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post 1644144063 08-02-2021, 06:55 PM
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ITT things in life better than sex

Being 10-13 years old. Old enough to play outside unsupervised but too young to care about chicks, alcohol, cigarettes, etc.

It’s Friday night. You have a buddy or two over, and along with all the other kids in the neighborhood are outside spending the entire evening playing basketball/ kickball / tag / capture the flag / football, etc. spend hours with no regard for anything else.

Night comes and parents call you and your friends back. You all are hungry so they order a pizza. You grab some cokes, head to the basement, and spend the entire night playing goldeneye / Halo / smash bros, etc. again no care for anything else just having fun


That was the best, man
post 1644144173 08-02-2021, 06:56 PM
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Taking a massive chit after eating 45 dollars worth of taco bell
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post 1644144333 08-02-2021, 06:59 PM
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The definitive list of things that are best in life
-crush your enemies
-see them driven before you
-hear the lamentations of their women

Sex doesn’t even make the top 3 champ
post 1644144363 08-02-2021, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra
The definitive list of things that are best in life
-crush your enemies
-see them driven before you
-hear the lamentations of their women

Sex doesn’t even make the top 3 champ
agreed and repped
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post 1644144413 08-02-2021, 07:01 PM
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driving with friend accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick we both laugh and I unzip his pants park the car while fondling his balls friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot almost choke on his dik because i'm laughing so hard friend is also laughing his ass off he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid phuck I kiss my friend and call him daddy while laughing Friend sucks my dik chokes laughing I cum and he swallows it like a dumbass


Cliffs: brojob is the correct answer
post 1644144433 08-02-2021, 07:01 PM
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My 9 egg omelette
I loe e.
post 1644144513 08-02-2021, 07:02 PM
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Feelings of warmth and peace after deep prayer, contemplation, and meditation.

The love and affection of, and from, children and pets.

The love and affection of, and from, a loving spouse.
post 1644144593 08-02-2021, 07:04 PM
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It really was the best man. My daughter was playing donkey Kong country and just hearing the music put me into a relaxed state with warm memories.
post 1644144793 08-02-2021, 07:06 PM
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I found heavy lifting sessions followed up with intense cardio the fkn best
post 1644144943 08-02-2021, 07:09 PM
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When a $50K+ bonus from work hits your bank account

Easy work and money
post 1644144963 08-02-2021, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Rooney15
Taking a massive chit after eating 45 dollars worth of taco bell
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post 1644145013 08-02-2021, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky
i miss enjoying video games..... for some reason i can't commit to playing a console game anymore, it's just fukking boring.
Same. Happened during college. Now only game i can even be bothered to play are old ones and that’s just riding the nostalgia wave, and even then it’s for an hour



Srs don’t know what happened. I played so many as a kid and loved them, was “the video game guy” in the friend group. But then like overnight just stopped caring
post 1644145023 08-02-2021, 07:10 PM
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If you're saying things like "better than sex" then there's a good chance you've been having bad sex.

Sorry OP.
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post 1644145123 08-02-2021, 07:12 PM
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post 1644145283 08-02-2021, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox
If you're saying things like "better than sex" then there's a good chance you've been having bad sex.

Sorry OP.
Maybe I just need to try men
post 1644146293 08-02-2021, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean
Maybe I just need to try men
Maybe.
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BENCH - LOL
HIP THRUST - 425
post 1644146603 08-02-2021, 07:28 PM
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Foot rubs and backs rubs
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post 1644146803 08-02-2021, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean
Being 10-13 years old. Old enough to play outside unsupervised but too young to care about chicks, alcohol, cigarettes, etc.

It’s Friday night. You have a buddy or two over, and along with all the other kids in the neighborhood are outside spending the entire evening playing basketball/ kickball / tag / capture the flag / football, etc. spend hours with no regard for anything else.

Night comes and parents call you and your friends back. You all are hungry so they order a pizza. You grab some cokes, head to the basement, and spend the entire night playing goldeneye / Halo / smash bros, etc. again no care for anything else just having fun


That was the best, man
holy fuk this brings me back. Also Saturday summer day just swimming in the pool with your friends and having water balloon fights with the super soakers..
post 1644147093 08-02-2021, 07:35 PM
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A chiro adjustment then massage that gets you to the point of near sleep but not sleep, after some good green
post 1644147203 08-02-2021, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By orangetide
A chiro adjustment then massage that gets you to the point of near sleep but not sleep, after some good green
I thought it's better to get the massage first so that your muscles are more relaxed and improve the effectiveness of the adjustment?
post 1644147513 08-02-2021, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus
Foot rubs and backs rubs
Dude you're shredded.

@ topic,

A good deep tissue massage especially when you've been hitting gym hard

Eating a perfectly cooked steak

When you meet up an ex and she's older/uglier and you're in great shape with a younger/hotter gf who's there with you

Sitting in your brand new luxury car for the first time and smelling the interior

Having a gf who is very submissive and respectful, cooks you dinner etc

Arm day in the gym when you get that perfect pump and you walk around feeling you got arms like Arnold's
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post 1644147973 08-02-2021, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Dude you're shredded.

@ topic,

A good deep tissue massage especially when you've been hitting gym hard

Eating a perfectly cooked steak

When you meet up an ex and she's older/uglier and you're in great shape with a younger/hotter gf who's there with you

Sitting in your brand new luxury car for the first time and smelling the interior

Having a gf who is very submissive and respectful, cooks you dinner etc

Arm day in the gym when you get that perfect pump and you walk around feeling you got arms like Arnold's
Seeing an ex get wrecked with a loser guy is a GOAT feeling
post 1644148463 08-02-2021, 08:00 PM
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When my kids wake me up in the morning and crawl into bed for kid snuggles. Also seeing the world through their eyes sometimes how they get excited about absolutely everything.
post 1644149653 08-02-2021, 08:20 PM
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good gym days

running a brisk 5k with good music on

working toward a longstanding goal and seeing progress is pretty cool. not an immediate feel tho.

hanging with an old friend after a long time apart and immediately locking into each other's sense of humour like no time has passed

playing your favourite album on nice speakers at night

negging *******s for no pics
Originally Posted By Coal
When you meet up an ex and she's older/uglier and you're in great shape with a younger/hotter gf who's there with you
das it mane
post 1644149703 08-02-2021, 08:21 PM
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KO'ing someone who deserves it
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post 1644150053 08-02-2021, 08:27 PM
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Shooting down woman and or ignoring who are entitled and think they can have whoever they want. It’s necessary sometimes to drop them down a level.
post 1644150153 08-02-2021, 08:29 PM
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post 1644150243 08-02-2021, 08:30 PM
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financial freedom

being able to wake up in the morning and not having to worry about going to a job. You have passive income. your expenses are covered. you have good food in the fridge.

that to me is bliss
post 1644150353 08-02-2021, 08:33 PM
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Sex is overrated.
post 1644150693 08-02-2021, 08:40 PM
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For that ten seconds or less I’m free
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