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post 1639914603 06-01-2021, 01:59 PM
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how do i stop swamp ass at work srs

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post 1639914623 06-01-2021, 01:59 PM
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post 1639914683 06-01-2021, 02:00 PM
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Bring a change of clothes and shower lol maybe gym workout/shower during your break if possible
post 1639914803 06-01-2021, 02:02 PM
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Baby powder.
post 1639914883 06-01-2021, 02:04 PM
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post 1639914903 06-01-2021, 02:04 PM
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Buy a cotton cushion to seat on srs.
post 1639915073 06-01-2021, 02:05 PM
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Lower carb diet can help if you're into that sort of thing.
post 1639915323 06-01-2021, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Schweric⏩
Baby powder.
can anyone confirm
post 1639915373 06-01-2021, 02:09 PM
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Try wicking boxer/briefs of some sorts, I also found slightly looser pants help too.
post 1639915443 06-01-2021, 02:09 PM
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lose weight fat ass
post 1639915513 06-01-2021, 02:10 PM
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suk a nice juicy dik
post 1639915683 06-01-2021, 02:11 PM
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fix your diet... damn. i have crohns and only get swamp ass once in a blue moon.
post 1639915693 06-01-2021, 02:12 PM
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Don't let your bf creampie before work
post 1639915763 06-01-2021, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
lose weight fat ass
im 6 foot 170 pounds *******
post 1639915793 06-01-2021, 02:13 PM
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Like a bingo dabber down there eh?
post 1639915873 06-01-2021, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MFarrar74⏩
fix your diet... damn. i have crohns and only get swamp ass once in a blue moon.
OP prolly got hyperhidrosis like me

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post 1639915913 06-01-2021, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Tunechii⏩
can anyone confirm
yes, corn starch works as well
post 1639916083 06-01-2021, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Tunechii⏩
can anyone confirm
Yes.. I used to do this when I had sweat issues. Baby powder in one hand, lift your balls up, get it on your taint and in the crevices. Next, spread but cheeks, get it in there. I used to do this while standing in the shower so that I can just wash it all down as it'll get everywhere.
post 1639916803 06-01-2021, 02:27 PM
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I'm not sure there's a real solution for the swampiest of bootys.

I've never found a solution other than skipping coffee. I sweat all day everywhere pretty much.
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post 1639917153 06-01-2021, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By _zman⏩
I'm not sure there's a real solution for the swampiest of bootys.

I've never found a solution other than skipping coffee. I sweat all day everywhere pretty much.
agreed 100% , my swamp ass has been cut in half since I cut out caffeine
post 1639917203 06-01-2021, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Tunechii⏩
can anyone confirm
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Originally Posted By Schweric⏩
Yes.. I used to do this when I had sweat issues. Baby powder in one hand, lift your balls up, get it on your taint and in the crevices. Next, spread but cheeks, get it in there. I used to do this while standing in the shower so that I can just wash it all down as it'll get everywhere.
Works well sitting on / over toilet too for no mess.
post 1639917603 06-01-2021, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Schweric⏩
Yes.. I used to do this when I had sweat issues. Baby powder in one hand, lift your balls up, get it on your taint and in the crevices. Next, spread but cheeks, get it in there.
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post 1639917613 06-01-2021, 02:37 PM
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Baby wipes. The swamp musk is just the leftover chit you couldn't get off with dry paper mixing with your ass sweat.
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post 1639917653 06-01-2021, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Tunechii⏩
can anyone confirm
Can confirm, I work in a shop and powder my stuff every day
post 1639918363 06-01-2021, 02:45 PM
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know this feel dawg, guess baby powder prob helps but i hate gettin that shiet all mo fukin over.. sometimes my swamp rash so bad ill even get a rash not just next to my balls on my thighs but on my ass.. so then i got to use jock itch cream for my ball area n hydrocortizone or baby rash lotion for my ass (and that shiet smells weird who wanna smell like a babys ass B)
post 1639918903 06-01-2021, 02:52 PM
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Have you tried taping a sponge between your buttcheeks? Or taping two sanitary pads on the inside of each ass cheek?
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post 1639919003 06-01-2021, 02:53 PM
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Fold up a paper towel and keep it in your butt cheeks. I do this 4 outta 5 days a week. Ded fukin srs
post 1639919053 06-01-2021, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Tunechii⏩
can anyone confirm
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post 1639924063 06-01-2021, 04:21 PM
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post 1639924533 06-01-2021, 04:28 PM
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use that order eaters foot powder in your ass crack (SRS)

do it b4 work. dump on hand and pat it up there use other hand to spread other cheek apart so you can get right close to the bunghole
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