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post 1642480213 07-09-2021, 09:25 AM
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Reminder to always bring a knife with you to the hospital

When you go into the Doctor for stepping on a nail and they are going to give you shot, they will try and sneak the **** vaccine. You’ll have to kidnap a LTC post wall 38 year old nurse as a bargaining chip.

Be sure to back into the parking space if you drove yourself, for quicker escape.

Absolutely know the layout of the building before entering. Park near the emergency exit.
post 1642480413 07-09-2021, 09:30 AM
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post 1642482373 07-09-2021, 10:02 AM
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post 1642482653 07-09-2021, 10:06 AM
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If they tried to vax me against my will, may God help them because I'd kick EVERYONE in the nuts, then jump out of the window (which I broke by kicking it, in the nuts of course) using a tree to break my fall and make my escape.
Would kick em in the nuts
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post 1642482893 07-09-2021, 10:09 AM
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Lots of mental illness revealing itself around here lately.
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post 1642483303 07-09-2021, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
If they tried to vax me against my will, may God help them because I'd kick EVERYONE in the nuts, then jump out of the window (which I broke by kicking it, in the nuts of course) using a tree to break my fall and make my escape.
Dat you John J Rambo?

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post 1642483493 07-09-2021, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
Dat you John J Rambo?

Dey drew first bluh.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1642484433 07-09-2021, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩


Can The Who say Taiwan?
post 1642484493 07-09-2021, 10:33 AM
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I have been waiting to go to the hospital for something since before covid.. I am never putting a foreign object/chemical in myself ever again unless it's weed smoke
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post 1642484753 07-09-2021, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By climberFROMmars⏩
I have been waiting to go to the hospital for something since before covid.. I am never putting a foreign object/chemical in myself ever again unless it's weed smoke
Ore exogenous androgens?
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
If they tried to vax me against my will, may God help them because I'd kick EVERYONE in the nuts, then jump out of the window (which I broke by kicking it, in the nuts of course) using a tree to break my fall and make my escape.
Watch out, we got a regular billy badass over here.

In reality, you'd do nothing but take it like a little bitch
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post 1642487763 07-09-2021, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89⏩
Ore exogenous androgens?
Right, ok, you got me.. Fair enough, there are actually a few other exceptions
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post 1642489043 07-09-2021, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By climberFROMmars⏩
I have been waiting to go to the hospital for something since before covid.. I am never putting a foreign object/chemical in myself ever again unless it's weed smoke
The mental gymnastics lmao…
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post 1642517833 07-09-2021, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
The mental gymnastics lmao…
Pfffft
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