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post 1641365033 06-21-2021, 08:35 PM
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Ever eaten something accidentally?

I drank a bunch of prune juice and just emptied my bowels in the shower.

There were a bunch of tiny polystyrene balls, about 1/5 of the size of beanbag balls, in my poop.

Possible food contamination? Like at the factory, maybe some frozen chips / French Fries got contaminated.

Reps for any similar stories. Anyone ever poop a button or anything?
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post 1641365993 06-21-2021, 08:53 PM
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I accidentally ate your gf's angus OP



























My bad
post 1641366423 06-21-2021, 09:00 PM
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i accidentally ate one of those garbage beyond meat pattys before

disgusting
post 1641366603 06-21-2021, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
i accidentally ate one of those garbage beyond meat pattys before

disgusting
did you realize as soon as the meat was on your lips, or did some of it go inside you?
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post 1641366693 06-21-2021, 09:05 PM
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I didn’t know it was your mom when I chowed that box so I guess that qualifies as an accident
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post 1641366923 06-21-2021, 09:11 PM
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I accidentally ate your gf’s angus OP









My bad
post 1641367583 06-21-2021, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
I didn’t know it was your mom when I chowed that box so I guess that qualifies as an accident
Originally Posted By Strawng⏩
I accidentally ate your gf’s angus OP









My bad
worse things happen at sea
post 1641367843 06-21-2021, 09:29 PM
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Sorry bout your sister OP
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post 1641369283 06-21-2021, 09:59 PM
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Yeah kinda,

I used to keep pet wetas in a terrarium type thing, but they are notorious escape artists. I had just finished eating something and saw a brown spot on the side of my shirt I thought was BBQ sauce. So naturally I fingered it and licked it. I wasn't sure what it was and I think my brain was tricking me into thinking it was sweet...

I found the little guy half squished on the couch shortly after.

For those who don't know what a weta is..

Spoiler!


Edit: no need to rep my friend
Damn
post 1641369553 06-21-2021, 10:08 PM
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Just admit it OP... the penor accidentally slipped in your mouth while just goofing around.

This is the misc, its pretty normal here.
post 1641370313 06-21-2021, 10:35 PM
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yep accidentally ate this valley strippers arsehole back in 2010
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post 1641370413 06-21-2021, 10:38 PM
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Was on a date and accidentally ate the entire scoop of Wassabi that I didn't see on the sushi roll.
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post 1641370713 06-21-2021, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Yeah kinda,

I used to keep pet wetas in a terrarium type thing, but they are notorious escape artists. I had just finished eating something and saw a brown spot on the side of my shirt I thought was BBQ sauce. So naturally I fingered it and licked it. I wasn't sure what it was and I think my brain was tricking me into thinking it was sweet...

I found the little guy half squished on the couch shortly after.

For those who don't know what a weta is..

Spoiler!


Edit: no need to rep my friend
It's like one of those 50s monster movies! Someone exposed a grasshopper to radiation and created a monster!
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post 1641370813 06-21-2021, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By John
It's like one of those 50s monster movies! Someone exposed a grasshopper to radiation and created a monster!
Hehe thats just a tree weta. The giant ones live in the south island and can survive being frozen and thawed out again

Spoiler!
Damn
post 1641370913 06-21-2021, 10:52 PM
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post 1641370993 06-21-2021, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Hehe thats just a tree weta. The giant ones live in the south island and can survive being frozen and thawed out again

Spoiler!
Jesus Christ! That's what nightmares are made of. I like bugs and all, but...God!

...actually, I'd probably feed it a carrot too.
I'm #12 in Y2J's "club"...and I'm scared.

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