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post 1639222343 05-23-2021, 12:56 AM
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Pics of cranes?
post 1639222713 05-23-2021, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Told my wife on first date that I don't do condoms. She didn't argue and now look at us.

Next this chick.
how long have you two been together? when did you first bang?
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post 1639223033 05-23-2021, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
how long have you two been together? when did you first bang?
4.5 years now. Banged second date
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post 1639223163 05-23-2021, 01:25 AM
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I feel you OP, condoms suck, I never do it with condoms either, i feel sorry for the people that do.
post 1639224303 05-23-2021, 02:28 AM
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F**king WW2 veterans rolling in their grave rn.

What kind of pansy generation have we got here now?
Wont smash because a condom "doesnt feel good". Pussies.
Just use it and dont overthink it.
post 1639224383 05-23-2021, 02:34 AM
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Tell her you're allergic to latex


Also pics ****gggooottttt
post 1639224583 05-23-2021, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
nah, this is what she wants to hear trust me. she's not looking for a fuk boy. she's a very succesful, smart and older chick who has expressed interest inexclusivity
This is the most worrying part of the exchange. Pepper your angus for drama filled messages when you nope out.
post 1639224623 05-23-2021, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
I won boyos, rescheduled to tomorrow and she sent me a little heart

holding my ground and letting her know I dont like condoms was the road to success
You literally could have gone over there tonight 'conveniently' forgot to bring a condom then smashed anyway

You say you aren't a timOP but you fail to understand that women don't think clearly when they're turned on. Neither do men.

She's telling you to wear one now but she won't give a fuk in the moment when you're rubbing your dick on her pussy and she's moaning

Mind blown
Originally Posted By Globally⏩
You’re an idiot or inexperienced or autistic for texting her about it. 100.0% of girls will fold up on their condom rules in the heat of the moment when she’s already finished gagging on it and is ready for pen.

Just brush off the condom text or even “bring one” but know that there’s zero chance of using it.

I thought this was common knowledge for raw dog crew. You take advantage of the heat of the moment and it works every single time.
Thus lmao

Youre a dumbass op srs

For all the experience you claim to have you don't even know this
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post 1639225883 05-23-2021, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
would rather jerk off than smash with condom
low test *******
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post 1639226693 05-23-2021, 04:22 AM
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Raw dog or naw dog. Thin condoms are no point, they break 9/10 times. With regular ones you might aswell jerk off.
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post 1639226703 05-23-2021, 04:22 AM
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Had a chick tell me I still need to wear a condom even though she was on bc. I told her to rest assured that I won’t finish in her, she said okay but if she gets pregnant i’m stuck with her. Fair game but I never even smashed.
post 1639226973 05-23-2021, 04:31 AM
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Its my first time being single in many years boyos, so I am a bit out of the loop.

How many girls on average would you say are on BC these days that you guys smash? Do you guys pull out and hope for the best or always ask them about birth control and then force her to take it in front of you?
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post 1639249983 05-23-2021, 01:06 PM
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I've read every post and I'm still trying to figure out what the **** a condom is
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post 1639250483 05-23-2021, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
just stealth her from the back
this is an awful idea

"Stealthing is not currently explicitly covered under Canadian law but could constitute crime based on a 2014 Supreme Court of Canada ruling. That decision, called R v. Hutchinson, upheld the sexual assault conviction of a man who poked holes in a condom without his partner's knowledge."

enjoy potential sexual assault charges in 2021
Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
bruh condoms fukn suck
just get the thinnest condoms you can and after a few weeks you wont need them or just convince her to let you smash raw
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post 1639250713 05-23-2021, 01:20 PM
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post 1639250853 05-23-2021, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By CodeMajic⏩
I've read every post and I'm still trying to figure out what the **** a condom is
If i recall correctly it’s a thing Democrats invented that you put on your cawk because their immune system is weak and they afraid of sexually transmitted disease ..
post 1639251183 05-23-2021, 01:29 PM
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I thought condoms faded out around the same time cds did
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post 1639279933 05-23-2021, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10⏩
You literally could have gone over there tonight 'conveniently' forgot to bring a condom then smashed anyway

You say you aren't a timOP but you fail to understand that women don't think clearly when they're turned on. Neither do men.

She's telling you to wear one now but she won't give a fuk in the moment when you're rubbing your dick on her pussy and she's moaning
This.

TimOP behavior.

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post 1639281613 05-23-2021, 10:12 PM
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post 1639284163 05-23-2021, 10:58 PM
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just go and when you are about to smash and she tells you to put on a condom start crying and say "i don't wanna use a condom" and throw a big fit.
post 1639284373 05-23-2021, 11:03 PM
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Gonna need some pics op
post 1639285283 05-23-2021, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Gonna need some pics op
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There are married men out in the world that use condoms with their wife.

Absolutely disgusting to even think about being that pathetic.
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Dumb to ask, now you made her the alpha making the decisions and you the beta. You could of just poked a few holes in the condom and then it would break during sex but still be on. Ops I didn’t notice it broke after
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Originally Posted By Globally⏩
There are married men out in the world that use condoms with their wife.

Absolutely disgusting to even think about being that pathetic.
dude that is so disgusting..... fk
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Stick to your tower threads oper
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