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post 1639942883 06-01-2021, 09:28 PM
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JFL if you change your own oil

Brb saving $12 doing it yourself but covered in oil at the end

Just took my Diesel in and had the Walmart wagies do it for $60 while I went home and took a nap after smashing my ex

Das it

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post 1639943043 06-01-2021, 09:31 PM
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u need a diesel for getting groceries brah
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post 1639943343 06-01-2021, 09:36 PM
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Never changed my oil it’s like 120 for full basic service at dealership
post 1639943463 06-01-2021, 09:38 PM
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just LOL at trusting a hungover tradie with your vehicle.
post 1639943633 06-01-2021, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By guitarman420⏩
just LOL at trusting a hungover tradie with your vehicle.
That’s true but I didn’t wanna be under my truck in this heat ded fkn srs
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post 1639943783 06-01-2021, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
That’s true but I didn’t wanna be under my truck in this heat ded fkn srs
takes like 5 minutes brah. Throw your floor mat onto the pavement to lay on, and get it done. I wrote down how many quarts I need and the size wrench I need for the oil cap right under the hood on the frame. Saves time
post 1639943843 06-01-2021, 09:44 PM
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My dealer offers free oil changes for life so never have to worry about that.
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post 1639943923 06-01-2021, 09:45 PM
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what the fuk are u doing to be covered in oil lol. i do my oil changes in like 10 minutes, luckily dont have to jack it up because truck. its worth the peace of mind knowing its done right
post 1639943973 06-01-2021, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted By guitarman420⏩
takes like 5 minutes brah. Throw your floor mat onto the pavement to lay on, and get it done. I wrote down how many quarts I need and the size wrench I need for the oil cap right under the hood on the frame. Saves time
C’mon brah I’ve done it many times,still a pain


Who was disposal of old oil?
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post 1639944073 06-01-2021, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
C’mon brah I’ve done it many times,still a pain


Who was disposal of old oil?
Brah. You put the old oil into the new oils container when your done, then drop it off at autozone/oriellys. Easy peasy
post 1639944223 06-01-2021, 09:52 PM
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Just lol at wasting time to drive somewhere to get your oil changed, waiting for them to change it, hope minimum wage employee that doesn't give a chit about your vehicle to do it right.

Takes 10 min to do it tops.
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post 1639944263 06-01-2021, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By guitarman420⏩
Brah. You put the old oil into the new oils container when your done, then drop it off at autozone/oriellys. Easy peasy
See that’s a hassle brah. Would rather pay that tradie instead and not have to worry about the old oil.
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post 1639944323 06-01-2021, 09:54 PM
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post 1639944423 06-01-2021, 09:56 PM
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Disagree. I always use synthetic, so saves $60 and I'm way faster than taking it somewhere waiting for them to do it. And they never let all the old oil out. Just most of it.Started doing my own when a shop forgot to put an oil filter back on.I got about a mile before the car stopped.
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post 1639944503 06-01-2021, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Brb saving $12 doing it yourself but covered in oil at the end

Just took my$60,000Diesel in andtrusted Walmart wagies do it for $60while I went home and took a nap after smashing my ex

Das it

Never changing my own oil again ded srs
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post 1639944573 06-01-2021, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By _zman⏩
Just lol at wasting time to drive somewhere to get your oil changed, waiting for them to change it, hope minimum wage employee that doesn't give a chit about your vehicle to do it right.

Takes 10 min to do it tops.
10 minutes is that including buying the oil/filter,finding tools/jack then funneling old oil into the containers..clean up...then driving it to autozone to recycle it? You can do that all in 10 minutes ?
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post 1639944703 06-01-2021, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
C’mon brah I’ve done it many times,still a pain


Who was disposal of old oil?
You don’t have a river to throw it into?
post 1639944763 06-01-2021, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
C’mon brah I’ve done it many times,still a pain


Who was disposal of old oil?
Just drink it, I hear it's pretty good for gains
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post 1639944883 06-01-2021, 10:06 PM
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I've been getting oil changed, it's only $30. Is a tire rotation really necessary though? Feel like it's pointless.
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post 1639945063 06-01-2021, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I've been getting oil changed, it's only $30. Is a tire rotation really necessary though? Feel like it's pointless.
I rotate my tires every 5-7k miles you get more out of them
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post 1639945233 06-01-2021, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
10 minutes is that including buying the oil/filter,finding tools/jack then funneling old oil into the containers..clean up...then driving it to autozone to recycle it? You can do that all in 10 minutes ?
Auto order on Amazon if you really want to save time.

The tools are 3ft away in my tool box. Not like I have to dig for them. Honestly, yeah, funneling the old oil takes the most time, probably a minute or two. Throw the old oil in the trunk and drop it off next time I run other errands. You could also stack a few containers of old oil and make less trips...

My oil change would be done before you got to wherever you went to get your oil changed.
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post 1639945393 06-01-2021, 10:15 PM
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These low life oil change places are notorious for ****ing up your chit. When I was about 20, I started making enough money to pay to have my oil changed. Took it to Wal Mart for three oil changes. I was inspecting my vehicle one day when I noticed it had the same oil filter on it from when I changed it last. I had to use the screw driver method because it was stuck fast from being on too long. I also realized that I was paying for the package that replaces wiper blades, checks and fills washer fluid etc, and NONE of that chit was being done.

These places are constantly getting busted for their employees doing chit jobs that will **** up your car. It’s not uncommon to find these places draining oil, putting in new oil, but not changing the filter.

It’s not the money, necessarily, it’s the peace of mind knowing YOU did it and that you did a damn good job at it.
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post 1639945613 06-01-2021, 10:19 PM
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Depends if the shop is decent or not. I don't need wagies stripping my threads.
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post 1639945683 06-01-2021, 10:20 PM
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Let me check to see if they changed my oil filter srs

Edit: all good there
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post 1639945793 06-01-2021, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By _zman⏩
Auto order on Amazon if you really want to save time.

The tools are 3ft away in my tool box. Not like I have to dig for them. Honestly, yeah, funneling the old oil takes the most time, probably a minute or two. Throw the old oil in the trunk and drop it off next time I run other errands. You could also stack a few containers of old oil and make less trips...

My oil change would be done before you got to wherever you went to get your oil changed.
So it’s not 10 minutes tops anymore ?
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Took my truck into a mechanic when I was 17. They ended up charging me $1000 by replacing parts that were totally fine, using cheap parts but charging retail, and doing a chitty job overall. Didn't even fix the problem that I brought it in for, and just said "sorry we couldnt find anything wrong." I was young at the time and just walked out like a cuck and down 1k. Will never take my vehicle to a mechanic again.

Replace everything from brakes to head gaskets all myself. fk mechanics. dead srs.

Buy some good tools, watch some youtube videos, browse some car/truck forums, and you can do just about anything.
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Originally Posted By Leonydus⏩
what the fuk are u doing to be covered in oil lol.i do my oil changes in like 10 minutes, luckily dont have to jack it up because truck. its worth the peace of mind knowing its done right
OP likes to get oiled up for the guys that top him. Has nothing to do with car maintenance.
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Leased a car for 3 years and only changed the oil once. Don't buy a previous leased car boyos. I drove that thing like chit. Hyundai poverty car for work.
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
Replace everything from brakes to head gaskets all myself. fk mechanics. dead srs.
I'm the same way. Imagine being a cuck like OP tho, just lol.
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