“You can’t bite dogs”

(FML)

"You're gonna chit on yourself". Coworker letting off giant, forced farts. I really hope he does chit himself.

That will be dripping down your leg for hours.





Srs.

"thanks"

to someone who retrieved my basketball yesterday after my shot missed

I just sent a picture of the massive **** I took this morning.

"op is a *******"

hi.

"See you later" to the gym supervisor.

Yeah I wish that was possible I'm trying tj work it out dad. Plus? However, while I'd never try tj deny the truth in the fact I'd wasted a considerable amount of your funds. Within the past 6 years? It had been big tech and promises of things tj come that have wasted your money not actions of my own. Every event you talk about such as hospitalization? All had preceded by a litany of prosecutable criminal offenses for which I have no fault in. Whilst I can sympathize with the fact that you've endured hardships? Despite the fact that you make that which would undoubtedly easier had you'd not sided with people whom in many instances I regard as an enemy. Or in other instances I'd regarded as someone who even though I did/do have good intentions their daughter? Have little patience for the fact that they show zero respect, exact unreasonable control, I view as a liability or just act unfairly. Granted in many of these instances I am speaking of and blame these peoples fathers? It truly doesn't at all change the fact it's inextricably connected tj them. Just because they'd tried tj take control over my efforts and a select group of friends in the navy? Doesn't in the slightest mean that I consider of them of value tj me or act in a manner that goes outside as something I view as parameters of the job description. This is about nsa objectives ti me. Not marrying into trust fund family ti get a rich version of how you're acting now with far more influence. It's annoying enough as it is without all that power and influence. More tj the point, I don't understand why they're trying tj stunt rather than playing their positions. They may have done something tj be of benefit tj their children I'm not fully aware, may have been influenced by unreasonable law enforcement agents or just think they're more valuable than they really are. Still? Despite the confusion that may have surrounded me for some? It doesn't negate the fact that it had been done with selfless intentions. I'd viewed it via a legal lens and one with universally sound objectives... it's not my fault, I'm not civilly or legally liable. Outside of that though too? The things that these parents may have done tj be of benefit to their children I'm not fully aware of? Is something that I view as of detriment tj the bigger picture result for the nsa/their public relations... despite the fact that you may act like I don't have a job just because the dems may have convinced these girls parents that their Covid robbery plot is the best way forth? I have a different view on it and a different set of ideals as? This was my **** tj begin with and on top of the annoyance that it is tj feel like I'm being manipulated by trust fund baby parents? Not looking at them as adversaries is of detriment tj the perception of the nsa image which is already Tainted... You keep the sunshine, save me the rain.

https://youtu.be/ErCAOMi5EGM

You haven’t spoken to anyone since yesterday? Wait, what time is it there cos it’s wine time here

"thanks, talk to you soon" to my CEO

Texting message I don’t know the number, flexing on these ninjas every bone and muscle. I like to give a shout-out tj my ninjas with a game plan, I like to give a shout out tj my ninjas with escape plans.

https://youtu.be/Kbj2Zss-5GY

this

Not in person. Ive texted though

How deep into the Malbec are you so far, Rabbit?

lmaooooo panties has been off his rocker for awhile now.

Out of reps will get you on R/C lol

I actually don’t know what I’m drinking

The label says Rustenberg Stellenbisch RM Nicholson

And I can’t work out wtf it is

last thing I said was "thanks" to the mailman while he noticed me outside and personally game me my mail today.

I flashed $2 at them and said "oyy do you have anything to drink?"

Lol it's a South African red wine...pretty good I've had it before.

From the city of Rustenberg, South Africa.

thx for reminding me to delay kids by another 5 years

Kids are funny as fuk

I’m just about ready to sell this one thoughYeah it’s good but it’s not recognisable

mia i'm a cop

hey whats up

to my roomate he just walked into the bathroom

swing away Merrill

“It was nice speaking to you”

To some old man who stopped me at the gym to talk.

See you later man

“Can I add a small Thai cashew chicken to my order? Thank you”.