, and Carlโs Jr.
Mixability: 10/10, dump some rum in for the drive home and you are good to go, tasty af and will get you to where you need to go and help you forget about that constant lower back pain
Overall: 9.5/10, Monster nailed it with this one


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05-20-2021, 09:51 AM
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My inner tradie knows I shouldn't have clicked on this thread...
I'm tweaking for one now
I'm tweaking for one now
05-20-2021, 09:51 AM
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dont all the rehabs have sugar? its cuttin szn tradie bro
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of memes and trolls in toasted breads, i am not there, i am not dead.
05-20-2021, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Dude do it, itโs so goodMy inner tradie knows I shouldn't have clicked on this thread...
I'm tweaking for one now
I'm tweaking for one now
Originally Posted By AltarOfPlagues⏩
Itโs like 6 carbs dude, well worth itdont all the rehabs have sugar? its cuttin szn tradie bro
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05-20-2021, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By TheCore84⏩
o wtf idk why i thought it was alotDude do it, itโs so good
Itโs like 6 carbs dude, well worth it
Itโs like 6 carbs dude, well worth it
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05-20-2021, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Howiester⏩
Donโt forget day laborers and car washersThe preferred fuel of gas station attendants, janitors, uber drivers, electricians, and all other tradies!
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05-20-2021, 09:56 AM
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05-20-2021, 09:56 AM
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05-20-2021, 09:57 AM
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05-20-2021, 10:11 AM
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The only doctor I know drinks a chit ton of monsters. It also seems like fresh military recruits drink a lot of em. Tradies are not alone, tons of people addicted to energy drinks.
Here are dank Monster boomer memes



Here are dank Monster boomer memes



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05-20-2021, 10:13 AM
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05-20-2021, 10:15 AM
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05-20-2021, 10:20 AM
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OP, that sounds hnnnnnng as fukk. Gonna check the store today to see if they are stocked up on that new ish.
Originally Posted By Howiester⏩
Well, 1 outta 4 ain't bad i guess...The preferred fuel of gas station attendants, janitors, uber drivers,electricians, and all other tradies!
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05-20-2021, 10:24 AM
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05-20-2021, 10:30 AM
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Tradies don't handle change well. This will take a while to catch on.


05-20-2021, 10:32 AM
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so what's the point of this drink? is it artificially sweetened or just barely sweet? Because with that little sugar it's barely sweet at all. So it's like a low sugar gatorade I guess?
05-20-2021, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By jimmybobjim⏩
Low sugar Gatorade + caffeine.so what's the point of this drink? is it artificially sweetened or just barely sweet? Because with that little sugar it's barely sweet at all. So it's like a low sugar gatorade I guess?
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05-20-2021, 10:34 AM
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Not huge fan of flavored Monsters.
That said, pounded 3 Whites so far today (ded fkn srs)
Union welder by trade.
That said, pounded 3 Whites so far today (ded fkn srs)
Union welder by trade.
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05-20-2021, 10:36 AM
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I realized not long ago that tradies abuse monsters because they have to wake up at 4am for work
05-20-2021, 10:37 AM
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05-20-2021, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
Niceeee.Not huge fan of flavored Monsters.
That said,pounded 3 Whites so far today (ded fkn srs)
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That said,pounded 3 Whites so far today (ded fkn srs)
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05-20-2021, 10:38 AM
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Not a tradie but that shtt is pretty CHERCE
Nothing will beat Monster Rehab WHITEBOI DRAGON TEA tho
Nothing will beat Monster Rehab WHITEBOI DRAGON TEA tho
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05-20-2021, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
That is the worst Monster ever created. Absolutely fkn discus thing... I bought one when they first came out and ended up throwing it away after like 4 sips. Tasted like broken dreams and piss.Not a tradie but that shtt is pretty CHERCE
Nothing will beat Monster Rehab WHITEBOI DRAGON TEA tho
Nothing will beat Monster Rehab WHITEBOI DRAGON TEA tho
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05-20-2021, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
They sell that chit at the dollar store for 50 cents a can lmaoThat is the worst Monster ever created. Absolutely fkn discus thing... I bought one when they first came out and ended up throwing it away after like 4 sips. Tasted like broken dreams and piss.
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
not a regular consumer of that garbage but they have a sugar free green one that tastes kind of like a green apple jolly rancher candy and its not too bad.Not huge fan of flavored Monsters.
That said, pounded 3 Whites so far today (ded fkn srs)
Union welder by trade.
That said, pounded 3 Whites so far today (ded fkn srs)
Union welder by trade.
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05-24-2021, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By jimmybobjim⏩
You must be new to energy drinksso what's the point of this drink? is it artificially sweetened or just barely sweet? Because with that little sugar it's barely sweet at all. So it's like a low sugar gatorade I guess?
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