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post 1643924753 07-30-2021, 09:44 AM
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Lmao at coffee pods and instant coffee

1. Buy vacuum-sealed quality coffee full beans.

2. Buy a decent electric bean grinder.

3. Start a cup's worth of water in a tea/coffee kettle to boil.

4. During 3) grind a cup's worth of beans for 15 seconds.

5. Wait 30 seconds so the water goes from just boiling to hot.

6. Brew it and wait like 3-5 mins. The ground will sink.

Optional discard methods:

- Use the leftover ground at the bottom of the cup to enrich your plant soil - plant ea herbs or basil/rosemary.

- Use as an exfoliating mask 1x a week.



3-5 USD/GBP Starbuckcels are the worst.
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post 1643924913 07-30-2021, 09:45 AM
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LMAO if you aren't using a Chemex
post 1643925863 07-30-2021, 09:55 AM
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LOL just LOL if you dont just swallow the beans whole.
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Or i could just buy some turkish coffee and make a cup of that, a lot less effort
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post 1643926293 07-30-2021, 10:00 AM
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Keurig pods taste like crap
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post 1643926493 07-30-2021, 10:02 AM
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Coffee out is about quality, coffee at home is about convenience. I ain't got time to play barista every time I want a cup at home. Bless you and your free time of you do.
post 1643926773 07-30-2021, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Rem0⏩
Or i could just buy some turkish coffee and make a cup of that, a lot less effort
same thing but directly with grounded coffee instead of beans

it can be very similar but whole bean -> cup tastes best and freshest
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post 1643926793 07-30-2021, 10:04 AM
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i've only ever had instant coffee is it actually much better?
post 1643926953 07-30-2021, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Coffee out is about quality, coffee at home is about convenience. I ain't got time to play barista every time I want a cup at home. Bless you and your free time of you do.
Remove the bean grinding* process even though it is done while the kettle boils your cup so it does not add ANY time...


*You buy good quality ground coffee, store it in a vacuum container (to keep it from oxidising), and 1 heaped table spoon in a cup + hot water and you are done.
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post 1643927213 07-30-2021, 10:09 AM
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LMFAO at coffee drinkercels.

Real alphas just shove the beans straight up their ass for maximum caffeine absorption. Good luck with your teeth staining goals ******* OP
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post 1643927323 07-30-2021, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
Remove the bean grinding* process even though it is done while the kettle boils your cup so it does not add ANY time...


*You buy good quality ground coffee, store it in a vacuum container (to keep it from oxidising), and 1 heaped table spoon in a cup + hot water and you are done.
Grinding beans? kettles? lmfao
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Coffee out is about quality, coffee at home is about convenience. I ain't got time to play barista every time I want a cup at home. Bless you and your free time of you do.
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post 1643927473 07-30-2021, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By JaundiceBiscuit⏩
Keurig pods taste like crap
Complete waste of money.
Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Coffee out is about quality, coffee at home is about convenience. I ain't got time to play barista every time I want a cup at home. Bless you and your free time of you do.
This makes zero sense.

Is it backwards day and no one told me?
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I make one pot of French press around when wife wakes up.

I also enjoy 2-3 nespresso pods a few hours before she wakes up and another later in the day.

I’m not grinding beans and cleaning my press multiple times a day. Fuk I don’t even clean it once just leave it in the sink for wife.


Nespresso ristretto with a strong short espresso pull tastes good. Keurig is garbage.
post 1643927843 07-30-2021, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By miscinbro⏩
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Relevance?
Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf⏩
Complete waste of money.




This makes zero sense.

Is it backwards day and no one told me?
How does that make zero sense? I am home, have stuff to do or just want to enjoy my free time, not pretend I work at Starbucks, I'm out and it's easy to pay for quick quality coffee with no wasted time.
post 1643927983 07-30-2021, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
same thing but directly with grounded coffee instead of beans

it can be very similar but whole bean -> cup tastes best and freshest
You're probably right and thinking about it grinding some beans while the kettle boils wouldn't be too bad... just noisy

Might give it a go
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post 1643928023 07-30-2021, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Grinding beans? kettles? lmfao
Yes, takes 15 seconds with a 10 USD electric grinder that doesn't need cleaning.

A kettle is something Canuckcels and UKcels, and possibly Aussiecels, have in their kitchen to boil water.

This ****:




Also the whole sale beans in starbucks are not quality, JFL
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I have a lot of free time. Love getting real artistic/autistic with my coffee
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
Yes, takes 15 seconds with a 10 USD electric grinder that doesn't need cleaning.

A kettle is something Canuckcels and UKcels, and possibly Aussiecels, have in their kitchen to boil water.

This ****:

lmao, what a life
post 1643928433 07-30-2021, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
lmao, what a life
why? I showed you how the grinding process is during the boiling time of the water

alternatively, while the water boils you can go out in the garden soak up the morning sun (what I do when I wake up at 5:45AM), and then come back and put a table spoon of ground coffee (order directly the ground one instead of beans) and drink it like a proper Alpha cowboy


that is more quality than anything in starbucks


not sure why you'd take cheap shots like that at my life or something as if you don't have foreskin or something
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Kettle seems so obnoxious tbh. I just fill a glass liquid measuring cup from the hot spot on my culligan water setup and microwave it for 30morr seconds while grinding and measuring beans into French press.
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
why? I showed you how the grinding process is during the boiling time of the water

alternatively, while the water boils you can go out in the garden soak up the morning sun (what I do when I wake up at 5:45AM), and then come back and put a table spoon of ground coffee (order directly the ground one instead of beans) and drink it like a proper Alpha cowboy


that is more quality than anything in starbucks


not sure why you'd take cheap shots like that at my life or something as if you don't have foreskin or something
Listen man with all due respect I don't want that ghetto trash water boiling device in my kitchen. If I wanted to spend time making coffee I'd really boiler water with a real kettle. But again, I don't don't want to spend all that time on coffee at home. Perhaps when I am retired.
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Fill kettle with hot water from tap, heat up 1 minute until the following equation is true:

not hot enough, tastes unmixed < my coffee temp < too hot to immediately drink
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
Yes, takes 15 seconds with a 10 USD electric grinder that doesn't need cleaning.

A kettle is something Canuckcels and UKcels, and possibly Aussiecels, have in their kitchen to boil water.

This ****:




Also the whole sale beans in starbucks are not quality, JFL
all australians have kettles lmao, umad?
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
lmao, what a life
You literally don’t have 5 minutes to boil some water and brew in a French press?
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Originally Posted By YUL⏩
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup
folgers is mud water, fuking groce.
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coffee pod brah here
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