Which do you choose in a fight. A Moose vs a rhino

Rhino.

That makes a lot of sense

Anyone who picks a moose over a hi-test rhino is nuts

Rhino and it's not even close.

Bro. Do the comparison chart a moose aint no joke.

Fukkin battle unicorn would slaughter overgrown Bambi. Wtf kinda question even is this? Op what have we told you about day drinking and posting on the misc?

Time to set the scene.

The moose wanders the savanna, panting from the intense heat, when it hears a peculiar sound. Turning, it spots a black rhino marching towards a small watering hole. The moose, for whatever reason, decides that it doesn’t like this black rhino, and charges. The black rhino turns at the last second as the moose’s antlers make contact and…

bounce off the rhino’s durable skin. In response to this, the rhino rears its mighty head and gores the moose. He swings them around a bit, slams them onto the ground, and tramples them for good measure. That problem dealt with, he turns back around and continues, content with his triumph.

In all seriousness, the rhino wins in basically every scenario except when it’s already dying. The moose, at its largest, weighs 1,500 pounds, whereas a black rhino weighs, at the lowest average amount, 1,800 pounds and 3,100 pounds at their heaviest. This is a massive weight advantage for the rhino, but it’s skin is what makes it the winner. Rhino skin can be 1.5–5 centimeters thick, and is supported by a layer of fat underneath. Not to mention the weapons in use here are also massively unbalanced. The moose has it’s antlers, which are capable of wounding wolves or bears, which is impressive for it’s family. The rhino, however, has a giant keratin horn on it’s noggin capable of goring lions, hyenas, and even water buffalo. In the end, the rhino is the strongest mammal in this fight. The only advantage the moose has is speed, which may help it when it needs to run for it’s life.

did you compare it to a rhino?

the largest moose ever was less than 2,000 lbs. The smallest black rhino is like 1,500lbs but they get to be 3,000 lbs and there is another rhino species that is bigger

Rhino.

Moose can charge, kick, and beat the rhino with its antlers, but a rhino only needs to get one good shot to gore the moose and split it open. Rhino all day.

You know nothing of the MOOSE HOLMES

anyone who would bet on the moose over the rhino deserves to lose their entire life savings, not just half

moose weight: 840-1500 lbs
rhino weight: 1800-5100 lbs depending on type (white, indian, black etc.)

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PLUS the moose being so much taller than the rhino it's practically begging to get the horn

Always, ALWAYS, bet on bloat...

i doubt youd get them to fight to the death. id put my money on them head butting a few times then walking off.

rhino vs polar bear would make more sense hehe

This, pretty poor comparison. Moose vs giraffe would be a better contest

That's always an issue with these types of hypotheticals. For the sake of discussion we just have to assume both animals are crazed and won't stop until they physically can't continue

Yeah unkess one got an ali/liston shot and it droped.

Rhinos hide is pretty thick. Moose . Just llok up the numbers when they pound the antlers

Can take down a small tree