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post 1642806643 07-14-2021, 02:01 AM
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optimal fapping technique

Step 1) Set your handheld showerhead to a light spray that tickles your scrote.
Step 2) Lube the fuk out of your penor and your prewarmed stoya destroya fleshlight.
Step 3) Turn on your favorite porn and put your phone on a rack in your shower
Step 4) Insert penor into fl.
Step 5) Turn on water on a warm setting and aim at your balls.
Step 6) Use one hand to aim the sprayer and the other to fap with the fl.
Step 7) Mind blowing nut.
post 1642806823 07-14-2021, 02:07 AM
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Too many steps
post 1642806883 07-14-2021, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Kormo⏩
Too many steps
instructions unclear? dink stuck in rectum?
post 1642806903 07-14-2021, 02:09 AM
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Ok what you have tj do is subvert your mind, intentionally hard breathe and then hyper focus...

There is of course too then the fact that your real actions? Can’t be driven by standard thoughts else they’re predictable...
post 1642806943 07-14-2021, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
instructions unclear? dink stuck in rectum?
I just like to keep it simple, man. Vanilla.
post 1642806963 07-14-2021, 02:10 AM
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It's all fun and games till you accidentally hit your butt hole & wake up the next day with an urge to suck cock
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post 1642807073 07-14-2021, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
It's all fun and games till you accidentally hit your butt hole & wake up the next day with an urge to suck cock
post 1642807133 07-14-2021, 02:16 AM
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Loser threads like this are why no one likes u boyo
post 1642807183 07-14-2021, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
It's all fun and games till you accidentally hit your butt hole & wake up the next day with an urge to suck cock
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post 1642807193 07-14-2021, 02:17 AM
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Bruh, just hit the town and bag yourself a 4.
Damn
post 1642807203 07-14-2021, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Jhamaican⏩
Loser threads like this are why no one likes u boyo
There's more good policy discussed ITT than at CPAC.
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