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07-31-2021, 09:41 AM
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Can I become an olympian by 2024?
Is there any sport I can get good enough at/buy my way into by that time?
07-31-2021, 09:42 AM
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You might have to train for a couple of months first.


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07-31-2021, 09:45 AM
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Sure. Just identify as a woman. If you are even a slightly above average male you should be able to handily beat any woman in any athletic competition with a few months or so of practice.
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07-31-2021, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Came in to post this.Sure. Just identify as a woman. If you are even a slightly above average male you should be able to handily beat any woman in any athletic competition with a few months or so of practice.
07-31-2021, 09:56 AM
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07-31-2021, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Came in to post this.Sure. Just identify as a woman. If you are even a slightly above average male you should be able to handily beat any woman in any athletic competition with a few months or so of practice.
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07-31-2021, 10:24 AM
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07-31-2021, 10:27 AM
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need to know race before can provide insight
may god forgive me
07-31-2021, 10:31 AM
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Yeah, I'm thinking about entering Women's boxing next Olympics. My real only competition would be if some other dude has the same idea. If he does, I'll remove myself for anxiety and be declared a hero for being a huge loser like that Gymnast.
07-31-2021, 10:46 AM
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Yes. During the last winter Olympics this lady, Elizabeth Swaney scammed her way in to the Halfpipe. The rules stated they one was eligible if they had a number of top 30 finishes. So she entered a lot of contests with less than 30 competitors and purposely never did any stunts, so she never got disqualified if she couldn't complete a run. Even on the Olympic stage, she did a routine without any stunts. Awesome!


07-31-2021, 10:50 AM
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You can be anything you want, OP!
07-31-2021, 11:15 AM
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07-31-2021, 11:18 AM
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Try skeet shooting I’m sure you are already well trained
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07-31-2021, 11:34 AM
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Try pole vaulting I’m sure you are already well trained
They got little baby legs that stand so low
you got to pick 'em up just to say hello.
07-31-2021, 11:56 AM
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You can also pick your country. Some events allow entrants from anywhere without difficult qualifications because some sports have pretty low standards. Track is one of the hardest to qualify for. But like the poster above, if you pick your sport and country carefully, it's not hard to qualify even if you just show up.
It's like when I was a bodybuilding judge. Regional bodybuilders to qualify for nationals would drive a few hours away (or even fly to another country) where there was NO competition and get first place out of one person, even though in a group they would have gotten destroyed. So they could claim national level athlete even though they didn't compete against anyone.
It's like when I was a bodybuilding judge. Regional bodybuilders to qualify for nationals would drive a few hours away (or even fly to another country) where there was NO competition and get first place out of one person, even though in a group they would have gotten destroyed. So they could claim national level athlete even though they didn't compete against anyone.
07-31-2021, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
She won since she got her fill of top tier genetic males during those weekendsYes. During the last winter Olympics this lady, Elizabeth Swaney scammed her way in to the Halfpipe. The rules stated they one was eligible if they had a number of top 30 finishes. So she entered a lot of contests with less than 30 competitors and purposely never did any stunts, so she never got disqualified if she couldn't complete a run. Even on the Olympic stage, she did a routine without any stunts. Awesome!


07-31-2021, 12:05 PM
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If you spend 8 or so hours a day for the next 3 years practicing some simple sport then yea probably.
07-31-2021, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
Yes. During the last winter Olympics this lady, Elizabeth Swaney scammed her way in to the Halfpipe. The rules stated they one was eligible if they had a number of top 30 finishes. So she entered a lot of contests with less than 30 competitors and purposely never did any stunts, so she never got disqualified if she couldn't complete a run. Even on the Olympic stage, she did a routine without any stunts. Awesome!



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07-31-2021, 12:17 PM
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