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like bags of pebbles ..... didnt enjoy them.

Just turned 18. Worked at target at the garden center cause I knew everything about plants that grew in my city due to getting a job at a nursery as soon as I turned 16, so I landed the target job. So my buddy just turned 18 and wanted to go to a strip club. So my buddies picked me up in the target parking lot when my shift ended at like 7 p.m. or some bull ****. We headed down to rialto California, a 45 minute journey. We partied most of the night and my buddies got some lap dances. My birthday buddy got the extra lap dance for more money. He got to touch her in a private room and was stoked. Chick was a dime. He kept telling me to pay the extra and do the extra mile lap dance. Come closing time I was like **** it, asked the girl and she said okay you just have to wait for the last song to play so I can get off stage. Got into the cubicle room and she took off my belt and started dry humping me, I didn't know what to do with my hands so she grabbed them and placed them on her hips and moved them all the way up to her big ass fake tits then down to her ass. After 3 songs she just hopped off got dressed and went and got Starbucks or some ****. I didn't give a **** she was hot as ****. My first fake boobies. My next pair is a weird story.

Dude I love you! That’s what this forum is all about. We need more guys like you who aren’t afraid of sharing their life experiences in such great detail. Do you like fake titties? Please share your second story too! I enjoy these and yours made me a bit hard. If possible, please go more in depth describing the fakeness of the titties and the broad who possess them. Thank you! Lucky you!

Longer story son that I don't feel like typing because I'm about to go to sleep. Better story though and not a stripper plus don't get boners off my stories weird ****.

Thanks! Just love fake titties too much. Just seeing the words laid out get me going.

Opies mom. She sucked my dick until the sun came up.

Jello vs water balloon

Never and likely never will all proposals for bears, small teddies and prefer it that way for the most part but with specific girls? Ohh my, I mean big tits not fake ones. If small bear came up to me and said I’m getting fake tits? I’d smack my bitch up. You’re perfect the way you are, you don’t need to jeopardize your health to make changes to your body that? I don’t want, I think you’re perfect and you’ll gain confidence by being a smart boss wife. Fuk these superficial sloots small bears



Trump and Obama the ashes harass them

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Nah. Fake tits are better. It’s hot how hard they try to please others.