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Thread: If your wife let you have one "hallpass", who do you pick?

post 1640509883 06-09-2021, 10:20 AM
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If your wife let you have one "hallpass", who do you pick?

RULES:
Your wife (if you're not married/dating lets say you marry your oneitis) tells you that you can pick 1 person that you can bang anytime no questions ask. For sake of argument, doesn't have to be someone you have access to (co-worker or whatever), pretend that you have the opportunity to bang whoever you pick.

And dont get philosophical you *******s. Dont worry about knocking her up or stds or jealous bf's. Its just no strings attached sex.

For me it's Monica Alvarez. Bish used to come into my store all the time in the city and everytime I would HNNGGG into oblivion.

Money talks
post 1640510023 06-09-2021, 10:21 AM
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Bonus Q: If the only way your wife agrees to it is that she also gets a "hallpass", do you still go through with it?

For me that would be a deal breaker
Money talks
post 1640510403 06-09-2021, 10:26 AM
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post 1640510503 06-09-2021, 10:27 AM
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Nobody because its a trap
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post 1640510573 06-09-2021, 10:27 AM
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you know she’s getting rawd by chad and tyrone if she brings that up. just to clear her conscious
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post 1640510593 06-09-2021, 10:28 AM
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post 1640510693 06-09-2021, 10:28 AM
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the game is more interesting if its someone who is accessible, or at least someone you could approach in real life

you are still within the rules though, even with your answer
post 1640510703 06-09-2021, 10:29 AM
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post 1640510863 06-09-2021, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
her younger sister
No answer will top this.
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post 1640515683 06-09-2021, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
the game is more interesting if its someone who is accessible, or at least someone you could approach in real life

you are still within the rules though, even with your answer
Agreed, but if someone just says "the sloot that works at Dunkin" with no pics, its kind of lame too
Money talks
post 1640516193 06-09-2021, 11:27 AM
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post 1640516343 06-09-2021, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Lb54TG⏩
Barbara Palvin
This. But since my imaginary wife is already Barb, I don't need a hallpass to keep her bred 24/7.
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post 1640516483 06-09-2021, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
No answer will top this.
Her mother.
post 1640516783 06-09-2021, 11:34 AM
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Lmfao no one is taking it if they really love their wife.
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post 1640516823 06-09-2021, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By iamanalphamale⏩
Her mother.
that won't rustle her nearly as much srs
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post 1640517973 06-09-2021, 11:51 AM
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post 1640518403 06-09-2021, 11:57 AM
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post 1640518703 06-09-2021, 12:00 PM
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post 1640518803 06-09-2021, 12:02 PM
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Her 20yr old daughter from her previous marriage.
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post 1640519093 06-09-2021, 12:05 PM
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What if she agreed to give you unlimited "hallpasses" and in exchange she just got one?
Money talks
post 1640519333 06-09-2021, 12:09 PM
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post 1640519353 06-09-2021, 12:09 PM
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post 1640519623 06-09-2021, 12:13 PM
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post 1640519883 06-09-2021, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By blistex⏩
What if she agreed to give you unlimited "hallpasses" and in exchange she just got one?
that's actually a sweet deal but misc gonna misc and no one here would take that

you gotta remember everyone here is married to 10/10 virgins who let you PIITB but they didn't for any guy before
post 1640520223 06-09-2021, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Nobody because its a trap
So speaks the married man
post 1640520313 06-09-2021, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By blistex⏩
What if she agreed to give you unlimited "hallpasses" and in exchange she just got one?
You know why a woman would do this though

Cos you have no chance, cos women are selective

Men, not so much
post 1640521463 06-09-2021, 12:38 PM
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if I had a wife, none. are you fukin degenerates srs? don't get married if you feel the need to cheat on her.
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post 1640521563 06-09-2021, 12:39 PM
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the game never fair cause the “wife” always gonna pick somebody at work or some chit. so nah it ain’t going both ways but mine is Kendall Jenner. i make sure every broad i talk to knows i’ll drop them in a second just to lick her ass
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post 1640521673 06-09-2021, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
if I had a wife, none. are you fukin degenerates srs? don't get married if you feel the need to cheat on her.
give them a break
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don't need a hall pass if there's no monitor.....nomsayin?
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