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post 1641287853 06-20-2021, 04:45 PM
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This is why you don't have a girlfriend

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post 1641287933 06-20-2021, 04:47 PM
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post 1641288093 06-20-2021, 04:49 PM
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post 1641288123 06-20-2021, 04:50 PM
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Most people know the drill with porn stars, they act all wild and crazy on camera and during public events but after all that is over they are just regular people that you might walk past on the street like everyone else. Well Ava is different and wants everyone to know that she is a whore (I say that respectfully) no matter where she is or what she is doing.

I was in Vegas a few years back, the summer of 2012, and was bored as hell taking my chances at gambling. I don't really care for it but I had nothing to do and decided to give it a try, anyway I lose big time at blackjack, and then tried roulette which ended up the same. Last thing I decided to try before hitting the bar were the slots, I played a few rounds then with my last $5 I just tossed it all in and hit spin and just like that I won $3k!!! I was stoked and couldn't believe my luck cause I won back to $200 I had just lost and made $2,800 on top of that! SO counter to every emotion pressing me to try again I cashed out and headed back to my room. Once up I was riding high and decided to hire a couple of escorts for some fun. I was perusing the usual sites of the time, backpage, myredbook and CL when I came across an ad for dating porn stars, I followed the link to a booking page with pretty much an A-Z listing of ladies and once I refined the search down to Vegas I saw a few likely candidates. In the end I jumped on the phone and requested Ava Devine cause I have ALWAYS wanted to drop a load in her face.

The booking agent I spoke too said she is doing outcalls and it's $1k for an hour, anything additional would be another fee and subject to her current demand. An hour later I get a call from Ava where she introduces herself and right away starts asking how I like to have my cock treated, she kept going on about putting it in her ass and then her pussy so she can lick her juices clean off me and how she wanted to piss all over my face cause "it feels so good to have a whore do that to you!" I was so ****ing hard at this point and I had to resist the urge to jack off right then and there! I ask her where she wants to do all this at and she said she is currently at the bar in Crazy Horse Too and I should come there for some fun. I hop in a cab and a few minutes later and pulling up to the front, I walk up to the door man and tell him Ava said to meet her here, he passes me through the door and says "have fun". I walk up to the bar, see Ava, then approach her, I am next to her and say "Hey Ava it's J from the booking agency", she looks right at me and instead of saying anything she literally sticks her tongue in my mouth and starts rubbing my cock over my pants! The bartender walks over and asks if I want a drink and right as I am about to say something Ava just blurts out "he isn't here for drinks just to use my holes like the dirty slut I am!" I thought that was weird but who cares I am in Vegas with Ava Devines hand on my dick so I let it slide.

She finishes her drink in a big gulp then asks if I'm ready to party like a porn star, I tell here "that's why I'm here honey!" She stands up and literally spits on my face then while I am still processing what just happened she licks it off like a dog. She grabs my arm and takes me to the VIP area, says something to the bouncer and we are let into the back. She pushes me on the couch and immediately starts doing a stripper dance while unzipping my pants and teasing my dick. It doesn't take long for her to get totally naked cause all she was wearing was a small strapless dress with no bra or panties. We are about half a song in and she is already on her knees sucking my cock like a crazy person, she was using teeth, lots of spit and kept smacking her face with my dick while laughing. I gotta admit I was not prepared for what happened next cause out of nowhere she hops up and puts me inside her! I couldn't believe how good her pussy felt but wanted to make sure I wasn't going to freak her out so I said "if you want to use a condom I am good with that" she just laughed and said "real whores never use them J" and kept riding. She bends forward and then I notice through the red lighting that I am not in her pussy at all but actually ****ing her ass! The reason I was surprised is cause how easy I was put in there, it was wet and easy to **** like a pussy and Ava was just banging away without a care in the world.

A few minutes go by and she gets on her knees in front of me and pulls my cock right into her mouth and then grabbed my ass and starts pulling me hard into throat, she was going down to my balls while pushing me farther in her mouth. I couldn't hold back and told her I was going to cum, she kept sucking and then my nut started flying into her mouth, she just sucked away like the pro she is then let the cum drool out of her mouth, down her chin and onto her tits. I dropped onto the couch and she says "for another $1k I will come back to your room and you can **** me again". I said hell yes and passed her some of the cash I had just won on slots. I pull my clothes on and she slips her dress on without cleaning off any cum and we walk out into the main area where she leads me to the bar and asks a guy to call a cab to take us back to the MGM, the whole time the light was making the cum on her face and tits glow like nuclear radiation and I ask if she wants a napkin to clean it off. She just yells "no baby I'm proud of all the sperm you dumped on me and I want all the perverts here to see it!" I have a glass of water ($3 for that which was insane) then the cab is ready, we go out and she literally kisses the bouncer at the door and hops in the cab. I say "MGM please" then Ava just blurts out "thats where he's going to **** my pussy, I'm such a ****ing whore and he loves it!" the cab driver just chuckled and she keeps going with it by saying "hey if you give me your number I'll suck your cock while you drive around with customers." He didn't say anything and once we pulled up to the hotel I paid the fare and he actually handed her a slip of paper with his number on it and Ava said "can't wait to suck you off soon baby".

We got out and the walk through the lobby/casino and to the elevators was just filled with her constantly flashing her tits, grabbing my dick, shouting encouragement to the hookers at the bar and once we got to the elevator area, cause it was late they had security making sure that only guests could get through to the elevators so I told her to tone it down so we could get through. She immediately shuts up and acts normal, we get through and I hit the elevator button and the two of us get on with 2 other couples. Ava immediately goes back to the crazy hooker routine and starts loudly talking about how great it is that I paid her $2k so she could suck my dick and how she loves the feeling of my dry cum on her face and fake tits. The other couples were just acting like they didn't hear anything till she looks at the couple closest to us and says she could **** both of them after we are done, for free, if they gave them their room number. The husband stayed quiet and the wife just said no thanks.

We get to my floor and then head right to my room where we **** for over an hour, I came in her pussy and she pushed it out onto her fingers then licked them clean. She wouldn't give me a break and went right back to sucking me till I was hard enough to **** again. I ate her pussy and she made me eat her ass then treated me like a slave by shoving her feet in my mouth while talking **** about my dick. It was like a whirlwind of crazy off the wall sex and she was driving everything from start to finish! I ended up cumming 3 times, the first was in her mouth at the club, then in her pussy and finally in her ass (the trifecta!). The last nut she really worked out of me, she was doing ass to mouth, clenching her ass on my dick, talking dirty, stoking me and once I finally blew my load the orgasm was so strong but I swear almost no cum went inside of her but once she slowly slid me out of her ass she was doing the moaning thing while saying "oh yeah baby I got your cum in all my slutty holes cause I'm such a good little whore for men with money".

I was spent and just done on the bed, she gets up, licks my cock for another minute then gives me a big kiss before heading to the bathroom, getting a washcloth and wiping her face clean then her pussy and ass. Grabs her cell phone then calls the cab driver from earlier, she talks to him and she basically said pick me up out front in 10 minutes, then I hear "mmmmm can't wait to have your cock in my mouth honey" then hangs up. She slips her dress back on then just looks at me, literally stares at me like she is waiting for something then it clicks in my head that she wants a tip, so I grab my pants and hand her an extra $100. She smiles and says "bye baby" and walks out.

I could hear her walking down the hall after she left shouting that "the guy in room "XXXX" just paid Ava Devine thousands of dollars to **** like a pornstar and he loved me!"

It was a crazy night and in the end I had about $700 left over, not a drop of sperm left in my body and some crazy ass memories. Ava was a great **** for sure and like I said at the beginning she is a real whore that loves to let people know she loves ****ing and sucking for money. In the end I gotta say that I would 100% **** her again if I had the chance!
post 1641288303 06-20-2021, 04:52 PM
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post 1641288443 06-20-2021, 04:55 PM
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post 1641289413 06-20-2021, 05:16 PM
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cause I’m considered ugly as shtt in 2021

obese women with HIV and 9 kids reject me even when they live paycheck to paycheck

there’s no hope
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1641289583 06-20-2021, 05:20 PM
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Just lol if you act like the guy though, pathetic insecure loser
post 1641289773 06-20-2021, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
cause I’m considered ugly as shtt in 2021

obese women with HIV and 9 kids reject me even when they live paycheck to paycheck

there’s no hope
So get cosmetic surgery

People here bitch about being ugly all the time, get some jaw implants than. Who cares?
post 1641289913 06-20-2021, 05:28 PM
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Back with my Fam
post 1641290073 06-20-2021, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee
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post 1641304533 06-20-2021, 10:15 PM
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No not at all
post 1641304683 06-20-2021, 10:17 PM
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post 1641304763 06-20-2021, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7
No not at all
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post 1641305333 06-20-2021, 10:36 PM
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OP is your username a Berserk reference?
post 1641305663 06-20-2021, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah
OP is your username a Berserk reference?
No. Look at my signature.
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post 1641306543 06-20-2021, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Lmao oh yeah it’s definitely because HBB virgins are waiting to talk to you.
It went right over your head.
edit. The amount of stupidity is at records level with your response.
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post 1641307373 06-20-2021, 11:50 PM
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OP woke up today and chose to speak facts

guarantee a lot of ppl on this forum have let insecurities hold them back from taking chances and have missed opportunities because of it
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post 1641307413 06-20-2021, 11:51 PM
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Nah I don't have a GF cuz it'd hella rustle my wife.
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post 1641307553 06-20-2021, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By XPmpnII
OP woke up today and chose to speak facts

guarantee a lot of ppl on this forum have let insecurities hold them back from taking chances and have missed opportunities because of it
I might have woke up a few days ago or even years and analyze WTF am I thinking
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Originally Posted By Casca
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**** that’s amazing lol
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
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Doesn't matter if I have no [redacted] in my house, at least I have [redacted] to keep me entertained
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post 1641308593 06-21-2021, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
Nah I don't have a GF cuz it'd hella rustle my wife.
You have a wife. Not every man has that.
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In another thread, a female said 30 is a low bodycount

that's why
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER
Most people know the drill with porn stars, they act all wild and crazy on camera and during public events but after all that is over they are just regular people that you might walk past on the street like everyone else. Well Ava is different and wants everyone to know that she is a whore (I say that respectfully) no matter where she is or what she is doing.

I was in Vegas a few years back, the summer of 2012, and was bored as hell taking my chances at gambling. I don't really care for it but I had nothing to do and decided to give it a try, anyway I lose big time at blackjack, and then tried roulette which ended up the same. Last thing I decided to try before hitting the bar were the slots, I played a few rounds then with my last $5 I just tossed it all in and hit spin and just like that I won $3k!!! I was stoked and couldn't believe my luck cause I won back to $200 I had just lost and made $2,800 on top of that! SO counter to every emotion pressing me to try again I cashed out and headed back to my room. Once up I was riding high and decided to hire a couple of escorts for some fun. I was perusing the usual sites of the time, backpage, myredbook and CL when I came across an ad for dating porn stars, I followed the link to a booking page with pretty much an A-Z listing of ladies and once I refined the search down to Vegas I saw a few likely candidates. In the end I jumped on the phone and requested Ava Devine cause I have ALWAYS wanted to drop a load in her face.

The booking agent I spoke too said she is doing outcalls and it's $1k for an hour, anything additional would be another fee and subject to her current demand. An hour later I get a call from Ava where she introduces herself and right away starts asking how I like to have my cock treated, she kept going on about putting it in her ass and then her pussy so she can lick her juices clean off me and how she wanted to piss all over my face cause "it feels so good to have a whore do that to you!" I was so ****ing hard at this point and I had to resist the urge to jack off right then and there! I ask her where she wants to do all this at and she said she is currently at the bar in Crazy Horse Too and I should come there for some fun. I hop in a cab and a few minutes later and pulling up to the front, I walk up to the door man and tell him Ava said to meet her here, he passes me through the door and says "have fun". I walk up to the bar, see Ava, then approach her, I am next to her and say "Hey Ava it's J from the booking agency", she looks right at me and instead of saying anything she literally sticks her tongue in my mouth and starts rubbing my cock over my pants! The bartender walks over and asks if I want a drink and right as I am about to say something Ava just blurts out "he isn't here for drinks just to use my holes like the dirty slut I am!" I thought that was weird but who cares I am in Vegas with Ava Devines hand on my dick so I let it slide.

She finishes her drink in a big gulp then asks if I'm ready to party like a porn star, I tell here "that's why I'm here honey!" She stands up and literally spits on my face then while I am still processing what just happened she licks it off like a dog. She grabs my arm and takes me to the VIP area, says something to the bouncer and we are let into the back. She pushes me on the couch and immediately starts doing a stripper dance while unzipping my pants and teasing my dick. It doesn't take long for her to get totally naked cause all she was wearing was a small strapless dress with no bra or panties. We are about half a song in and she is already on her knees sucking my cock like a crazy person, she was using teeth, lots of spit and kept smacking her face with my dick while laughing. I gotta admit I was not prepared for what happened next cause out of nowhere she hops up and puts me inside her! I couldn't believe how good her pussy felt but wanted to make sure I wasn't going to freak her out so I said "if you want to use a condom I am good with that" she just laughed and said "real whores never use them J" and kept riding. She bends forward and then I notice through the red lighting that I am not in her pussy at all but actually ****ing her ass! The reason I was surprised is cause how easy I was put in there, it was wet and easy to **** like a pussy and Ava was just banging away without a care in the world.

A few minutes go by and she gets on her knees in front of me and pulls my cock right into her mouth and then grabbed my ass and starts pulling me hard into throat, she was going down to my balls while pushing me farther in her mouth. I couldn't hold back and told her I was going to cum, she kept sucking and then my nut started flying into her mouth, she just sucked away like the pro she is then let the cum drool out of her mouth, down her chin and onto her tits. I dropped onto the couch and she says "for another $1k I will come back to your room and you can **** me again". I said hell yes and passed her some of the cash I had just won on slots. I pull my clothes on and she slips her dress on without cleaning off any cum and we walk out into the main area where she leads me to the bar and asks a guy to call a cab to take us back to the MGM, the whole time the light was making the cum on her face and tits glow like nuclear radiation and I ask if she wants a napkin to clean it off. She just yells "no baby I'm proud of all the sperm you dumped on me and I want all the perverts here to see it!" I have a glass of water ($3 for that which was insane) then the cab is ready, we go out and she literally kisses the bouncer at the door and hops in the cab. I say "MGM please" then Ava just blurts out "thats where he's going to **** my pussy, I'm such a ****ing whore and he loves it!" the cab driver just chuckled and she keeps going with it by saying "hey if you give me your number I'll suck your cock while you drive around with customers." He didn't say anything and once we pulled up to the hotel I paid the fare and he actually handed her a slip of paper with his number on it and Ava said "can't wait to suck you off soon baby".

We got out and the walk through the lobby/casino and to the elevators was just filled with her constantly flashing her tits, grabbing my dick, shouting encouragement to the hookers at the bar and once we got to the elevator area, cause it was late they had security making sure that only guests could get through to the elevators so I told her to tone it down so we could get through. She immediately shuts up and acts normal, we get through and I hit the elevator button and the two of us get on with 2 other couples. Ava immediately goes back to the crazy hooker routine and starts loudly talking about how great it is that I paid her $2k so she could suck my dick and how she loves the feeling of my dry cum on her face and fake tits. The other couples were just acting like they didn't hear anything till she looks at the couple closest to us and says she could **** both of them after we are done, for free, if they gave them their room number. The husband stayed quiet and the wife just said no thanks.

We get to my floor and then head right to my room where we **** for over an hour, I came in her pussy and she pushed it out onto her fingers then licked them clean. She wouldn't give me a break and went right back to sucking me till I was hard enough to **** again. I ate her pussy and she made me eat her ass then treated me like a slave by shoving her feet in my mouth while talking **** about my dick. It was like a whirlwind of crazy off the wall sex and she was driving everything from start to finish! I ended up cumming 3 times, the first was in her mouth at the club, then in her pussy and finally in her ass (the trifecta!). The last nut she really worked out of me, she was doing ass to mouth, clenching her ass on my dick, talking dirty, stoking me and once I finally blew my load the orgasm was so strong but I swear almost no cum went inside of her but once she slowly slid me out of her ass she was doing the moaning thing while saying "oh yeah baby I got your cum in all my slutty holes cause I'm such a good little whore for men with money".

I was spent and just done on the bed, she gets up, licks my cock for another minute then gives me a big kiss before heading to the bathroom, getting a washcloth and wiping her face clean then her pussy and ass. Grabs her cell phone then calls the cab driver from earlier, she talks to him and she basically said pick me up out front in 10 minutes, then I hear "mmmmm can't wait to have your cock in my mouth honey" then hangs up. She slips her dress back on then just looks at me, literally stares at me like she is waiting for something then it clicks in my head that she wants a tip, so I grab my pants and hand her an extra $100. She smiles and says "bye baby" and walks out.

I could hear her walking down the hall after she left shouting that "the guy in room "XXXX" just paid Ava Devine thousands of dollars to **** like a pornstar and he loved me!"

It was a crazy night and in the end I had about $700 left over, not a drop of sperm left in my body and some crazy ass memories. Ava was a great **** for sure and like I said at the beginning she is a real whore that loves to let people know she loves ****ing and sucking for money. In the end I gotta say that I would 100% **** her again if I had the chance!
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER
Most people know the drill with porn stars, they act all wild and crazy on camera and during public events but after all that is over they are just regular people that you might walk past on the street like everyone else. Well Ava is different and wants everyone to know that she is a whore (I say that respectfully) no matter where she is or what she is doing.

I was in Vegas a few years back, the summer of 2012, and was bored as hell taking my chances at gambling. I don't really care for it but I had nothing to do and decided to give it a try, anyway I lose big time at blackjack, and then tried roulette which ended up the same. Last thing I decided to try before hitting the bar were the slots, I played a few rounds then with my last $5 I just tossed it all in and hit spin and just like that I won $3k!!! I was stoked and couldn't believe my luck cause I won back to $200 I had just lost and made $2,800 on top of that! SO counter to every emotion pressing me to try again I cashed out and headed back to my room. Once up I was riding high and decided to hire a couple of escorts for some fun. I was perusing the usual sites of the time, backpage, myredbook and CL when I came across an ad for dating porn stars, I followed the link to a booking page with pretty much an A-Z listing of ladies and once I refined the search down to Vegas I saw a few likely candidates. In the end I jumped on the phone and requested Ava Devine cause I have ALWAYS wanted to drop a load in her face.

The booking agent I spoke too said she is doing outcalls and it's $1k for an hour, anything additional would be another fee and subject to her current demand. An hour later I get a call from Ava where she introduces herself and right away starts asking how I like to have my cock treated, she kept going on about putting it in her ass and then her pussy so she can lick her juices clean off me and how she wanted to piss all over my face cause "it feels so good to have a whore do that to you!" I was so ****ing hard at this point and I had to resist the urge to jack off right then and there! I ask her where she wants to do all this at and she said she is currently at the bar in Crazy Horse Too and I should come there for some fun. I hop in a cab and a few minutes later and pulling up to the front, I walk up to the door man and tell him Ava said to meet her here, he passes me through the door and says "have fun". I walk up to the bar, see Ava, then approach her, I am next to her and say "Hey Ava it's J from the booking agency", she looks right at me and instead of saying anything she literally sticks her tongue in my mouth and starts rubbing my cock over my pants! The bartender walks over and asks if I want a drink and right as I am about to say something Ava just blurts out "he isn't here for drinks just to use my holes like the dirty slut I am!" I thought that was weird but who cares I am in Vegas with Ava Devines hand on my dick so I let it slide.

She finishes her drink in a big gulp then asks if I'm ready to party like a porn star, I tell here "that's why I'm here honey!" She stands up and literally spits on my face then while I am still processing what just happened she licks it off like a dog. She grabs my arm and takes me to the VIP area, says something to the bouncer and we are let into the back. She pushes me on the couch and immediately starts doing a stripper dance while unzipping my pants and teasing my dick. It doesn't take long for her to get totally naked cause all she was wearing was a small strapless dress with no bra or panties. We are about half a song in and she is already on her knees sucking my cock like a crazy person, she was using teeth, lots of spit and kept smacking her face with my dick while laughing. I gotta admit I was not prepared for what happened next cause out of nowhere she hops up and puts me inside her! I couldn't believe how good her pussy felt but wanted to make sure I wasn't going to freak her out so I said "if you want to use a condom I am good with that" she just laughed and said "real whores never use them J" and kept riding. She bends forward and then I notice through the red lighting that I am not in her pussy at all but actually ****ing her ass! The reason I was surprised is cause how easy I was put in there, it was wet and easy to **** like a pussy and Ava was just banging away without a care in the world.

A few minutes go by and she gets on her knees in front of me and pulls my cock right into her mouth and then grabbed my ass and starts pulling me hard into throat, she was going down to my balls while pushing me farther in her mouth. I couldn't hold back and told her I was going to cum, she kept sucking and then my nut started flying into her mouth, she just sucked away like the pro she is then let the cum drool out of her mouth, down her chin and onto her tits. I dropped onto the couch and she says "for another $1k I will come back to your room and you can **** me again". I said hell yes and passed her some of the cash I had just won on slots. I pull my clothes on and she slips her dress on without cleaning off any cum and we walk out into the main area where she leads me to the bar and asks a guy to call a cab to take us back to the MGM, the whole time the light was making the cum on her face and tits glow like nuclear radiation and I ask if she wants a napkin to clean it off. She just yells "no baby I'm proud of all the sperm you dumped on me and I want all the perverts here to see it!" I have a glass of water ($3 for that which was insane) then the cab is ready, we go out and she literally kisses the bouncer at the door and hops in the cab. I say "MGM please" then Ava just blurts out "thats where he's going to **** my pussy, I'm such a ****ing whore and he loves it!" the cab driver just chuckled and she keeps going with it by saying "hey if you give me your number I'll suck your cock while you drive around with customers." He didn't say anything and once we pulled up to the hotel I paid the fare and he actually handed her a slip of paper with his number on it and Ava said "can't wait to suck you off soon baby".

We got out and the walk through the lobby/casino and to the elevators was just filled with her constantly flashing her tits, grabbing my dick, shouting encouragement to the hookers at the bar and once we got to the elevator area, cause it was late they had security making sure that only guests could get through to the elevators so I told her to tone it down so we could get through. She immediately shuts up and acts normal, we get through and I hit the elevator button and the two of us get on with 2 other couples. Ava immediately goes back to the crazy hooker routine and starts loudly talking about how great it is that I paid her $2k so she could suck my dick and how she loves the feeling of my dry cum on her face and fake tits. The other couples were just acting like they didn't hear anything till she looks at the couple closest to us and says she could **** both of them after we are done, for free, if they gave them their room number. The husband stayed quiet and the wife just said no thanks.

We get to my floor and then head right to my room where we **** for over an hour, I came in her pussy and she pushed it out onto her fingers then licked them clean. She wouldn't give me a break and went right back to sucking me till I was hard enough to **** again. I ate her pussy and she made me eat her ass then treated me like a slave by shoving her feet in my mouth while talking **** about my dick. It was like a whirlwind of crazy off the wall sex and she was driving everything from start to finish! I ended up cumming 3 times, the first was in her mouth at the club, then in her pussy and finally in her ass (the trifecta!). The last nut she really worked out of me, she was doing ass to mouth, clenching her ass on my dick, talking dirty, stoking me and once I finally blew my load the orgasm was so strong but I swear almost no cum went inside of her but once she slowly slid me out of her ass she was doing the moaning thing while saying "oh yeah baby I got your cum in all my slutty holes cause I'm such a good little whore for men with money".

I was spent and just done on the bed, she gets up, licks my cock for another minute then gives me a big kiss before heading to the bathroom, getting a washcloth and wiping her face clean then her pussy and ass. Grabs her cell phone then calls the cab driver from earlier, she talks to him and she basically said pick me up out front in 10 minutes, then I hear "mmmmm can't wait to have your cock in my mouth honey" then hangs up. She slips her dress back on then just looks at me, literally stares at me like she is waiting for something then it clicks in my head that she wants a tip, so I grab my pants and hand her an extra $100. She smiles and says "bye baby" and walks out.

I could hear her walking down the hall after she left shouting that "the guy in room "XXXX" just paid Ava Devine thousands of dollars to **** like a pornstar and he loved me!"

It was a crazy night and in the end I had about $700 left over, not a drop of sperm left in my body and some crazy ass memories. Ava was a great **** for sure and like I said at the beginning she is a real whore that loves to let people know she loves ****ing and sucking for money. In the end I gotta say that I would 100% **** her again if I had the chance!
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post 1641379483 06-22-2021, 03:54 AM
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No girl thinks this

Only reddit an heros think like the guy

Not realistic at all

Lol at 'don't even go to clubs' as if that's something that makes you lesser ..?

Obviously written by an autist
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post 1641447173 06-23-2021, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10
No girl thinks this

Only reddit an heros think like the guy

Not realistic at all

Lol at 'don't even go to clubs' as if that's something that makes you lesser ..?

Obviously written by an autist
probably.

Absolutely written by a guy. Still comes down to the same. Guess it. Or know it if it works for you. Or keep trying to make something that does not work for you still not work for you.
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post 1642325033 07-07-2021, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
Nah I don't have a GF cuz it'd hella rustle my wife.
Well it has been confirmed by the church, at least ll kinda switched e for a, doesn’t much make the waiting game any easier...

Didn’t read all of the story but from the bit I glanced at it? Kinda seemed like some **** about the dod and 100 800 like the casino bre is safe. Much as I’d assumed now after what I’d seen though. Wonder what the deal is... I mean f’n ay cotton f’n ayy? Idk how to handle it...

Moving on though sort of read the article about women’s choices and criteria on mate selection or whatever... Of course it expressly states that women undervalue or rather understate their valuation of outwardly attractive men. And I’m sure this is undoubtedly true tj some degree right? No girl wants to seem like a sloot yeh? Or be perceived that way. Feel like though that’s mostly applicable to women who are immature to be honest with you. Of course there are always exceptions to the rule and obviously it had stated... provided a man reach or meet a certain level of criteria on attraction level than other attributes like personality and intelligence become far more appealing. Which I mean is certainly true for me, from my personal standpoint. There is of course likely some differences between girls and guys with regards tj mate selection and level of attraction though cuz? Idk man there were all sorts of these like 9/10 hoes up and college who thought they were like all that. Yet Idk as if women can even be measured on a sexual experience scale that matters? Not in my opinion. Is she tight, is she willing, does she like you? Cool well this is all that matters cuz I mean let’s be honest the 7-8’s but sometimes 6’s are far more fun and hella better to chill with cuz? They’re not annoying and actually have a personality tj them not reliant on superficial shiit to get through life. Or think cuz they’re hawt that they aren’t still bust unless they’re tight.

Is has been my experience though that also is just like realistic is undoubtedly attractive and just being reasonable... but idk thanks to the gram you gotta bunch of 7’s acting like they’re the next maxim pick of the year? Mkay...

It’s all relative... while the straight up physically attractive girls had more appeal to me as a youth in time? You realize that ugh? There is so much more tj the equation than that and want to save yourself the time... as if the personality isn’t there it doesn’t matter how good looking they are... of course intelligent doesn’t factor in for sex like personality does. Yet still is like, if you can’t build up some report and engage this person? How you ever going to fall in love with them and actually have meaningful sex. Cuz it doesn’t really matter how outwardly attractive they are. If they’re a dumb ass, esp no personality, you’re never going to love them or have real good sex. Kind of one thing that I’d taken way too long to learn. It wasn’t like the hotel room ons’s fueled by e weren’t fun or appealing it’s just. When comparing them to an actual relationship is like? Damn not only could I do this with them? But that way it doesn’t inevitably drain on me and all sorts of necessities for really good sex actually exist, that you’ll never get an ons... pussy be pussy and if doesn’t matter how hot a girl is. If she’s off in la la land, not realistic, no positive attributes besides being good looking, no personality and dumb? Damn give me the smart tight 6 with glasses who’s obsessed with me over this other bish any-day... if she’s going tj be overly caught up on appearances and interested in elsewhere? Zero interest for me there...

Just cuz I’ve gained some poundage and ugh have been lacking self care? Doesn’t mean that I’ve forgot how it was when I’d had women crawling all over me, nor does it mean I’d forgotten how empty I was by the end of the numbers I’d put up. God I’d take it back... so thinking I’m going to bitch hard for a 7 who’s like not fitting the bill in any category and take away the vCard? There’s ugh 2 billion plus of you? Plus?


I’m sweet bre, you wanna go be immature that’s on you but I’m outtie 5000. All I need is meds, a couple months and hair trimmer.
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