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post 1639762493 05-30-2021, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Kimmie responded saying she isn’t into diapers what do
Just start getting really weird with it. She clearly is trying to dom you so just think about stuff in that vein. See if she wants to tinkle on you brah.
post 1639767873 05-30-2021, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Kimmie responded saying she isn’t into diapers what do
She clearly missed the Trump joke.

Say you're trying to make diapers great again
post 1639768373 05-30-2021, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Kimmie responded saying she isn’t into diapers what do
Say you will have no alternative but.to schit and piss on her then and use her chest like a canvas
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1639768473 05-30-2021, 12:37 PM
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I mean JFLOL if you don't set Kimmie up as a FWB for life. Add her to the rotation of calamari girl and baseball girl. That's a solid rotation right there. Keep you absolutely swimming in and drenched in cooch 24/7/365.
post 1639769063 05-30-2021, 12:48 PM
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Kimmie and girls like Kimmie should be harvested for their blubber, nothing more
post 1639769193 05-30-2021, 12:50 PM
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because rich told me to (ded fkn Srs)

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~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639769343 05-30-2021, 12:53 PM
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post 1639769423 05-30-2021, 12:55 PM
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Hit her with the “BRB on my way”
post 1639769683 05-30-2021, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
I mean JFLOL if you don't set Kimmie up as a FWB for life. Add her to the rotation of calamari girl and baseball girl. That's a solid rotation right there. Keep you absolutely swimming in and drenched in cooch 24/7/365.
Calamari girl gave me head and then I broke it off with her the next day (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639770723 05-30-2021, 01:23 PM
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What I got from this is... the difference between how women treat you/response to you is day and night, black and white, depending on whether or not they view you below or above their own social status.

**** this gay ass earth.
post 1639770883 05-30-2021, 01:25 PM
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"You think this is a f**king game?"
post 1639772463 05-30-2021, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Calamari girl gave me head and then I broke it off with her the next day (ded fkn Srs)
i think she earned that calamari, bro. at least give her a gift certificate to the Olive Garden or something.
post 1639812953 05-31-2021, 02:50 AM
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Update OP
post 1639816103 05-31-2021, 05:07 AM
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Feet pics of sloots???
Lifting Crew
post 1639816253 05-31-2021, 05:12 AM
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did she answer?
would rate/ 10

passing out is an option, quitting is not
post 1639816763 05-31-2021, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
because rich told me to (ded fkn Srs)

That is awful

The stuff you said to her

And also the fact she was so happy to talk about sex with someone she doesn't even know

It makes me sad that she has such poor self respect
post 1639817113 05-31-2021, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Caldef⏩
That is awful

The stuff you said to her

And also the fact she was so happy to talk about sex with someone she doesn't even know

It makes me sad that she has such poor self respect
Kimmie types will steal your man.


It reads like we validated her and her life choices somehow.

Tell her you have a torture chamber in your basement OP, aka a home gym.
post 1639817123 05-31-2021, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Caldef⏩
That is awful

The stuff you said to her

And also the fact she was so happy to talk about sex with someone she doesn't even know

It makes me sad that she has such poor self respect
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1639819163 05-31-2021, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Kimmie types will steal your man.


It reads like we validated her and her life choices somehow.

Tell her you have a torture chamber in your basement OP, aka a home gym.
Kimmie deleted / blocked me after I told her I wanted to **** and piss on her (ded fkn Srs)



I thought we had a connection
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~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639819243 05-31-2021, 06:51 AM
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lol, the state of the USA dating market is absolutely sad!

at this point, it is better to be in a 3rd world with HBBs in a village on rotation as no amount of materialistic wealth can overcome an innate biological lustful desire
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
post 1639819293 05-31-2021, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
lol, the state of the USA dating market is absolutely sad!

at this point, it is better to be in a 3rd world with HBBs in a village on rotation as no amount of materialistic wealth can overcome an innate biological lustful desire
you aren't wrong (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639819373 05-31-2021, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Kimmie deleted / blocked me after I told her I wanted to **** and piss on her (ded fkn Srs)

I thought we had a connection
You flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami. On to the next Hamplanet. It's not like there's a shortage.
post 1639819423 05-31-2021, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
You flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami. On to the next Hamplanet. It's not like there's a shortage.
i just did a massive swipe-right blast so i should be matching with several warthogs shortly (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639819483 05-31-2021, 06:58 AM
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Kimmie looks like she uses both spoons during dinner
post 1639819593 05-31-2021, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Caldef⏩
That is awful

The stuff you said to her

And also the fact she was so happy to talk about sex with someone she doesn't even know

It makes me sad that she has such poor self respect
What a silly post.

Negged


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post 1639819693 05-31-2021, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Caldef⏩
That is awful

The stuff you said to her

And also the fact she was so happy to talk about sex with someone she doesn't even know

It makes me sad that she has such poor self respect
the final 2 sentences in your post are very true




such is life with modern sluts in 2021 (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1639819993 05-31-2021, 07:14 AM
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Kimmie immediately after she blocked OP -


post 1639821563 05-31-2021, 07:58 AM
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post 1639821883 05-31-2021, 08:04 AM
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Cliffs ? Ain’t no way I’m reading 10 pages of piss
ok
post 1639835713 05-31-2021, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By esmile⏩
Cliffs ? Ain’t no way I’m reading 10 pages of piss
RLA wanted to piss on a fat feminist but failed
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