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Forum ยป Shiiiiet wife just tested positive (just 10 more days bro)
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post 1644714303 08-11-2021, 08:24 AM
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Shiiiiet wife just tested positive (just 10 more days bro)

We both WFH but on my way to pull our kids from school, RIP my life for two weeks.

Any tips?
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post 1644714343 08-11-2021, 08:25 AM
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Ghost her as punishment for exposing you to the coof.

Just take the kids and disappear in the night brah.
post 1644714443 08-11-2021, 08:26 AM
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Have her take another test to make sure it's wasn't a false positive brah. RIP regardless <3 It's over for you. It's really over.
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post 1644714453 08-11-2021, 08:26 AM
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try not to die
post 1644714503 08-11-2021, 08:26 AM
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Best wishes.

But that feel when you were probably looking forward to some alone time while the kids are in school...
post 1644714593 08-11-2021, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
Best wishes.

But that feel when you were probably looking forward to some alone time while the kids are in school...
Day ****ing TWO.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1644714833 08-11-2021, 08:31 AM
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Thoughts and prayers, OP. Can I have any unopened bourbon bottles when you guys croak?
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post 1644715473 08-11-2021, 08:39 AM
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Why didnโ€™t she wear 5 masks?
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post 1644715533 08-11-2021, 08:40 AM
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post 1644715593 08-11-2021, 08:41 AM
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Was she vaccinated? How severe are the symptoms?

You have my sympathies, friend.

Edit: Oh yeah, pics of wife?
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post 1644715643 08-11-2021, 08:42 AM
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Positive for what? WAP?
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post 1644716163 08-11-2021, 08:48 AM
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ask what his name was
post 1644716243 08-11-2021, 08:50 AM
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post 1644716323 08-11-2021, 08:52 AM
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Is she a ham planet? If not don't worry and pound coconut oil, zinc, vitamin D, and if you have a horse, maybe pick up some ivermecting for your horse.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1644717003 08-11-2021, 09:01 AM
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post 1644717103 08-11-2021, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Just get a new wife.
underrated comment.
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post 1644717403 08-11-2021, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Is she a ham planet? If not don't worry and pound coconut oil, zinc, vitamin D, and if you have a horse, maybe pick up some ivermecting for your horse.
Any essential oils and crystals to go with that brah?
post 1644717583 08-11-2021, 09:11 AM
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Damn, does her boyfriend have covid?
post 1644717703 08-11-2021, 09:14 AM
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post 1644721363 08-11-2021, 10:05 AM
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Ivermectin has proven to be highly potent against COVID-19. It has shown antiviral and anti-inflammatory properties in observational and randomized controlled studies conducted throughout the world. Practitioners and Health Ministries who have adopted Ivermectin in treatment protocols report significant reductions in time to recovery, hospitalizations, and death. The use of Ivermectin as prophylaxis and prevention has also been proven in studies to reduce the spread of infection and offer protection to high-risk individuals.

Also included in the protocol are Vitamin D3, Melatonin, Aspirin, a multivitamin, a thermometer, and an antiseptic mouthwash. The evidence for supporting the other vitamins and medicine can be found here:https://covid19criticalcare.com/covi...nal-medicines/.

The FLCCC peer-reviewed paper summarizing this data has been published in the American Journal of Therapeutics:https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8088823/.
https://covid19criticalcare.com/covi...mass-protocol/
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post 1644722253 08-11-2021, 10:18 AM
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Sorry brah forgot to wear my mask when I was porking that ho last night
post 1644722593 08-11-2021, 10:21 AM
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I tested positive last year and had to quarantine with the ol' lady for a week. She tested twice during that time and was negative....Under the same roof. Slept in the same bed......
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post 1644722813 08-11-2021, 10:24 AM
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post 1644722823 08-11-2021, 10:24 AM
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Hopefully youโ€™re not ******** mom crew

Good luck, stay well
post 1644723173 08-11-2021, 10:29 AM
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Why even bother testing. Just chagamaxxx and quercitinmaxxx and you're good.
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post 1644723243 08-11-2021, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By FoxMcCocks⏩
Sorry brah forgot to wear my mask when I was porking that ho last night
Pretty dooshy remark. Don't talk about fuking other guys wives.
post 1644723403 08-11-2021, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy⏩
Pretty dooshy remark. Don't talk about fuking other guys wives.
Par for the course with that guy. Every post reeks of scumbag.
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post 1644723573 08-11-2021, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy⏩
Pretty dooshy remark. Don't talk about fuking other guys wives.
Dudes an incel who can't get laid. His life is a joke. Just let him be
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post 1644723683 08-11-2021, 10:37 AM
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cant be positive if you dont take the test
post 1644723693 08-11-2021, 10:37 AM
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Srry for you wifes bad luck but next time I suggest living in a safer, more inclusive (less of a schithole) state such as (western) PA!
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