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post 1644412413 08-06-2021, 03:17 PM
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Getting a massage - how do I ensure a happy ending

The wife is staying with her sick sister so I booked an appointment to get a massage at an asian massage parlor.

What do I do to ensure 1) I don't get a dude masseur and 2) I get the happy ending.

Any tips, tricks, hacks, backdoors, and suggestions appreciated.
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post 1644412793 08-06-2021, 03:23 PM
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post 1644413633 08-06-2021, 03:34 PM
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if the place has signs that say no sexual services, that's a dead giveaway that handjobs are given. don't take no for an answer
post 1644413743 08-06-2021, 03:36 PM
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Just give him a good tip
post 1644413823 08-06-2021, 03:38 PM
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Why do you care if you get a guy? It's just a hand job, so the sex of the individual doing it shouldn't matter.
post 1644413923 08-06-2021, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Why do you care if you get a guy? It's just a hand job, so the sex of the individual doing it shouldn't matter.
Doesn’t that same logic apply for anal and blowjobs
post 1644413983 08-06-2021, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Why do you care if you get a guy? It's just a hand job, so the sex of the individual doing it shouldn't matter.
this. women have tiny hands. you want a bigger hand with stronger grip
post 1644414023 08-06-2021, 03:41 PM
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Dont cover your dik with a towel or already laying down when they walk in. I stand There with dik exposed no fuks given. When they massage your inner thighs make sure your position your dik so they touch it aswell. They Get the hint & start massaging it.

When u turn around negotiaton is easy as your dik is rock hard. Just Remember to bargain with them. I once got a BJ for less than she was trying to sell a HJ for. I got my moneys worth since nutting from a BJ was hard for me so she had to gobble it for a long time & took out tits that i got to suck on
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post 1644414133 08-06-2021, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By donkeydonger⏩
The wife is staying with her sick sister so I booked an appointment to get a massage at an asian massage parlor.

What do I do to ensure 1) I don't get a dude masseur and 2) I get the happy ending.

Any tips, tricks, hacks, backdoors, and suggestions appreciated.
A hand is a hand bro.
I loe e.
post 1644414433 08-06-2021, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Just know what type of place it is before you go in

It shouldn't be hard to find out
IDK what this means. They aren't allowed to advertise so how do you know?
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post 1644414543 08-06-2021, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Dont cover your dik with a towel or already laying down when they walk in. I stand There with dik exposed no fuks given. When they massage your inner thighs make sure your position your dik so they touch it aswell. They Get the hint & start massaging it.

When u turn around negotiaton is easy as your dik is rock hard. Just Remember to bargain with them. I once got a BJ for less than she was trying to sell a HJ for. I got my moneys worth since nutting from a BJ was hard for me so she had to gobble it for a long time & took out tits that i got to suck on
Im not into Asians will this work with white massage chicks as well?
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post 1644414643 08-06-2021, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By donkeydonger⏩
IDK what this means. They aren't allowed to advertise so how do you know?
you have to straight up ask the guy. be direct
post 1644414703 08-06-2021, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve⏩
Im not into Asians will this work with white massage chicks as well?
Dont think so bro. White gals studied for years to become masseuse whilst asians are running brothels. Some of them dont Even know how to massage properly. I could do a better jobb n-n-no homo
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post 1644415143 08-06-2021, 03:56 PM
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Usually they ask me honestly.
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post 1644415443 08-06-2021, 04:01 PM
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Choose a place that has opening hours going to like 11pm.
post 1644415523 08-06-2021, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted By SteinerSteve⏩
Im not into Asians will this work with white massage chicks as well?
No. They became massage therapists. Only missuses give handies.
post 1644415903 08-06-2021, 04:09 PM
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Just take a shower before hand and wash your ass and dick and balls. Be friendly and nice. Call them ahead of time.

They will take you into a dimly lit and relaxing room with oriental music playing, maybe a candle. You will strip down naked and they may do a “table shower” where they just kinda rub you down with a hot towel.

They may wear a face shield and mask and probably will just FYI. And gloves.

They start by rubbing you down in your back and neck, might go to your glutes/legs, then they tell you to flip over and they start rubbing your dick. Pretty simple

Leave them a tip


Just look at Google reviews brah. It’s pretty obvious
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Dont think so bro. White gals studied for years to become masseuse whilst asians are running brothels. Some of them dont Even know how to massage properly. I could do a better jobb n-n-no homo
That suks I know a really hot white girl over here but she’s expensive af and I don’t want to waste my money when nothing happens at the end

Well at least when I don’t have any muscular issues
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post 1644417243 08-06-2021, 04:30 PM
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Disgusting
post 1644417823 08-06-2021, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
Disgusting
Not at all. It’s done in a sanitary manner and it’s actually very pleasant and therapeutic and relaxing. Everything at the two places I went to were clean and they used PPE and they were also very nice. They just massage your dick, what’s the difference compared to massaging any other part of your body? They act professional and kind.

I had to get really drunk to go because I was nervous and it is kinda expensive. But getting your dick and balls rubbed by a cute Asian even if she’s in her 40’s or 50’s isn’t the worst thing in the world
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
Not at all. It’s done in a sanitary manner and it’s actually very pleasant and therapeutic and relaxing. Everything at the two places I went to were clean and they used PPE and they were also very nice. They just massage your dick, what’s the difference compared to massaging any other part of your body? They act professional and kind.

I had to get really drunk to go because I was nervous and it is kinda expensive. But getting your dick and balls rubbed by a cute Asian even if she’s in her 40’s or 50’s isn’t the worst thing in the world
The professionalism is actually what I'm after
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Originally Posted By donkeydonger⏩
The professionalism is actually what I'm after
I went to two places in the same day and they were very similar. It was a spur of the moment thing that I decided to do.

Anyway, just be friendly and nice. Call ahead of time and schedule a massage. Have good hygiene and pay them and tip. They take good care of you bro. It’s an entire industry. I literally drive past at least 3 on my way to work every day, and it’s only a 25 minute drive at the most.

Yo they want your business and they are professionals. Think about how a doctor or nurse would deal with you. Or a chiropractor or a dentist. I don’t really see it any different.

Just treat them with respect and pay and you’re good to go broseph they’ll make you feel good. Srs it’s just a massage who cares if it’s your dick or not.

Just fuking do it bro it’s expensive but YOLO
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Once you are in the room go full nude, no towel
Pick a place open late (why would they be open late if legit)
It needs to be asian.
Thai around here are tranny
Once they get to know you they will not mess around

Place I used to go to was $60 for half hour.
She would fawk for $100 total. So $40 tip for the ****.
After a couple times she would just undress right away, condom me up(my choice), and go to fawking.

If you are clean, polite, not a senior citizen and not a fat slob you are a welcome change from the norm they see
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Damn this makes me wanna go back to that one place. She was really nice. I didn’t proposition her for a BJ or actually sex. Actually neither of those places. I’m not sure I would feel comfortable with that. Like damn I don’t wanna make someone give me a BJ for money If they don’t want to. Let alone sex.

Massage is another thing in my mind. If you can massage my body, why can’t you massage my penor? Nomsayin? They can wear a face shield and a protective gown and gloves and a mask and whatever else they need.

But damn it’s relaxing af and they take good care of you. Wow I need to go back
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
Damn this makes me wanna go back to that one place. She was really nice. I didn’t proposition her for a BJ or actually sex. Actually neither of those places. I’m not sure I would feel comfortable with that. Like damn I don’t wanna make someone give me a BJ for money If they don’t want to. Let alone sex.

Massage is another thing in my mind. If you can massage my body, why can’t you massage my penor? Nomsayin? They can wear a face shield and a protective gown and gloves and a mask and whatever else they need.

But damn it’s relaxing af and they take good care of you. Wow I need to go back
The person I go to is independent (rare)
When it is younger adults under a older lady it is more of a weird situation
It is not about "making" anyone do anything
It is a business transaction, her selling you buying.

I can give myself a HJ
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Originally Posted By helpmee⏩
The person I go to is independent (rare)
When it is younger adults under a older lady it is more of a weird situation
It is not about "making" anyone do anything
It is a business transaction, her selling you buying.

I can give myself a HJ
not hating on you AT ALL. If it’s a transaction between two adults that’s your business and none of mine.

I can give myself a HJ also obv. But I feel something from the touch of a woman or someone who actually cares for you or is providing therapeutic touch, in a sense, that you can’t provide yourself. Humans need physical contact and for some people it’s hard to come by.
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Originally Posted By helpmee⏩
Once you are in the room go full nude, no towel
Pick a place open late (why would they be open late if legit)
It needs to be asian.
Thai around here are tranny
Once they get to know you they will not mess around

Place I used to go to was $60 for half hour.
She would fawk for $100 total. So $40 tip for the ****.
After a couple times she would just undress right away, condom me up(my choice), and go to fawking.

If you are clean, polite, not a senior citizen and not a fat slob you are a welcome change from the norm they see
That sounds like the ideal situation. I found a place near me that does an hour for $55. Wifey is even in on it and asked if I'll be getting a handy - I said no but it sounded like she knew I was lying.
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Google reviews tells you bro
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