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post 1641685963 06-26-2021, 04:57 PM
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*Official Misc dad's thread* my couch pulls out, I don't


I've seen a few threads over the past year where fellow misc chads have became father's, thought this would be a cool thread...

It doesn't matter if your kid still has the belly button cord on or if you have grandkids, I welcome you. If you have questions, feel free to ask. If you have tips or advice, please post or share links, home remedies, whatever you'd like. Even if you don't have kids yet/ or are thinking about having some in the future, please put on your $17.99 white off Walmart brand Reebok's and join us. Just don't poison this thread with anti dad rhetoric.

I know sam212 and 78novacaine became father's this past year so congrats to you dudes, and I'm sure there are more. This thread may fall flat, if so oh well. But I know I've gotten some great advice from some folks here and wanted to share the love.

Moms welcome, just don't ask us to do the dishes.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

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post 1641686113 06-26-2021, 04:59 PM
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Wow ok
post 1641686193 06-26-2021, 05:00 PM
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future dad checking in
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post 1641686223 06-26-2021, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
future dad checking in
Das it mane. Make sure you check with the Doctor and upon delivery you are given your jean shorts and white t shirt to cut grass in.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

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-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
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post 1641686473 06-26-2021, 05:06 PM
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5 kids checking in.
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post 1641686923 06-26-2021, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By JamesG6626⏩
5 kids checking in.
It's him, it's the final boss of dads
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

*Proud member of the misc 767 & USA vs. Germany world cup ban
-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
*There's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad dog owner

If you see myself and swoleyo in a thread, remind me to rep him.
post 1641687023 06-26-2021, 05:14 PM
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Cold Beers…check!

Now I can handle whatever gets picked on Disney +
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post 1641687083 06-26-2021, 05:15 PM
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Fuark I thought you were motilynn right now I got real psyched right now

Guess I only found out after hitting on this girl and making myself look like a moron she was married

Fuark my bad

Wonder if she still wants tj be my pilot though since she’s already married Rn
post 1641687103 06-26-2021, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By tryn2change⏩
Cold Beers…check!

Now I can handle whatever gets picked on Disney +
Lmao. Better then cocomelon or abc Galaxy on YouTube. That's for sure
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

*Proud member of the misc 767 & USA vs. Germany world cup ban
-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
*There's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad dog owner

If you see myself and swoleyo in a thread, remind me to rep him.
post 1641687183 06-26-2021, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Wow ok
You are always welcome anyway.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

*Proud member of the misc 767 & USA vs. Germany world cup ban
-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
*There's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad dog owner

If you see myself and swoleyo in a thread, remind me to rep him.
post 1641687203 06-26-2021, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Motiviert⏩
Lmao. Better then cocomelon or abc Galaxy on YouTube. That's for sure
Fuark brah. Is there a good way to filter content on YouTube? Have the filter set from the Comcast router and kids tablet settings on Android also but it seems YouTube will recommend videos that I really don’t think they should be watching?????
HTC 4 Life: Face first tongue out!
post 1641687413 06-26-2021, 05:23 PM
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It's great to be alive
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post 1641687453 06-26-2021, 05:24 PM
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Dad crew checkin in

Just one kiddo so far but have feeling the urge to knock my wife up again... Pull out game getting weaker.... Must......resist.........

Would love to have a couple more but cot dayum it's expensive.
HTC
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post 1641687483 06-26-2021, 05:24 PM
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Noticed a trend emerging here lately. Congrats misc fathers!

If you don't mind sharing, what names did you all pick?
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post 1641687833 06-26-2021, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By tryn2change⏩
Fuark brah. Is there a good way to filter content on YouTube? Have the filter set from the Comcast router and kids tablet settings on Android also but it seems YouTube will recommend videos that I really don’t think they should be watching?????
Man we experience the same thing, YouTube kids is good for this, but that can get annoying. If they have a dedicated device they watch it one, make a new email and YouTube account, and just search nothing but their shows or whatever they watch for like an hour, then all of the recommended will be just that stuff.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

*Proud member of the misc 767 & USA vs. Germany world cup ban
-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
*There's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad dog owner

If you see myself and swoleyo in a thread, remind me to rep him.
post 1641687933 06-26-2021, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Dad crew checkin in

Just one kiddo so far but have feeling the urge to knock my wife up again... Pull out game getting weaker.... Must......resist.........

Would love to have a couple more but cot dayum it's expensive.
LMAO. Feels. Just had my 2rd kid on Tuesday

@jandels, yes it is my brother, yes it is.

@lightsarefallin we went with Bo (middle name Clyde) motiviert for our son. Clyde is a family name.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

*Proud member of the misc 767 & USA vs. Germany world cup ban
-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
*There's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad dog owner

If you see myself and swoleyo in a thread, remind me to rep him.
post 1641687983 06-26-2021, 05:38 PM
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In.
First little brah is a month old.
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
If you don't mind sharing, what names did you all pick?
Norman, after wife's grandpa.
They got little baby legs that stand so low
you got to pick 'em up just to say hello.
post 1641688343 06-26-2021, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Coachbombay⏩
In.
First little brah is a month old.


Norman, after wife's grandpa.
Fuaarrr congrats coach! Freaking love the name too.
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

*Proud member of the misc 767 & USA vs. Germany world cup ban
-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
*There's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad dog owner

If you see myself and swoleyo in a thread, remind me to rep him.
post 1641690123 06-26-2021, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Motiviert⏩
Man we experience the same thing, YouTube kids is good for this, but that can get annoying. If they have a dedicated device they watch it one, make a new email and YouTube account, and just search nothing but their shows or whatever they watch for like an hour, then all of the recommended will be just that stuff.
I’ll give that a shot
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My youngest is very sick atm, some kind of chest infection. Alot of the kids at his school have gone down with the same thing. One upside to 2020 was that no one got sick and there was no flu season due to the country being in total lockdown. Now that we have the travel bubble with Aus we are all starting to get sick again.

Anyways he's been sleeping in my bed with mum, and I'm sleeping on his single bed.. 3 nights and counting.

Any other Misc dads know these feels?
Damn
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4yr old son and another on the way, 12w preggers so far, find out the sex in the next couple weeks.

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6yo and 2yo daughters (rip) checking in, fatherhood is incredible.

78Novacaine's due to become a father any day now! Plus any other brahs who have new kids/on the way, the best tip I have for the new dads and moms -

Moms on Call (0-6 months)
https://www.amazon.com/Moms-Call-Bas.../dp/B00AN2JPNI

This book has basically everything you need to know to survive the first 6 months. The schedules of when to feed, put down for naps etc alone are worth $10,000 imo - my wife's sister fed/slept their son on demand and it was fukken chaos, brb our kids eat/sleep at the same time and were sleeping thru the night by 6 months. You're down to just one overnight feed by I think 3ish months, too, so at least one parent gets a full nights sleep every night.

Don't worry about the name, TRUST ME on this one bros. We buy it for every friend who becomes a parent, srs. Absolute lifesaver.

https://www.amazon.com/Happiest-Baby...=UTF8&qid=&sr=
The best guide to calming a fussy baby - our hospital gave us a copy free with both of our children's birth, it's that highly regarded.




Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
My youngest is very sick atm, some kind of chest infection. Alot of the kids at his school have gone down with the same thing. One upside to 2020 was that no one got sick and there was no flu season due to the country being in total lockdown. Now that we have the travel bubble with Aus we are all starting to get sick again.

Anyways he's been sleeping in my bed with mum, and I'm sleeping on his single bed.. 3 nights and counting.

Any other Misc dads know these feels?
Been there brah, we've shared our King with sick kids but I typically just end up sleeping on the couch (if our youngest is sick) or in her bed (if our eldest). I'm a light enough sleeper that it's just easier and I don't get grumpy. Hang in there bud.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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Originally Posted By i3oosted⏩
4yr old son and another on the way, 12w preggers so far, find out the sex in the next couple weeks.

In on thread.
In for updates. We closed up shop after #2. You hoping for another son or a girl for the complete set?
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Dad of a teenager and a toddler here, the biggest thing kids need is for you to pay attention. Your kid is going to constantly want to show you stupid stuff when they're little, it's very important to them even if to you it's just a leaf they picked up off the ground. Show interest. Ask them about the shows they're into, or the comics they're reading. One day they'll want to talk to you about something that IS very important, and they'll know you'll listen and won't be afraid to ask advice when it's truly needed.
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
Dad of a teenager and a toddler here, the biggest thing kids need is for you to pay attention. Your kid is going to constantly want to show you stupid stuff when they're little, it's very important to them even if to you it's just a leaf they picked up off the ground. Show interest. Ask them about the shows they're into, or the comics they're reading. One day they'll want to talk to you about something that IS very important, and they'll know you'll listen and won't be afraid to ask advice when it's truly needed.
Real talk.

“Listen earnestly to anything [your children] want to tell you, no matter what. If you don't listen eagerly to the little stuff when they are little, they won't tell you the big stuff when they are big, because to them all of it has always been big stuff.”
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Real talk.

“Listen earnestly to anything [your children] want to tell you, no matter what. If you don't listen eagerly to the little stuff when they are little, they won't tell you the big stuff when they are big, because to them all of it has always been big stuff.”
I have been practicing this their whole life and it's true. My oldest is about to be 14 (girls) and we talk candidly about anything. Unfortunately I am going through a divorce, but the trust and communication with the kids has been amazing. Their mom is always exasperated and distracted. It makes a difference.
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