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post 1641020893 06-16-2021, 03:05 PM
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The Big Lebowski parody was amazing. Also Psycho parody.
post 1641021113 06-16-2021, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By RackaDo
tempted to break no porn from this thread srs
This, fk off OP
post 1641021663 06-16-2021, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By LurkoLantern
Here's the 2018 version of April O'Neil from ninja turtles





Here's the one from Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

big ninja turtles fan, wtf is this blasphemy
post 1641022243 06-16-2021, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By tk217
Why does April have a bat? She's a ****ing reporter and her purpose wasn't even to do anything in the show but make the turtles look good to the media as a strong independent journalist in a man's world of blahblahblahblah journalism.
Since most journalists are actually activists in disguise, she’s probably going to a mostly peaceful protest.
post 1641022933 06-16-2021, 03:37 PM
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post 1641023323 06-16-2021, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By LurkoLantern
Actually its pretty funny - the actor spends the whole film mimicking the ben affleck voice and not turning his neck ever. Just being super stiff-necked.
That is because the costume doesn't allow it.
post 1641023603 06-16-2021, 03:46 PM
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just like the babylon bee ended up unintentionally covering real news
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post 1641023713 06-16-2021, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin
That is because the costume doesn't allow it.
That first Affleck suit actually did let you turn your head.
post 1641023723 06-16-2021, 03:50 PM
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2021 boyz in the hood remake staring johna hill, seth rogan, james franco and micheal sera.

oh ma gawd duh white washing.
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post 1641023893 06-16-2021, 03:53 PM
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These porn names have me dying lmaooo

Ten inch mutant ninja turtles

The little spermaid



Brah looool who is the cheeky kunt coming up with these?
post 1641023933 06-16-2021, 03:53 PM
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Porn movies been doing it right for the longest time.
post 1641024033 06-16-2021, 03:55 PM
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Would not fap if there is no resemblance to the original characters
post 1641024783 06-16-2021, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By exxtracool
These porn names have me dying lmaooo

Ten inch mutant ninja turtles

The little spermaid



Brah looool who is the cheeky kunt coming up with these?
Gonna have to start watching these instead of the bullchit woke versions.
post 1641025833 06-16-2021, 04:22 PM
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Lol I’m. Or aware of these parody’s but they look much better than the actual lmao
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post 1641026583 06-16-2021, 04:34 PM
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Anyone watched the little spermaid? apparently she must just give out BJ's since she doesn't have a vagene....????
post 1641031163 06-16-2021, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By TokenV
better writing than the actual show post season 4

post 1641200433 06-19-2021, 08:01 AM
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When they made the Jumanji sequel, they committed one of the greatest tragedies a film can make.....they cast Awkwafina in a role. Because her dad is Chinese, she keeps getting cast in an attempt to appeal to China's market.




Meanwhile, I would have bought tickets to the Jumanji flicks if they just kept the storyline & characters similar to the parody, starring Lacey Lennon



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post 1641200813 06-19-2021, 08:11 AM
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^^^^^^ hnggggg Lacy



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post 1641201813 06-19-2021, 08:40 AM
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[QUOTE=LurkoLantern post_id=1641200433]When they made the Jumanji sequel, they committed one of the greatest tragedies a film can make.....they cast Awkwafina in a role. Because her dad is Chinese, she keeps getting cast in an attempt to appeal to China's market.

[img]https://www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2019/01/AWK1.jpg[/img]


Meanwhile, I would have bought tickets to the Jumanji flicks if they just kept the storyline & characters similar to the parody, starring Lacey Lennon

[img]https://virtualrealityreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Jumanjizz_1024x614_VRR_NO_NUDITY.jpg[/]
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMXbVbaXUAAUQyp.jpg[/]
[img]https://external-preview.redd.it/1EXd-7ACILZDi2Vkf3yEOZCm1d-bz0gjBLUnbhdrVlM.jpg[/][/QUOTE]Its funny because Chinese audiences hate Awkwafina. Hollywood is so fuking stupid.
post 1641201933 06-19-2021, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By ohiostate124
Its funny because Chinese audiences hate Awkwafina. Hollywood is so fuking stupid.
Y'know I actually heard about that - that the actual Chinese government cited her casting as one of the reasons they were going to ban Shang-Chi from their theaters.
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post 1641202213 06-19-2021, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By LurkoLantern
Y'know I actually heard about that - that the actual Chinese government cited her casting as one of the reasons they were going to ban Shang-Chi from their theaters.
They don’t beat around the bush over there. They think she’s ugly and they think her voice is annoying. Apparently, they think the dude playing Shang Chi is ugly too.
post 1641202913 06-19-2021, 09:05 AM
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OP actually spitting truth fuark
post 1641288913 06-20-2021, 05:03 PM
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DIFFERENT DAY, SAME BULLCHIT

Today some images from the Flash movie were released, including the DC movie universe' version of Supergirl - latina Sasha Calle.

First image of her in her costume just dropped today




Meanwhile there have been DOZENS of porn actresses that have played Supergirl, each one looking more like the source material than Sasha.




Including Mia Malkova!
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post 1641310053 06-21-2021, 01:30 AM
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the name of the game is money OP. they don't tell you how to run your business, don't tell them how to run theirs.
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post 1641310213 06-21-2021, 01:38 AM
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I think if you care about chit like this, you're just scared. Scared of everything?


Who seriously gives 2 fuks? You don't even go to theaters so you're not the customer that Hollywood needs to appease.......
post 1641310783 06-21-2021, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted By JPF82
I think if you care about chit like this, you're just scared. Scared of everything?


Who seriously gives 2 fuks? You don't even go to theaters so you're not the customer that Hollywood needs to appease.......
They still watch it. They all still watch it. They post about it here to tell each other about it. Then they go watch it, pay their $25 or whatever. Then they come on here and complain about it.
post 1641310973 06-21-2021, 02:08 AM
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TBH i dont really care what color the character is as long as the movie is good. The problem is when you pick actors based on their skin color or their genitals the movies tend to be ****. See ghostbusters female version for example.

I liked black panther because that actor was good and deserved the role not because of his skin color. I am all for minorities getting a shot but i think they overcorrected as usual. Its same way i feel with affirmative action i think its bs because i think black people are just as good and smart as other races and dont need a handicap to compete.
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post 1641312233 06-21-2021, 03:06 AM
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Internet fans are such low IQ sheep. Making adaptions as faithful as possible will just end up making horrible films, if it's a different medium. People, who rage about characters not looking exactly the same as their source material, just don't know much about movies.
Harrison Ford was way better looking, than the novel version of Blade Runner and the movie pretty damn good. Race-changing Velma or having them wear more normal clothing won't make much of a difference to Scooby Doo at all.

It only becomes problematic, when changes in race or looks, have to change said character's personality or background as well. An Indian Velma can still be the dorky smart member of the group. It's only problematic, when it doesn't fit the story anymore. A black Anne Boleyn is a blatant example. The black Ariel also seems suspect in what was originally a danish Fairy Tail, but it could be worked in somehow, by clever worldbuilding and adapting the entire culture of those Merpeople. A black James Bond would be difficult due to the guy's snobby upperclassness.

In general making something new out of the source material is not bad. Stanley Kubrick basically butchered Steven King's novel to make The Shining and what we got was so much greater than the original book.

It's a new adaption, not a cosplay. Their job is not to look the same as the source material, OP. That's just being stupid.
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Originally Posted By LurkoLantern
Here's your Ariel

To be fair she does look like a fish
Look how fookin far apart her eyes are
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Originally Posted By JPF82
I think if you care about chit like this, you're just scared. Scared of everything?


Who seriously gives 2 fuks? You don't even go to theaters so you're not the customer that Hollywood needs to appease.......
I don't personally care about this stuff. I care that THEY care so much that they go out of their way to push this garbage
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