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post 1640229463 06-05-2021, 05:25 PM
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Anybody ever do a Spartan Race??

I'm doing one tomorrow and never did one before. I looked up the obstacles and they look pretty fun. Only thing is I hate running.
post 1640230373 06-05-2021, 05:35 PM
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You have to have anal sex and then kick the gay down the pit, do 20 pull ups, throw a spear and miss, and scream this is Sparta?
post 1640231583 06-05-2021, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
You have to have anal sex and then kick the gay down the pit, do 20 pull ups, throw a spear and miss, and scream this is Sparta?
Nice. I didn't know anal was part of this whole thing.
post 1640231933 06-05-2021, 06:02 PM
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Prepare to see a bunch of retards playing in the mud and rubbing it on themselves
post 1640232003 06-05-2021, 06:03 PM
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You already did the most important part. Telling everyone you’re doing a Spartan race
post 1640232103 06-05-2021, 06:04 PM
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post 1640232193 06-05-2021, 06:05 PM
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would love to but I'm not paying to crawl through mud. That's just retarded.
post 1640232213 06-05-2021, 06:06 PM
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Yeah one time me and 299 of my boiz raced to this pass and fought a bunch of Persians
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1640233403 06-05-2021, 06:27 PM
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I did a bunch of em back in like 2016 or something like that. I actually really liked them, it's a fun community. I would just jog them and hangout with whoever was cool, did one with my family, one with friends, etc. Never took it seriously just kinda fun and dumb. It can be as challenging or easy as you want it to be. I only did one by myself and it was the hardest one because I actually was jogging most of the time instead of just walking and chatting or having fun with the obstacles.

Most importantly, lots of sloots you'll want to stare at so wear sunglasses and make sure to get in some good pics for your dating profiles. One of the best ways to post shirtless fitness pics without looking like a tool.
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post 1640233683 06-05-2021, 06:32 PM
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Was gonna do one last year before covid cucked everybody.
post 1640233923 06-05-2021, 06:34 PM
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It's the word Spartan isn't it?

Kinda gay unless it was 192BC....right?

I'd rather do an Ironman tbh, but if you would rather be a big Spartan gayboy, bully for you.
post 1640234223 06-05-2021, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
You already did the most important part. Telling everyone you’re doing a Spartan race
So it's like crossfit then.
Originally Posted By low_clazz⏩
would love to but I'm not paying to crawl through mud. That's just retarded.
Eh it looks interesting. I'm not going too hard. I'll just try to have fun.
Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
I did a bunch of em back in like 2016 or something like that. I actually really liked them, it's a fun community. I would just jog them and hangout with whoever was cool, did one with my family, one with friends, etc. Never took it seriously just kinda fun and dumb. It can be as challenging or easy as you want it to be. I only did one by myself and it was the hardest one because I actually was jogging most of the time instead of just walking and chatting or having fun with the obstacles.

Most importantly, lots of sloots you'll want to stare at so wear sunglasses and make sure to get in some good pics for your dating profiles. One of the best ways to post shirtless fitness pics without looking like a tool.
Yeah im doing it with two buddies so it should be more enjoyable. They convinced me to do it so I said why not. Good advice about pictures. I'll be sure to some taken.
Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
Was gonna do one last year before covid cucked everybody.
covid sucks
Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
It's the word Spartan isn't it?

Kinda gay unless it was 192BC....right?

I'd rather do an Ironman tbh, but if you would rather be a big Spartan gayboy, bully for you.
I'm not man enough to do an iron man.
post 1640234693 06-05-2021, 06:53 PM
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Only thing I found super annoying was that there was no way to actually race unless you went into the elite heats because it's a crowd of people and you have to line up to get over the obstacles.

If you're just doing it for fun it will be easy. And the girls are mostly hnnng.
post 1640234943 06-05-2021, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By ItsJamesthefin⏩
I'm not man enough to do an iron man.
Look m8, it's gay, no matter how you look at it.

No matter if you win, lose, or whatever. You will still be a big Spartan gayboy.
post 1640305433 06-06-2021, 06:52 PM
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Idk if I'd do another one. I enjoyed it. The obstacles weren't that difficult it was my cardio that got me.

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