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post 1643232113 07-20-2021, 08:16 AM
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Would you bang a cow for 100 000 dollars

A real cow animal not a fat person
post 1643232203 07-20-2021, 08:17 AM
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in private? I'd do it for much less
post 1643232273 07-20-2021, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
in private? I'd do it for much less
Yeah in private it doesnt have to be in the middle of times square or something
post 1643232343 07-20-2021, 08:19 AM
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heard its wet af
post 1643233213 07-20-2021, 08:31 AM
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A real cow? No. An extremely obese woman? Absolutely.
post 1643233403 07-20-2021, 08:34 AM
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No I don't have that much money
post 1643233653 07-20-2021, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By DSTEE⏩
No I don't have that much money
You could probably just buy a cow for less
post 1643234383 07-20-2021, 08:50 AM
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I’d get hammered and do it easy 100k. I’d have to wear a condom though
post 1643234613 07-20-2021, 08:56 AM
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Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a cow's ass, but I'd rather take the the posters above me word for it.
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post 1643235143 07-20-2021, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
in private? I'd do it for much less
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BigBallsMcgee again.
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post 1643235593 07-20-2021, 09:10 AM
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Sure, with a condom. Couldn't be worse than banging your mom
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post 1643235863 07-20-2021, 09:15 AM
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no thanks
post 1643235883 07-20-2021, 09:15 AM
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Puzzy is puzzy
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post 1643236003 07-20-2021, 09:16 AM
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I'd do it for free under the right circumstances.



No srs.





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post 1643236033 07-20-2021, 09:17 AM
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Depends, will I get #Moo-Too'd?
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post 1643236073 07-20-2021, 09:18 AM
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Yeah for that much i could bang SS
post 1643236133 07-20-2021, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
A real cow animal not a fat person
yeah id bang you mom for less
post 1643236153 07-20-2021, 09:18 AM
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I can't afford it unfortunately.
post 1643236763 07-20-2021, 09:31 AM
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I wouldn't pay that much to bang a 10/10 woman...
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post 1643236853 07-20-2021, 09:32 AM
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Depends...what's her name?
post 1643237073 07-20-2021, 09:36 AM
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Would not, but I used to work with a guy who freely admitted to banging cattle.

He used to tell a story about once he was doing the deed and a cow shat all over him and his pant that were down past his knees. Then had to walk back to the car. Seriously.
post 1643237223 07-20-2021, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a cow's ass, but I'd rather take the the posters above me word for it.
How many people do you think got the Tommy Boy reference?
"If you cant slam with the best, Jam with the rest."

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post 1643237413 07-20-2021, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By gtrzrus⏩
Would not, but I used to work with a guy who freely admitted to banging cattle.

He used to tell a story about once he was doing the deed and a cow shat all over him and his pant that were down past his knees. Then had to walk back to the car. Seriously.
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post 1643237513 07-20-2021, 09:43 AM
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Can I eat it our first
post 1643238503 07-20-2021, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
in private? I'd do it for much less
Originally Posted By wincel⏩
A real cow? No. An extremely obese woman? Absolutely.
Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
I’d get hammered and do it easy 100k. I’d have to wear a condom though
Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
how long do you have to bang said cow? Until I coom, or until the cow cooms????

Get all horned up and finish in 10 pumps and get a joocy 100K, sure.

Bang until female cow creampies.... sheeeeeeeetttttttttttttttt


:P

No, would not bang cow for $100k.
Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
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post 1643239693 07-20-2021, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
how long do you have to bang said cow? Until I coom, or until the cow cooms????

Get all horned up and finish in 10 pumps and get a joocy 100K, sure.

Bang until female cow creampies.... sheeeeeeeetttttttttttttttt


:P

No, would not bang cow for $100k.
pussy. I'd **** a herd of cows for 100k. I'd **** the bull too but he'd have to be in a chute and restrained.
post 1643240053 07-20-2021, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
pussy. I'd **** a herd of cows for 100k. I'd **** the bull too but he'd have to be in a chute and restrained.
Strong name to post content ratio.
post 1643240203 07-20-2021, 10:21 AM
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What is a "000 dollar" and why would I want 100 of them? I would much rather be offered 100,000 dollars instead. Still wouldn't.
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post 1643240493 07-20-2021, 10:25 AM
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As I read these replies I can't help but think some of you haven't spent much time around cows. Then again, this is the misc...
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post 1643240663 07-20-2021, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Strong name to post content ratio.
fukking farm animals is usually called slutty. Strong usually means "big." So, if my screen name was pico sloot, and I said, "yeer, dat cow azz" then that would be a "strong post content to username." But when MegaSloot gets a bean, that's a non existent post content to username ratio. 1/1.
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