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post 1640009993 06-02-2021, 07:05 PM
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I found the average Misc Nurse at work!!! (picture)!!!!!






lol at nurses bragging about money
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Bro I would PAY MONEY To be able to produce a dumpy like that.

God damn that must have felt heavenly coming out. The relief of it all.

Guarantee you the person who let that out was making this face

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post 1640010213 06-02-2021, 07:08 PM
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Does that poop have eyes?

And a nose???
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that is an absolutely beautiful chocolate dragon
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lol a male nurses

too stoopid to be a real doctor so just clean up after people in female environment JUST LOL
post 1640010523 06-02-2021, 07:12 PM
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Imagine the diameter of his butthole after that beast. Most plumbing in buildings is 4" but damn that's gotta be at least 5-6". MIRIN HARD
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post 1640010633 06-02-2021, 07:13 PM
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so that's the elusive chocolate anaconda thunderpants is always on about
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its almost as bigs as my D
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That's definitely fake....right?

Registered Nurses don't clean poop FYI. Only LPNs do that
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No way a human pooped that donkey dick out.
If so, they're very familiar with fisting. Hey is this a undercover PRIDE thread?
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
post 1640011633 06-02-2021, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey
That's definitely fake....right?

Registered Nurses don't clean poop FYI. Only LPNs do that
I just quit my bedside job as an RN of almost six years. I worked emergency department, surgical trauma ICU, and overall float pool for a hospital including being a house supervisor. I cleaned up a lot of disgusting chit, blood, vomit, urine, every body fluid imaginable. As a job it's terrible and patients are annoying as fck. Body fluids are not even the worst part of the job since it's something you become use to, it's that patients have become so unbelievably annoying and hospitals used covid as a way to get their nurses used to being treated like chit. As degrading as it is, I will wipe obese peoples' ass for 100k and listen to the scum of the earth whine about their fake pain for opiates, but not when everything else about being an RN is trash. Healthcare workers are leaving the bedside in droves. Wouldn't recommend the job to anyone unless you're doing some cush PACU role or something. You definitely don't want to be dealing with multiple patients for extended periods of time.

What is the point of this lie? You don't even see LPNs nowadays in acute care hospitals. This is obviously from some random city emergency department, some old lady probably came in from a nursing home after being constipated for two months and died squeezing out this monster wider than her entire rectal canal. No one you see in that photo is an LPN. CNA or RN with some cheeky EMTs in the back, but hot young girls are almost never CNAs.
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No wonder that person was in the hospital
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
I just quit my bedside job as an RN of five years. I worked emergency department, surgical trauma ICU, and overall float pool for a hospital including being a house supervisor. I cleaned up a lot of disgusting chit, blood, vomit, urine, every body fluid imaginable. As a job it's terrible and patients are annoying as fck. That's not even the worst part of the time, it's that patients have become so unbelievably annoying and hospitals used covid as a way to get their nurses used to being treated like chitl.

What is the point of this lie? IYou don't even see LPNs nowadays in acute care hospitals. This is obviously from some random city emergency department, some old lady probably came in from a nursing home after being constipated for two months and died squeezing out this monster wider than her entire rectal canal. No one you see in that photo is an LPN. CNA or RN with some cheeky EMTs in the back, but hot young girls are almost never CNAs.
how do you stay hard during sexy time when your memory is filled with all that nasty chit (srs)
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Originally Posted By Reliance012
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Originally Posted By carcano69
how do you stay hard during sexy time when your memory is filled with all that nasty chit (srs)
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage andhaving their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up and choke on their feces. People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few like young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs
Cope first, cope hard, no realtea
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That's like 10 Courics, I reckon.
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That’s a TON of P.F. Chang’s right there.

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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
Not sure if srs, but a very interesting post, in more ways than one.
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
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post 1640013263 06-02-2021, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
Originally Posted By Autumnal
I just quit my bedside job as an RN of almost six years. I worked emergency department, surgical trauma ICU, and overall float pool for a hospital including being a house supervisor. I cleaned up a lot of disgusting chit, blood, vomit, urine, every body fluid imaginable. As a job it's terrible and patients are annoying as fck. Body fluids are not even the worst part of the job since it's something you become use to, it's that patients have become so unbelievably annoying and hospitals used covid as a way to get their nurses used to being treated like chit. As degrading as it is, I will wipe obese peoples' ass for 100k and listen to the scum of the earth whine about their fake pain for opiates, but not when everything else about being an RN is trash. Healthcare workers are leaving the bedside in droves. Wouldn't recommend the job to anyone unless you're doing some cush PACU role or something. You definitely don't want to be dealing with multiple patients for extended periods of time.

What is the point of this lie? You don't even see LPNs nowadays in acute care hospitals. This is obviously from some random city emergency department, some old lady probably came in from a nursing home after being constipated for two months and died squeezing out this monster wider than her entire rectal canal. No one you see in that photo is an LPN. CNA or RN with some cheeky EMTs in the back, but hot young girls are almost never CNAs.
No RN wants to work bedside and for good reason.

Bedside on a med floor with 6-9 patients per Nurse is cancer

I don't get why people think being a RN is a joke or easy
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That's a 10lb turd. Mirin hard.
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
tfw youre 3/4 of the way done with a nursing degree

sounds you like burned out hard man. i couldnt do that either and its exactly why i havent finished it
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Originally Posted By MiamiLife305
No RN wants to work bedside and for good reason.

Bedside on a med floor with 6-9 patients per Nurse is cancer

I don't get why people think being a RN is a joke or easy
I quit because almost every floor nurse in my hospital quit due to staffing issues + the job just sucks. While I worked ICU 90% of the time, I started having to fill the gaps on the floors and within two months nearly lost my mind. That was with 5 patients max, and making double what most nurses make. JFL at actually having 9 patients yammering at you and chitting themselves. I wouldn't last a week nowadays.

I also started being a house supervisor two months before the pandemic started as a way to get out of the bedside. Just fkin lol, don't get me started.
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
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