I have heard stories. I fuking hate strip clubs. But I have gotten lap dances from some really cute girls. In fact my older brother told me (in the 90s) he was getting blue balls from "hot young fine ass stripper" and she apparently finished him off for $80 (BJ). Prior, she went to the bar and grabbed a plastic cup to "spit it in".


Strippers....

Had one reach down my pants and grab my dink srs. Unfortunately, she did not do anything with it. She just goes “you got a big dixk” to increase her tip .

Yes lots. Most I just took home or to hotel when they got off. Fuked a few in the clubs, kinda sketchy handing them the cash, they can just run out and leave you there, but it's worked out for me a few times.

My advice is to go late, near closing time on a slow night. They'll make the offer. Sometimes have them fighting over who's going home with me.

BJ yeah, but I like to take them to a hotel and actually get a good fuk. Most of them are prostitutes too for the right amount of cash.

not in the club, in my car in parkinglot.

Yeah, I've probably gotten like 3-4 BJs in the lap dance rooms before. You always end up getting scammed in some fashion though. One time was actually pretty awesome. Can almost always talk them into doing it without a condom too.

I hate strip clubs nowadays though. It's usually easy enough for me to get laid nowadays without paying that strip clubs are just a waste. Every time I go now it's with some dudes who can't control themselves there and it seems a bit pathetic to let pussy control you that much.

Never been to a strip club before.

What do these girls do in the day time?

Dude I didn't really know bare backed a stripper during a bachelor party. Think he either didn't pay or it wasn't very much. Think he went for round two the following night. I can't remember.

Was never into stripclubs. Always seen it as a waste of money.

most ones i went to were wak as fuk im tryna go to some good ones in columbia or brazil

Palm Beach County and though out S FL has some great strip clubs. Fuking sloots are hott as ****. Mertyl Beach was dope too. Basically anywhere Golf Is popular has good strip clubs for some reason

Would get them all of the time when I'd go to Florida.

the ugly ones work the day shift

the night shift ones go to bed ultra late and sleep most of the day.

Sleep in their coffins, mostly.

One time I gave a stripper a bump of Pepsi as a tip for a dance

Just sprinkled it on a dollar bill and handed it to her.

Then there was this fat Asian who kept slamming her high heels on the Pole dance stage.

It reminded me of a rhino stomping the ground to claim its territory.

aware

i never did and i thought it was a myth... until one of my buddies went to a strip club with me and he went for a lap dance that seemed to last for about 40 mins. he came back and went right to the atm and withdrew a hand ful of money and gave it to the exhausted stripper. she was clearly on molly, but she was also clearly worn out and her make up messed up.
he paid her to get bent over and banged out in the back room

Club Bolero. Cancun, Mexico. 1999. Beautiful Blonde Light Brazilian/Venezuelan Girl dressed in White Leather. She was the best man. Hooked up with another one in the USA while she was out and off duty. Korean.

Yes. First and only asian I've banged. Cost $100.

Choo choo brojob ha ha ha

You can do that, and you can also go to jail for doing that.

A lot of things you “can” do.

Cheekiest reply in this thread for some reason, lmao

Yep, from 3 different strippers at the same time. Dead srs

Was 23 years old on a contiki trip in Barcelona and some street vendor guy gave us a flyer for some strip club and we were drunk and had the yolo attitude from contiki so we went. Myself and 3 others. We rock up to the strip club and its literally only us 4 and about 30 strippers, all hot as hell . We get taken to a booth straight away and a few sit down with us and say it's 80 euros for a drink (and the strippers gets a drink also) and a bump off the strippers chest. Anyway, after a lot of 80 euro transactions over strippers tells us the hidden services for sex. It was 300 euros each. My friends took some convincing but again that yolo vibe we had going. We organised to go fck these 3 strippers (my 4th mate disappeared entirely with a different stripper). We get taken out the front of the strip and escorted into a black SUV by these guys, legit thought we were about to get murdered.

Anyway we rock up to some other building which ends up being a closed night club and we get escorted into the empty dance area and laid down on the sofa/chair things. The 3 of us have a stripper each and we think we're gonna fck em coz we paid 400 euros each right, but then they say "no just blowjob". After a bit of back and forth we agree (honestly just happy to not have died and was pinging like hell aswell and still hadn't seen my 4th mate anywhere). So we each have a stripper on us blowing each person (we all had condoms on). And the first of us finishes, his stripper then comes over to my other friend and she starts rubbing him and and touching and him and sht so he finishes basically instantly. I'm the last one left and I have my original stripper and the other stripper both sckng my dick and the third stripper putting her tits in my mouth and then swapping with the other stripper. I finished pretty quickly from this lmao.

Then we were getting dressed and my 4th mate (the one we lost at the start)walks into the room with no shirt on pinging like crazy lmao , was so funny at the time, thought he died or something. Once we got dressed we got taken out of the building and got a taxi back to our hostel.

Good mems from Barcelona, couldn't breathe through my nose for like a week

well... that's one way to bond with your mates

one reached into mine and refunded my money out of pity.

They got strippers during the daytime. It's just the B team.

No but one time right before I left the strip club I crumpled up a dollar bill and beamed it at the stripper yelling "slut." Walked right out before some bouncer kicked my arse.

all strippers have a price if you just ask, some more money hungry and will straight up tell you they will do "BJ for $100" or something during your private lap dance