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» Most Fukked up advice you've actually taken from the misc?
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post 1639543983 05-27-2021, 07:44 AM
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Most Fukked up advice you've actually taken from the misc?

Embarassing as fuk but there was a thread on the misc 7-8 years ago about putting toothpaste on your nipples to keep them erect and avoid man boobs LMAO

Worst part I was caught by my gf (now wife) and she had so many questions and wonders why I still misc.

I'm sure this is vanilla in comparison to other degenerates on this forum who take this place too seriously.

What's yours?
post 1639544123 05-27-2021, 07:46 AM
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Oil pulling, fillings came out.
Costly mistake.
There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and...It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!
post 1639545213 05-27-2021, 08:05 AM
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Going EHTC isnt gay.
post 1639545313 05-27-2021, 08:07 AM
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did it work?
2W071 - Certified Rocket Scientist

405/315/515
post 1639545483 05-27-2021, 08:09 AM
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Betting 30 bucks on Garrick Higgo to win the PGA Championship
post 1639546313 05-27-2021, 08:24 AM
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fisting my asshol
post 1639546573 05-27-2021, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiop
fisting my asshol
Fisting his asshol
post 1639546813 05-27-2021, 08:30 AM
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Apple cider vinegar
post 1639547203 05-27-2021, 08:38 AM
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Put my iPhone in the microwave when it got wet. It actually worked!!!
I'm not DrewDarden

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post 1639547463 05-27-2021, 08:42 AM
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Actually believing that 5'8" is a kiss of death and that I should just LDAR.

The actual cutoff is 5'7". Just LOL@those turbomanlets.

It took me a while to gain my confidence back. Have since smashed multiple 5'9"+ sloots and OP's boyfriend. Srs.
Misc Entrepreneur Crew
post 1639548093 05-27-2021, 08:51 AM
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Putting my tax return on the fridge, hoping to impress chicks.
post 1639548493 05-27-2021, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By joocyness
Worst part I was caught by my gf (now wife) and she had so many questions and wonders why I still misc.
sloots so fuking nosy. i had multiple sloots look over my shoulder and figure out my username and read through my posts and chit to see if i said anything about them, about other sloots, if i was cheating on them, ect and then most of the crap on this site is not srs and just jokes
post 1639548583 05-27-2021, 08:57 AM
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Follow this diet for gains

Monday - Friday:
1st meal:
7 weetabix, 2 eggs and glass of whole milk
2nd Meal:
Continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams) + KFC
3rd Meal:
Continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams) + KFC
4th Meal:
Continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams) (KFC rest period)
5th Meal:
3 whole eggs and glass of milk or water
6th Meal:
Continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams) (KFC rest period)
7th Meal:
Continental chicken and vegetables family pack rice (125grams) +KFC
8th Meal:
7 weetabix 2 eggs and glass of milk
-GYM Time-
9th meal
Whole large chicken and glass of milk or water

Saturday and Sunday
Consisted of anything you feel like really.
Whole chickens, Rump steaks, Weetabix and occasionally cheat meals


Turned me into a toad
post 1639548633 05-27-2021, 08:58 AM
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Join date: September 2020
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post 1639548723 05-27-2021, 08:59 AM
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post 1639548743 05-27-2021, 09:00 AM
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Try men (no homo)
New York
post 1639548753 05-27-2021, 09:00 AM
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Try men... no regrets
post 1639548943 05-27-2021, 09:02 AM
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There was that guy who the misc convinced to expose some cheating woman and then post their sex videos online, caught a year in prison.

Im sure a bunch of people could retire on the money lost in the investing and crypto threads.
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post 1639549023 05-27-2021, 09:04 AM
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Not to take too much account by what miscers say.
Eastern European
Test 560
INFP
post 1639549173 05-27-2021, 09:06 AM
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No pillow
post 1639549233 05-27-2021, 09:08 AM
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It's not gay if it's in the ass
post 1639549383 05-27-2021, 09:10 AM
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$20 is definitely NOT $20
* Rawdog crew * Creampie crew * Poverty crew *

Haven't worn a condom since middle school crew

* HTC crew *
post 1639550143 05-27-2021, 09:22 AM
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Trying men
post 1639550163 05-27-2021, 09:23 AM
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Eating ass
post 1639550323 05-27-2021, 09:25 AM
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So much gay advice. Have you all taken it?
Eastern European
Test 560
INFP
post 1639551063 05-27-2021, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By ukr1410
So much gay advice. Have you all taken it?
We fake it, you take it. This is known
New York
post 1639551153 05-27-2021, 09:38 AM
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The Urea in your piss clears up acne. I was desperate at the time. Did not work.
I wish Hillary would violate me like she violated federal law
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post 1639551713 05-27-2021, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay
Putting my tax return on the fridge, hoping to impress chicks.
Lmao so innocent yet so autistic
post 1639552373 05-27-2021, 09:58 AM
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Soldering iron is definitely not the best way to remove penile papilla.
Motorcycle crew
Army veteran crew
One Meal a day crew
post 1639553103 05-27-2021, 10:08 AM
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The whole redipill bs about 13-15 years ago after my first break up. I Actually believed all that crap for a while an it was phucken toxic as phuck, gladly after actually maturing and having real life experiences of all kinds was able to see past all of that toxicity. The whole Incel/redpill culture is one of the most toxic things out there for young men
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