Thread: bleeding out my *******
07-31-2021, 07:51 AM
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bleeding out my *******
been happening for a couple weeks now. every time i go to take a **** bright red blood comes out. wtf is happening misc brahs. ass cancer or just hemmroids?some new sOopEr DangERoUs covid variant? i dont want to go to the doctor and get something shoved up my ass just for them to tell me its nothing
07-31-2021, 07:54 AM
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07-31-2021, 07:58 AM
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Da fuq with you guys and talking about liquid coming out of your ass tonight? Lol
Seriously though, if it’s bright red it’s likely caused by something superficial, like a small tear and not something serious, especially if it’s just a bit when you wipe. Its dark colour blood that indicates something more serious. However, two weeks is quite awhile and still recommend seeing your doc.
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Seriously though, if it’s bright red it’s likely caused by something superficial, like a small tear and not something serious, especially if it’s just a bit when you wipe. Its dark colour blood that indicates something more serious. However, two weeks is quite awhile and still recommend seeing your doc.
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07-31-2021, 07:59 AM
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07-31-2021, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Lunu⏩
This, could be anal fissures (srs), if it's not that then just stop fisting yourself.Da fuq with you guys and talking about liquid coming out of your ass tonight? Lol
Seriously though, if it’s bright red it’s likely caused by something superficial, like a small tear and not something serious, especially if it’s just a bit when you wipe. Its dark colour blood that indicates something more serious. However, two weeks is quite awhile and still recommend seeing your doc.
Ok. My job is done here.
Seriously though, if it’s bright red it’s likely caused by something superficial, like a small tear and not something serious, especially if it’s just a bit when you wipe. Its dark colour blood that indicates something more serious. However, two weeks is quite awhile and still recommend seeing your doc.
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Would kick em in the nuts
07-31-2021, 08:09 AM
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Answer this truthfully OP when other miscers tell you to fist yourself, you actually do it don't you?
07-31-2021, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Ellmser⏩
Bright red indicates possible hemorrhoids or tearing close to expulsion. Dark red, black in the stool could indicate cancer so be thankful it isn't that. Best to go to the doctor since you've been experiencing this issue for a while. Might need a stool softener or eat more greens so it develops a gel like substance around your stool making it easier to go thru your digestive tract and colon.been happening for a couple weeks now. every time i go to take a **** bright red blood comes out. wtf is happening misc brahs. ass cancer or just hemmroids?some new sOopEr DangERoUs covid variant? i dont want to go to the doctor and get something shoved up my ass just for them to tell me its nothing
07-31-2021, 08:50 AM
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... I let my issue happen for over a year because I didn't want to go to the doctors.
Blood every time I went to the bathroom. Painful every wipe with toilet paper.
Half the time I couldn't sit down afterwards and was squirming for an hour afterwards.
Finally went to the doctor, had a small fissure and also a haemorrhoid.
Moved to wet wipes and it's been amazing ever since. Zero blood or pain.
Go to the doctor my guy.
Blood every time I went to the bathroom. Painful every wipe with toilet paper.
Half the time I couldn't sit down afterwards and was squirming for an hour afterwards.
Finally went to the doctor, had a small fissure and also a haemorrhoid.
Moved to wet wipes and it's been amazing ever since. Zero blood or pain.
Go to the doctor my guy.
07-31-2021, 08:54 AM
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07-31-2021, 09:00 AM
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Go buy some hemorrhoid cream, put on your thumb and shove it up your ass…..
Drink more water and eat more fiber
Drink more water and eat more fiber
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07-31-2021, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By tornister⏩
This too. Don't fuk around with blood in the stool srs.maybe instead of asking the misc just go to the fukin doctor.
07-31-2021, 09:02 AM
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Get it checked out. This happened with my stepdad for several months before he told anyone. Turned out to be colorectal cancer which killed him. Could've lived had he gone to get it checked out sooner. Srs.
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07-31-2021, 09:04 AM
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Two weeks is too long. If a hemorrhoid ruptures it should clear itself up in a few days.
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
It's actually not that bad tbh.lol misc doctors.
if OP had a hemorrhoid that ruptured he would be in excruciating pain leading up to it and he'd feel much more compelled to see a doctor.
OP probably just has mild hemorrhoids.
if OP had a hemorrhoid that ruptured he would be in excruciating pain leading up to it and he'd feel much more compelled to see a doctor.
OP probably just has mild hemorrhoids.
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
It was a little uncomfortable but I mean it wasn't bad. Maybe internal is worse, but the external wasn't awful, it itches like a mother more than anything.Normally hemorrhoids rupture after they've thrombosed which is supposedly super duper painful. Perhaps some burst without thrombosis but I wager that's in the minority.
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It could be worse, OP, you could have an axe wound or have been inserting your c*ck in axe wounds regularly.
If you're confused about what "axe wounds" are, they're what pseudoscience refers to as "vaginas". This is why Africa has such high levels of diseases because their populations are religious etc and encourage axe wound f*cking because they think that's normal. Think about that the next time you're sitting next to a "female" on the subway or standing next to a "female" in a queue at a coffee shop...
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If you're confused about what "axe wounds" are, they're what pseudoscience refers to as "vaginas". This is why Africa has such high levels of diseases because their populations are religious etc and encourage axe wound f*cking because they think that's normal. Think about that the next time you're sitting next to a "female" on the subway or standing next to a "female" in a queue at a coffee shop...
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Originally Posted By Ellmser⏩
If it’s bright red it’s past your stomach and in your intestines maybe. Or closer to your ass. GO TO THE DOCTOR. this is srs. I had black and it ended up being a busted artery in my stomach. I waited too long and almost died. They had to give me 8 blood transfusions to get my blood level normal again after closing the artery.been happening for a couple weeks now. every time i go to take a **** bright red blood comes out. wtf is happening misc brahs. ass cancer or just hemmroids?some new sOopEr DangERoUs covid variant? i dont want to go to the doctor and get something shoved up my ass just for them to tell me its nothing
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Originally Posted By ProteinEnough⏩
It could be something simple if it’s red but it could also be in the intestines which would be more srs. As above I had dark and I didn’t want to go to the dr because I hate it. But I eventually threw up a chit ton of pure red blood my stomach was bleeding so bad. I went. The dr told me to go straight to the hospital, I said “srsly? I REALLY don’t wanna go” he got pissed. First time a dr got visible angry at me lol. He said well you’re about to die if you don’t. So I went. It was just barely in time. The artery wasn’t a constant bleed and as the dr during the surgery started to pulll the camera out after seeing nothing it busted wide open again on camera and I got to watch it later. If he hadn’t burnt it closed then they said one more time of that much blood loss and I would’ve prob passed out and not woke back up. My hemoglobin level was at a 2 when normal is around 12 or so. So I had no blood and looked like a vampire.Bright red indicates possible hemorrhoids or tearing close to expulsion. Dark red, black in the stool could indicate cancer so be thankful it isn't that. Best to go to the doctor since you've been experiencing this issue for a while. Might need a stool softener or eat more greens so it develops a gel like substance around your stool making it easier to go thru your digestive tract and colon.
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
That said, I also went to the doctor when mine started bleeding, as any sane person should.Interesting. From everything I've read, thrombosed external hemorrhoids are supposed to be ultra painful, I'm glad to hear your case was not.
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