There's this loser at work who started a few months ago, a real fuking nerdy, cuck, hipster type who for some reason immediately seemed to dislike me. He's always trying to be snarky or witty and questions everything I'm doing or say, even if it's a random personal story, he'll try to ask questions in front of everyone as if I'm lying about something, or he'll try to be critical in a passive aggressive way. Whenever there's a meeting and I say something, its always him who takes issue with an idea or something I said, always in front of everyone. He has never once come to me 1 on 1 with concerns or ideas or anything. I know for a fact everything he does is just some kind of social power struggle involving him trying to 1up me or influence the way people see him relative to me, a common occurrence in the corporate world really. I always shut him down, and he has never been able to mog me in front of everyone but he never stops trying, and I think that factored into his reaction to the following lol.

He's from Utah, and he's always talking about it, and it's fuking annoying, so I decided to see if I could annoy him with that. I started referring to Utah as "The 'Taww" and making random, unverifiable claims about how it is in Utah, how the people are, etc. I've never even been there, but I'd be like "back in The 'Taww, we used to...", or "that wouldn't go over well in the The 'Taww", **** like that. He immediately took issue with me calling it "The 'Taww", and said nobody says that, but I insisted that they do in the parts I've been to, and that I should know because I've spent a lot of time there. This went on for a few weeks and I'd gotten to talking about The 'Taww as much as he did, and I started butting into his conversations with my own made up ridulous anecdotes about The 'Taww. Today he finally lost it lol and he flipped out in front of everyone saying "nobody fuking calls it The 'Taww" and that I'm a fuking liar and he doesn't think I've ever been there. Everyone just fuking bertstared him until he left the room lmao. I'm hoping he just quits, but if he doesn't, he's ruined his rep at work permanently. I didn't think this would be so effective on him lol, and I never expected to get him to lose it like he did. Feels good man.

imagine being 36 and your alpha moment is making some sjw bitch out cuz you called him names

Never called him names, and yeah I'm glad because he was always trying to **** with me for no reason. The young buck thought he could come in and assert dominance over the old bull. Not so fast Timothy. Beat him at his own game lol. You're probably mad because you identify with him.

sounds like you are a bully op

not cool

Fukking lol
Such is life for tim. Always like it when their jimmies get rustled.

i dunno bro i think a real g wood have just thrown some punches at his face off property

Good on ya OP. Nothing more pathetic than those salty bitchboy, soy hipster types. If only it were socially acceptable to put them in a headlock while giving them a wedgie. Or just slap them with a backhand.

Alpha af cuz

You came up with something so stupid he can't even complain about it without looking retarded. Imagine complaining to HR about The Taww.

lmfao

thats actually pretty alpha OP

that wouldn't go over well in The 'Taww

Lol don’t listen to the haters, that was some good Jimmy rustling

The best trolls are staying consistent with something small like you did lol.

Little Tim Tim got his panties in an uproar.

Onetime I was in a pretty calm argument with someone at work a lot like the guy you are describing. And finially I just said “maybe we should talk about this later, it’s like you’ve lost complete control of all your emotions and I don’t want you to do something you’ll regret.”

He absolutely lost it in front of everyone while I just stood there like he was nuts. That moment where he new he was fuked was priceless.

Lol if he ever went to HR about it, I'd just deny I ever said "The 'Taww" or heard of anyone saying it, and laugh about how dumb it is. Make him look absolutely insane lol.

Sound like a dueche...

Though relative we win...

Isn’t that the whole point of being in the middle of desert and unable to possess a cellular device? Indeed it is so that nothing can be verifiable... most of the important stuff done outside of the people there. With maybe the exception of Brian. But ea is top secret though. I mean how could some of this stuff happened if not done at the top of Apple?

Just for a moment though I’d like tj mention that all my best friends were geeky dudes cuz people like me? I but heads with. Though things must continue looking like business as usual up until the point they’re not yeah?

I’m out, pumped on the shadow time... cuz they might of not been aware of all of it but? The bread crumbs show?

3:31 truthfully it’s gravy Everyman alive is not a star my phone my how bizarre

Shadow time, prolly going tj learn a lot

Then later tim time

Ww

Ok that is actually pretty awesome ahha. No one ever goes to such layers in work conversation.

Lmao repped for being such a calculated troll srs, this is some high quality mental mindfuk stuff, I can tell you've spent a lot of time in the Taww to develop such skills

I'm sure people see through the games.

Try tj do something tj advance it crazy and solve your problems? They just end up taking a mile yo? Damn

Well dunno what I expected

Is he a Mormon?

fuk his dirty boy pussy

I'm not sure. The possibility crossed my mind as well when I was thinking of how I should rustle his jimmies. I'm leaning toward no because Mormons tend to be somewhat conservative at least, and he's not. Maybe younger Mormons arent though, idk.

lol that's pretty good. Glad I don't have to deal with this corporate bs though. I hate drama. We don't take kindly to that kind of stuff here in The Taww.

On the one hand, you sound pathetic peter.

On the other hand, lost it at timmy going into a rage over The Taw.

I for one find "the taww" hilarious

Honestly that's awesome. I knew people like that at work. Glad you put that cuck in his place

I like this guy. He says a lot of nonsense in every thread and i gotta respect it

Looks like he was playing 4D chess while you were playing tic tac toe.

Nobody calls it the "Taww", ya goof ball.

Did you know the taww has the highest GDP per 25-35 year olds? I’m tempted to move back there to be honest

HR will ask others....plus you left evidence here. I would stop bullying bcuz you might been investigated already.

In b4 this is actually some Shutter Island type facility and this retards handlers just stormed off because they realized the experiment wasn’t working.

Love it lol. Can’t stand those types of people. I always give people respect until they show they don’t deserve it, and when some ******* comes into the job being like that you don’t have much of a choice but to return the favor eventually. It’d be different if he was man enough to disagree with you 1v1 and have a civil discussion, but I guess you can’t expect people with that type of personality to do anything but act like a child.