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post 1641013183 06-16-2021, 01:19 PM
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Clown World: porn version of things are more faithful to source material than netflix

Hollywood (and netflix in particular) seem hellbent on changing established characters to meet diversity checklist quotas. But the adult industry isn't. Welcome to clown world.

Here's your new Velma - starring Mindy Kaling


Now here's the porn version of scooby doo plus the 2009/2012 movies




Here's your Ariel



Here's the actress from "The Little Spermaid"
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post 1641013253 06-16-2021, 01:20 PM
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post 1641013323 06-16-2021, 01:21 PM
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Let Hollywood continue to fund these things that will flop.


It all comes back to money. When Hollywood realizes they are losing chit loads of money they will change their course.
post 1641013413 06-16-2021, 01:23 PM
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Here's the 2018 version of April O'Neil from ninja turtles





Here's the one from Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

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post 1641013473 06-16-2021, 01:24 PM
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And nobody will watch, they will lose millions if not billions and they'll fire all their staff and commit the same mistake over and over and over and over.
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post 1641013563 06-16-2021, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By LurkoLantern⏩
Here's the 2018 version of April O'Neil from ninja turtles





Here's the one from Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Why does April have a bat? She's a ****ing reporter and her purpose wasn't even to do anything in the show but make the turtles look good to the media as a strong independent journalist in a man's world of blahblahblahblah journalism.
post 1641013653 06-16-2021, 01:26 PM
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Just this week, Netflix announced a new live-action Resident Evil show. Here's the cast:




And again, here's the resident evil porn version:

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post 1641014123 06-16-2021, 01:33 PM
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And of course, the single most egregious example. Where hollywood spit all over the source material

Witcher, with Yennifer on the left and Triss in the middle



Meanwhile, the porn version is SPOT ON




It's fukking bonkers, yo. Look at this chit- it's like its right out of the game/novel
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post 1641014553 06-16-2021, 01:39 PM
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Imagine watching television or shows regularly
post 1641014563 06-16-2021, 01:39 PM
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Here's your Mary Jane, bros



Meanwhile, this chick in the porn version has the exact MJ look from the 70s/80s



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post 1641014663 06-16-2021, 01:41 PM
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Imagine in a decade when the movie/documentary industry will be so skewed that we will be tuning into pron parodies to learn about history.
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phucking lol @ indian velma, kids used to fap to her, not anymore i guess
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Even Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back got it better when they did a quick joke cameo

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I hate clownworld so bad, but......................

don't think changing the race of a fictional character is clownworld, OP. You need to lighten the eff up - you are just contributing to the other side of the same coin as clownworld.

Do a post when they make Joan of Arc a strong independent, yet sassy, black womyn.
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that xxx scooby doo parody is actually not bad, watched it back in the day
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1641016243 06-16-2021, 02:02 PM
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better writing than the actual show post season 4

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why da fuk did they make Fred a brunette guy? Little things like that boggle my mind. The people who make these movies do not give a single sht about source material.

idgaf about scooby doo or any of these franchises, but imagine if it was something you really were a fan of. X-men got butchered. I hate those *******s with a passions ded fkn srs
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When grabbing the screenshots for the first post I discovered that there's actually A LOT of Velma porn out there. Like multiple porn actresses have played her. All more believably than whatever Mindy Kaling will be forcing on us



Anyways, back to topic


This all started in 1998 with Brandy in Cinderella


Meanwhile, the actual german fairytale
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Imagine if Cheers was rebooted for today. The bar would probably be an LGBT bar for biracial nueral-normative allies.

Thankfully, in porn land....





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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
I hate clownworld so bad, but......................

don't think changing the race of a fictional character is clownworld, OP. You need to lighten the eff up - you are just contributing to the other side of the same coin as clownworld.

Do a post when they make Joan of Arc a strong independent, yet sassy, black womyn.
You must have missed the Anne Boleyn mini-series they recently made:

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Originally Posted By blistex⏩
why da fuk did they make Fred a brunette guy? Little things like that boggle my mind. The people who make these movies do not give a single sht about source material.

idgaf about scooby doo or any of these franchises, but imagine if it was something you really were a fan of.
I got you covered fam. Look at the attention to detail on some of their designs. It's straight out of the comics, unlike what Fox was producing. Again - we're in clown world.

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tempted to break no porn from this thread srs
You guys, I'm seriously
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The Whedon version of Justice League looked off in every conceivable way. (I'll admit the Snyder cut was the real deal)

But the tone conveyed just by the cover photos makes it look superior to both other versions. The flash's costume looks a billion times better


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Originally Posted By LurkoLantern⏩
The Whedon version of Justice League looked off in every conceivable way. (I'll admit the Snyder cut was the real deal)

But the tone conveyed just by the cover photos makes it look superior to both other versions. The flash's costume looks a billion times better


Batman better not go down on anyone in this one, or character is ruined srs.
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
Batman better not go down on anyone in this one, or character is ruined srs.
Actually its pretty funny - the actor spends the whole film mimicking the ben affleck voice and not turning his neck ever. Just being super stiff-necked.




The internet doesn't have any gifs of Geralt in a sword fight with The Wild Kunt
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