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Thread: wakeup call for UBEREATS plebs [ELITES DONT WANT U 2 KNOW THIS]

post 1643857353 07-29-2021, 10:35 AM
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wakeup call for UBEREATS plebs [ELITES DONT WANT U 2 KNOW THIS]

I get it, boyos......



You just finished a lazy wank on the couch..... you've got an appointment to get your broccoli fade shaped up in 2 hrs, and you wanna just rot for a couple hours playing fortnite with the lads




TRUST ME..... I get IT....




I've fallen into this trap before. Before you know it, you've got $30+ of UberEats on the way.




Today, after destroying my quads at my hardcore dungeon-gym (planet fitness), I stopped by my friendly neighborhood mcdonalds for some KETO goodness (ded fkn Srs)




Saved over $10 on my typical UberEats order ($30+ after a three dollar tip and the typical fees)





I do this at least once a week. With this extra money I can invest into diarrheacoin (52 x $10 = $520/yr), i SHOULD be driving a lambo on the moon by 2025 (ded fkn Srs)








Thank me later boyos





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post 1643857513 07-29-2021, 10:37 AM
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What
post 1643857633 07-29-2021, 10:40 AM
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Doth dat include gas?
post 1643857673 07-29-2021, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By 128⏩
What
A pleb just figured out that Ubereats inflates prices so they make money.
^^Former 300+lb Crew^^

WWPB2D

Nothing worthwile is ever easy.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 1643857683 07-29-2021, 10:40 AM
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apart from being involved with Brazilian fart porn whats good in life srs
post 1643857693 07-29-2021, 10:40 AM
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Weird flex but ok.

I am shocked to see that a double quarter ponder w/ cheese is $7.
post 1643857703 07-29-2021, 10:40 AM
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True sigma male right here

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post 1643857733 07-29-2021, 10:41 AM
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logical thinking
post 1643857823 07-29-2021, 10:42 AM
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Just lmao if Ubereats isn't sending you 20% off coupons every other weekend (ded Fkn Srs).
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post 1643858133 07-29-2021, 10:48 AM
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post 1643858143 07-29-2021, 10:48 AM
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Whoever posts that dude on the couch making a face "like what?" gets a rep
post 1643858403 07-29-2021, 10:52 AM
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You on that 10k a day op (srs)
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post 1643858963 07-29-2021, 11:01 AM
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between this and not eating avocado toast anymore many of you will be homeowners shortly (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1643859043 07-29-2021, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By PAU1⏩
Weird flex but ok.

I am shocked to see that a double quarter ponder w/ cheese is $7.
This wtf, $7 for a burger from McDonalds? I don't eat that chit but sounds ridiculous
post 1643859203 07-29-2021, 11:06 AM
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post 1643859913 07-29-2021, 11:17 AM
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OP, wait until you get to the stage where you realize you can cook for yourself.

you can have 5+ meals for the price of 1 out-to-eat meal
post 1643860083 07-29-2021, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
OP, wait until you get to the stage where you realize you can cook for yourself.

you can have 5+ meals for the price of 1 out-to-eat meal
You are clearly unfamiliar with his 8-item multi-hundred dollar grocery haul threads.
post 1643860153 07-29-2021, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
OP, wait until you get to the stage where you realize you can cook for yourself.

you can have 5+ meals for the price of 1 out-to-eat meal
Came in to post this.
Me caveman, put round things on bar, lift, pound chest.


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post 1643860343 07-29-2021, 11:22 AM
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apps like Ubereats are for girls bro
post 1643864703 07-29-2021, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By PAU1⏩
You are clearly unfamiliar with his 8-item multi-hundred dollar grocery haul threads.
ty for spreading the gospel brother (ded fkn Srs)





love shopping @ Uncle Jeff's
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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