I was visiting Colorado because I heard this HTC whale swims around in a pool at a poverty gym. LMFAO the gym was so trash. Only had weights up to 60 lb. RIP.

I saw this beached whale present herself to me and there was nobody there so I started fapping to her. She signaled me over. Smashed that whale raw in the pool. Busted in her mouth and her vagene. After that, she shooed me away and told me to act like I was crazy, and then I saw her go into the sauna with this soyboy who I guess was her husband. She turned and french kissed him and winked at me as she was leaving. I could see him make a weird face like he could taste my nut lmfao. Went back to the locker room and ran into him again. Started talking to myself and acting all crazy. He got scared and the ******* went and got the manager and kicked me out. Just lmfao this dude has something that came out of my balls in his fukin mouth ROFL.

I think I hit that back in Y2k

Lmao here we go

you visited colorado because you heard a woman swims in a pool?
high IQ aware post right here bro

I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddenly changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a *ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight *ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother*ing fountains. Made the * beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Gslick out

not everyday u see a whale like that

Who are you trying to kid? We all know you're a non-lifting twink, aware thread or not.

you weigh 175 lb guy

I actually did lift, and when I was in good condition, I was a lot bigger than you, no offense

I still am a lot bigger than you, but also fatter atm.

Wincel just be Wincel.


We already have Gmiscer for Gmiscer threads.

thx for the laughs my men. needed those... it's been a long few days. good news tho i got felony charges dismissed today! MORE GOOD NEWS i will dm you (wincel & stevey) noodz of the lying bitch who charged me as a reward for making me laugh. can i get banned for dm noodz?

lol you sound just as autistic as that one stupid miscer who went on a rant about one day eventually being bigger and stronger than FLEX...in the future...if he keeps lifting weights and progressing like he thinks he should. And yet he was a no-avi ******* miscer...much like yourself. Shameful.

Wow it’s almost like we have different genetics, *******

Only thing you’ve ever lifted was your boyfriend’s cawk into your mouth.

Lol at frauding about stepping foot in a gym. Plz go *******

wincel you don't lift

This is a terrible thread

noodz were sent due to this thread... just saying... more could have been sent... if more miscers were more committed to making more miscers laugh instead of hating on everyone elses posts.. even the insults/criticisms aren't funny or clever you ****ing overlyself aware snowflake NON LIFTING *******s. 2008-2014 was golden age of misc. fuk all of you except wincel and steve
whens the last time someone made an msp chop thread. what are any of you doing to make misc a cool forum instead of bitching about getting height mogged

das it mane

stay safe bro

Looking cold marko

Stone cold

fatcel tried to be funny