The phuk is that?

It's a brontosaurus, dummy.

Its #nationalboobday

can you share
your TUCKING
routine?


my MBOBS
are bigger than yours

sad!

lol! Maybe I can get big tittys by doing bench press. I think I can go up at least a size. Happy National Boob Day!
Tuck Routine (final version edited from 3.4.4)
After the angus has been peppered by shaving and bleaching the girthy cawk is carefully placed between the two cakes. Then, it is wrapped around first the right then the left ham string in a loopdie loop forming a figure 8 and acting as a kind of glute bra. The remainder is then drawn up over the chest and thrown over the right shoulder and secured at the waist.
The balls are discreetly placed on a camouflaged wheel barrow and carefully maneuvered out of view of the camera.

But we can't say the word ******* anymore.

But we can always become one!OP is a ah can't say it.

awaiting your new pics when it's #nationallegday

Free the nip op. My favorite team is the Arizona Cardinals.

That's a nice place. I knew someone who did his undergrad in AZ. And good idea about the nipples. They will get dry if mistreated by being bundled up all the time. Oh the humanity!

The word ****ot gets banned but trannies can make videos.

What the fook is going on boyos?

I have never felt more compelled to become an actual ****g‏‏‎ot than I have after opening this thread

Imma pour one out for the poor toilet that has to look up at this lady’s undercarriage several times each day

What a ****g‏‏‎ot

there is no way you are not a tranny

Spoken like a true ****g‏‏‎ot

Speaking of ****g‏‏‎ot

yes. yes it is. I'm done with living a double life. I was born fem, but I'm a meng bby! with a hoooge cawk. I feel so much closer to you guys now!
hey sweet cheeks...you have no idea. I've been banned from using the toilet at three local gyms.well, since I'm a good three inches bigger than you I can see why you'd say that.

Pulling for the Cocks(srs)(no homo)


SC Gamecocks.





As far as the NFL, it can go fukk itself.

That's a maaaaammm, baby...

I don't get it...

******* is now censored but sometimes it's not.

is it that only *******s can say ******* ?

I never got into college football since they basically practice slavery by not paying the players. The majority of those players go on to do regular jobs after those years of being very hard on their bodies. Why the animosity to the NFL? Not saying there isn't reason, there's a lot that's messed up about it, but it's fun to make game day special. I wish I could have little get togethers but everyone seems to want to rape me, so I can't have male friends in the house. I wish I was a guy sometimes just so I could have people over.

bae, you have no idea. SEe that bicep peak? You think that's fem? Juss lol. I could body slam any of y'all miscers.

what trailer park did you crawl out of? srs

The one inside your rectum. I live there rent free if you haven't noticed.

So you think every intern position is a form of slavery? The players get free college, free food, free gym, get to travel the country, free tutors to help with schoolwork, get treated like celebrities in college for four years…on and on and on. What’s the average debt someone is in after getting a four year degree? They don’t have that. NFL is too busy promoting SJWery and not making it just about the sport. They pick and choose what voices topics they want to push forward and I don’t agree with most/all of them. And Saturdays are better for football than Sundays anyway.

Interesting take. I appreciate the dialogue, even though I disagree. It's interesting that you bring up the intern issue. What normal, middle class young adult can afford to work for six months to a year after college absolutely for free? And then risk getting molested by the boss ala Bill Clinton? There's talk of getting rid of the intern system because what it does is increase the economic divisions in society. If you work and don't get paid, that's a very messed up situation and saying that one is an "intern" makes it seem less like slavery or indentured servitude. Exploitative is a good word to describe it. As for the celebrity status, I bet you can't even name the folks on your own favorite defensive line. I'd say a few star quarter backs get treated like celebrities, but I knew a chick who pretty much blasted past any of them, so I disagree that they get treated like gods. Mostly it's just a much more intensive college experience. If they get recruited, it's all worth it. But if not, then it's a waste and its very, very hard on the body. But anyway, since you are mean to the players (I like dick too much to be on the same page as you), you will get a kick out of this savage clip.