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Thread: WHAT do I have to do to get a bj from my wife?

post 1641798693 06-28-2021, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
In detail?

Actually man, been really impressed with your advice. Not often a miscer knows women. Reps on recharge
he's the GOAT rship advice miscer

take everything everyone else says and throw it in the trash until he gives his take
post 1641800723 06-28-2021, 01:54 PM
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just be happy youre still having sex after 10 years. srs.
post 1641801003 06-28-2021, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Cut off your nose to spite your face why don’t cha

Never met a guy who doesn’t love that
They lie to you just to get you naked.
post 1641805123 06-28-2021, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
They lie to you just to get you naked.
Umm OK

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
post 1641806413 06-28-2021, 03:29 PM
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Lmfao

Haven't even read thread replies yet but:

-she doesn't respect you
-shes cheating
-shes about to cheat

Pick one, or all 3
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post 1641806863 06-28-2021, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
absolutely pissening

you MARRIED the girl knowing she doesn't give blowjobs

what did you possibly expect

your wife is not into oral sex

never will be
Kinda this. You knew prior to marriage she wasn't doing it, why expect her to after marriage. Have you ever tried having a talk with her about it? And honestly, if she's not willing to reciprocate stop going down on her.

And basically what Skinnyfat and Rabbit have said.
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post 1641808033 06-28-2021, 04:01 PM
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Let her know that you will either be getting blowjobs from her, or from someone else (some lucky miscer probably)

semi SRS.

You need to make it clear this is a big issue for you, and let her know what you need to be happy. If she is not interested in making you happy, this will be a very good test.

It doesnt matter if its not something she did before, its something you want and its something a wife should do for her husband, so tell her its something she will be doing going forward.

Its a simple ask, and denying you would show signs that your wife just isnt interested in making you happy.
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post 1641808363 06-28-2021, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By FastBack6⏩
Lol this is why you don’t get married. So when she says no you go “ok, we’re not in a relationship anymore, goodbye” then go find someone who will do it
throw away the marriage for blow jobs? seems extreme. reading things like this makes realize i must be ultra low test. i mean who doesnt love bjs bust after 10 years mf'ers would just divorce over oral sex. people are worthless tbh
post 1641808493 06-28-2021, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
In detail?

Actually man, been really impressed with your advice. Not often a miscer knows women. Reps on recharge
women dont know women. a woman barely knows herself
post 1641808663 06-28-2021, 04:13 PM
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woman: were divorcing if you dont eat my pussy. what if her pussy is gross, maybe OP's hygiene is chit
post 1641809413 06-28-2021, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
women dont know women. a woman barely knows herself
Kids don’t know themselves

Women do

Spoiler!
we know men too
post 1641812753 06-28-2021, 05:14 PM
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maybe she's tired of your bush? trim/shave it off or give it a kick ass combover. she'll be choking on it in a heart beat
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post 1641838173 06-29-2021, 06:55 AM
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You have good advice here. The key is communication. You're not asking for something unorthodox like 3 somes or to be pegged. Have a couple of drinks and ask her about it and tell her what you want.

Everyone gets lazy after a while.
post 1641906503 06-30-2021, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
You married a broken one.

Imagine being married to someone that you can't even ask for a bj..
imagine dating someone who doesn't want my cawk in their mouth regularly?
see ya.

i mean fuk i can tongue press a watermelon and love going down on a woman.
post 1641907893 06-30-2021, 10:33 AM
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Please explain “tongue press a watermelon”

For science
post 1641909453 06-30-2021, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Please explain “tongue press a watermelon”

For science
It's strong like bull and doesn't tire after a few minutes.
I usually get the job done.
but all women are different.
just have to find what works with them and you need a strong tongue to take the time to figure that out.
post 1641909683 06-30-2021, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget⏩
It's strong like bull and doesn't tire after a few minutes.
I usually get the job done.
but all women are different.
just have to find what works with them and you need a strong tongue to take the time to figure that out.
post 1641910043 06-30-2021, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By nitrogenwidget⏩
imagine dating someone who doesn't want my cawk in their mouth regularly?
See ya.

I mean fuk i can tongue press a watermelon and love going down on a woman.
imsayin!!
post 1641987893 07-01-2021, 02:37 PM
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Damn OP, I feel bad for your life.. I think you gotta get a divorce
post 1641988433 07-01-2021, 02:46 PM
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Just cheat on her and get it elsewhere.
post 1642021123 07-02-2021, 03:05 AM
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Do what I do, get yourself a gooma for BJ and anal.
post 1642031033 07-02-2021, 08:09 AM
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Did OPie get his BJ yet?
post 1642031203 07-02-2021, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Did OPie get his BJ yet?
Wondering if he had the talk yet. It's kinda not fair for him to complain when he's never tried talking to her about it.
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post 1642031273 07-02-2021, 08:13 AM
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post 1642031683 07-02-2021, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By binlogic⏩
Do you think she will be able to comfortably talk about this if I approach it that way? You're female, correct? I never know who's truly female or POSING as female on the misc anymore, lol.
All talks aren't comfortable. Do you guys just play it safe all the time? If it bothers you, you talk about it. Don't be a pussy.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1642031923 07-02-2021, 08:28 AM
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[QUOTE=Rabbitjb post_id=1641809413]
[spoiler] we know men too[spoiler][/QUOTE]Lol... no... no you don't.

Literally have never met a single woman that has men figure out.
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post 1642031993 07-02-2021, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
Lol... no... no you don't.

Literally have never met a single woman that has men figure out.
You’re not complex

Food, fuk, some fun, sincere compliments, support and consultation and leave you space
post 1642032043 07-02-2021, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
You’re not complex

Food, fuk, some fun, sincere compliments, support and consultation and leave you space
Now with less sitcom stereotype this time.
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post 1642032073 07-02-2021, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted By ptzfree⏩
now with less sitcom stereotype this time.
lol
post 1642075513 07-02-2021, 10:12 PM
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Legit lol'd, 10 years of you going down of her with 20 seconds of her giving you a BJ?? I would have stopped after the first week and said something. It's too late now lol
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