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post 1641387913 06-22-2021, 07:36 AM
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Some things are better unseen lol

We are set to leave for vacation today. Wife, my 8 yo daughter, 14 yo son, and myself. My son is notorious to not waking up on time. My wife had screamed upstairs for him to wake up and shower. He screams back..I'm awake. 10 mins later I don't hear the shower. So I go upstairs. His room door isn't fully closed. I knock and walk in...my son sprawled out on his bed jacking off. I just turn around and walk out. Gonna be an awkward trip haha.
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post 1641388043 06-22-2021, 07:39 AM
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Literally jacking off?
Lol thats a bit awk
post 1641388113 06-22-2021, 07:39 AM
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Was his cawk bigger than yours?
post 1641388123 06-22-2021, 07:40 AM
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That's why you wait after knocking op
post 1641388173 06-22-2021, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Literally jacking off?
Lol thats a bit awk
Yes dick in hand literally jacking off. Sprawled out naked on his bed. Like close the door and lock it next time. Lol
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post 1641388273 06-22-2021, 07:42 AM
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Was this your expression?

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post 1641388343 06-22-2021, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MrQuint⏩
Was this your expression?

Pretty much
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post 1641388403 06-22-2021, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Was his cawk bigger than yours?
Pls respond
post 1641388443 06-22-2021, 07:44 AM
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post 1641388563 06-22-2021, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Was his cawk bigger than yours?
Dude lol. Didn't stop and stare.
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post 1641388633 06-22-2021, 07:46 AM
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Lmfao, that's rough
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post 1641388783 06-22-2021, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By progressive⏩
Dude lol. Didn't stop and stare.
But were you mirin?
post 1641388933 06-22-2021, 07:50 AM
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post 1641388943 06-22-2021, 07:51 AM
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should have yelled at him to lock the door
post 1641388983 06-22-2021, 07:51 AM
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ur son is a human being
what is the big deal?

just don't mention it and carry on like nothing happened
post 1641389273 06-22-2021, 07:56 AM
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Should have whipped it out to assert dominance
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post 1641389413 06-22-2021, 07:57 AM
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he was probably hoping it was mom walking in like this…your sons been watching too much myfamilypies OP. did u lock eyes like this??
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post 1641389523 06-22-2021, 07:59 AM
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They say kids get their cawk genetics from their mother's father, so basically you've watched your father-in-law jerking off
post 1641389903 06-22-2021, 08:05 AM
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He flexin HOG?
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post 1641390403 06-22-2021, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
That's why you wait after knocking op
This

He's past puberty OP. You're a dude, you should know better lol
post 1641391843 06-22-2021, 08:32 AM
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I have a 14 y/o and give lots of warning. Usually start calling him as I approach the door....knock......wait....knock....open door but don't go in....if he responds and I don't hear scrambling I then go in. You were that age once....
post 1641392163 06-22-2021, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
Should have whipped it out to assert dominance
And then finish before him to prove you're the alpha.
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post 1641392273 06-22-2021, 08:41 AM
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He was sprawled on his bed doing it with the door not even shut all the way? Establishing his dominance.
post 1641393063 06-22-2021, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By WhoWasFeel⏩
He was sprawled on his bed doing it with the door not even shut all the way? Establishing his dominance.
Ikr alpha as fuk

At least he jacked off before showering…gotta get that morning number off before starting the day
post 1641393403 06-22-2021, 09:02 AM
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You're gonna have to have an adult conversation about it, or its gonna be awk as fuk.
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post 1641393553 06-22-2021, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By progressive⏩
Yes dick in hand literally jacking off. Sprawled out naked on his bed. Like close the door and lock it next time. Lol
S-s-sorry dad the thrill of getting caught... helps me.
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post 1641393573 06-22-2021, 09:05 AM
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10 hasn’t even hit puberty yet. That’s what youtube, Twitch thots, daughters.gif do to the kids
post 1641393733 06-22-2021, 09:07 AM
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One of the proudest facets of my youth is that I never got caught whacking my fuking bag. And I used to jack it furiously and regularly, busting all kinds of daily nuts in secret.

Make light of it, OP. Make sure not to shame your kid and cause psychological damage there. Tell him to lock his door next time lolz.
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was he bigger or smaller than you?

my dik is bigger than my dads
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