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post 1643859513 07-29-2021, 11:12 AM
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Dafuq is up with the bidet obsession?

I’ve seen/heard this mentioned like every day for 2 months all over the place. Never even heard of one before that.
post 1643859613 07-29-2021, 11:13 AM
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Dirty butts usually won't know about it. Nasty fools.
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post 1643859683 07-29-2021, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Dirty butts usually won't know about it. Nasty fools.
This. Imagine walking around with a dirty ass
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post 1643859703 07-29-2021, 11:15 AM
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post 1643859713 07-29-2021, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Dirty butts usually won't know about it. Nasty fools.
Jokes on you my butt fell off in 2017
post 1643859773 07-29-2021, 11:15 AM
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Ass eatin' is on the rise. People that like it want to make sure they have a sparkling clean bung hole.

Anyone that mentions it eats ass or wants some ass eatin' on the reg.
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post 1643859903 07-29-2021, 11:17 AM
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i think it gained popularity around all the toilet paper shortages last year, now people are realizing the superiority

imagine not knowing how to use the 3 shells
post 1643859953 07-29-2021, 11:18 AM
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They like the way it tickles.
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post 1643860013 07-29-2021, 11:18 AM
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post 1643860073 07-29-2021, 11:19 AM
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post 1643864613 07-29-2021, 12:22 PM
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would not date a girl who doesnt use a bidet
post 1643880423 07-29-2021, 04:27 PM
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baby wipes crew
post 1643881193 07-29-2021, 04:40 PM
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tissue sellers
hate it
post 1643881303 07-29-2021, 04:42 PM
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im still confused how you use a bidet. so you just wipe your ass with your hand smearing **** everywhere?? JUST LOL at thinking that is cleaner then dabbing with toilet paper until poo poo gone/mostly faded. no skin to skin contact
post 1643881393 07-29-2021, 04:44 PM
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Not having a dirty itchy *******? It’s uncomfortable as fuk and it smells bad. Are you a Moron? Not sure how that’s an obsession but you’re not a farm animal so wash your ass you fuking retard.

The bare minimum is baby wipes, and still that takes hours to clean.

The best option is showering and that’s not up for debate. It’s called soap and water
post 1643881683 07-29-2021, 04:48 PM
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Brb not smearing feces with paper
BRB spending far less on tp these days
BRB bathroom efficiency
BRB helps get a little extra out sometimes
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post 1643882543 07-29-2021, 05:01 PM
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Wash up in the shower after EVERY poop crew
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1643882593 07-29-2021, 05:02 PM
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post 1643882693 07-29-2021, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
No wipe crew
das it, we have washing machines for a reason
post 1643887903 07-29-2021, 06:30 PM
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Just lol at using toilet paper
post 1643888653 07-29-2021, 06:43 PM
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If you don't take a shower after a dump and wash your butthole with soap and warm water, you're a disgusting person.
post 1643888933 07-29-2021, 06:48 PM
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people with a fat ass's have this issue- Silence speaks got a meaty behind, but Pancake Muzzie is just a post count Miscr whore
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post 1643889113 07-29-2021, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left
people with a fat ass's have this issue- Silence speaks got a meaty behind, but Pancake Muzzie is just a post count Miscr whore
what about our new gypsy queen?
post 1643889173 07-29-2021, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By poolshark472⏩
If you don't take a shower after a dump and wash your butthole with soap and warm water, you're a disgusting person.
This is the only answer.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1643889483 07-29-2021, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
It’s for people who don’t want to shower.
So that's why you have 2 at your place.
post 1643889563 07-29-2021, 06:58 PM
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Prevents mudbutt and endless wiping... consider that a good thing, OP.
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post 1643891033 07-29-2021, 07:27 PM
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post 1643892473 07-29-2021, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By donkeydonger⏩
Prevents mudbutt and endless wiping... consider that a good thing, OP.
The type of mudbutt I get is sticky af, no amount of water is getting that off. Needs tons of elbow grease and toilet roll, or a twink with a talented tongue
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dont mock it til you try it.
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