Was at the zoo today and watched a emu take a sloppy diarrhea chit that looks like home made taco meat with too much juice

once the emu left a goat proceeded to walk up and start licking and eating the emu diarrhea and turds like it was ice cream.. a fascinating nature observation. Then the goat came up to me and my girlfriend at the fence with a **** in it's beard wanting more "food" presumably.

realized that anguscels are disgusting analcels who have some instinctual pattern still intact making them deeply crave eating poo, licking an arsehole euphemisms "balloon knot" is just a societal way of trying put lipstick on a pig of this disgusting act

anytime you put your mouth there you're eating a lifetime of chits that no amount of spray or showering can undue... with every lick your breaking off tens of thousands of dead poo encrusted stratus corneum epidermal cells of the sphincter and poo made up of her dead red blood cells and undigested chipotle

It's repressed homosexuality srs

I agree it is something to do with homosexuality

OP confirmed low test male.

When you look at a great ass

You don't want it in your face?

Big round hips in my face... hnnnnnggg.

The only way you could possibly see a guy's bony azz as the same thing is if you were in fact a homo.

Thanks for reaffirming that old Misc truism, OP - OP is always a *******.

I finally understand why OP doesn't get laid.

It’s quite clear to those with high IQs that there is homo eroticism involved in such a revolting act

Everyone’s wife or future wife will have had her tongue in an anus or taint and a tongue in her anus at some point.

Pick your battles if you’re a beta.

If you don’t instinctively want to face dive the anus of your GF/wife it means she is ugly and/or fat

I could understand eating a freshly showered 9/10 angus but not a fat 4/10 in the backseat after she just finished her shift

Had my angus eaten out multiple times. Sloot would ask if she could do it. Never understood why.
Then i talked to a female friend the other day. She told me she gave her bf a rimjob for the first time in her life. i asked her what she thought of it. She said she liked it. She just imagined eating poozy (she's been with girls before). But apparently her bf didn't like it.

they need to calm their
tits, eating booties are addictive
submissive and woman dont understand men doin so
thats why sexualizing her butthol could cause problem in the mean future

Underrated thread of 2021.

Girls love eating my tarantula for some reason. Prolly because I have big joocy booty cheeks and they want to bury their head between them SRS

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