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post 1645195373 08-18-2021, 08:31 AM
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How to Express Your Dog's Anal Glands at Home

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post 1645195463 08-18-2021, 08:33 AM
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post 1645195533 08-18-2021, 08:34 AM
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My wife does that nasty chit. I'd rather not have a dog than have to do that
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post 1645195833 08-18-2021, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
My wife does that nasty chit. I'd rather not have a dog than have to do that
Vet had to do it to my dog a couple times.

I don't need to imagine the smell. Nothanksjeff
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post 1645203423 08-18-2021, 10:33 AM
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Always saw my fellow white people’s obsession with dogs to be borderline fukin weird. Imagine being a grown man..the pinnacle of intelligence, conquered the earth, survived all types of conditions, built civilization and ideas…. And then doing this pathetic **** for a dog?

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post 1645203683 08-18-2021, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By BalkanPrince⏩
Always saw my fellow white people’s obsession with dogs to be borderline fukin weird. Imagine being a grown man..the pinnacle of intelligence, conquered the earth, survived all types of conditions, built civilization and ideas…. And then doing this pathetic **** for a dog?

Lmfao
Who rustled your anal glands
post 1645203873 08-18-2021, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By BalkanPrince⏩
Always saw my fellow white people’s obsession with dogs to be borderline fukin weird. Imagine being a grown man..the pinnacle of intelligence, conquered the earth, survived all types of conditions, built civilization and ideas…. And then doing this pathetic **** for a dog?

Lmfao
honestly nowadays it's more of a western world obsession. literally everyone I know, white, chinese, black, asian has a doggo

it is what it is sometimes and you do what you gotta do

can't imagine being a vet and having to do this chit lmao
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post 1645203983 08-18-2021, 10:41 AM
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I think I'll take my dogs to someone else's house and do this.
post 1645204263 08-18-2021, 10:45 AM
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post 1645204343 08-18-2021, 10:46 AM
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Is the color on my phone messed up or did it jus shoot out gold liquid?
post 1645204763 08-18-2021, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By windchimesilo⏩
Is the color on my phone messed up or did it jus shoot out gold liquid?
Liquid gold. Save it and sell it to Karen for actual $$$.
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post 1645204873 08-18-2021, 10:52 AM
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post 1645205013 08-18-2021, 10:55 AM
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newsflash, dogs and wolves dont have hands. Thus they dont do this to their anal glands in the wild. Leave that chit alone
post 1645205023 08-18-2021, 10:55 AM
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Used to have a dog that needed that done whenever we traveled. For some reason his anal glands got nasty any time he took a car ride for more than an hour or two. The weird thing was he loved to ride in the car (currently have 2 dogs that do not like to ride in the car). He was a Jack Russell.
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I'm not watching that
post 1645205873 08-18-2021, 11:05 AM
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We have a dachshund that I take once a month to have her anal glands expressed. The smell is absolutely disgusting.

The best $20 we spend per month.
post 1645206163 08-18-2021, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
My mom is taking her dog to have his anal glands removed in a few weeks. He's had issues with them since he was a puppy. The vet finally said it's time to remove them



Wild dogs don't eat canned Indian food and kibble
my pug had really bad seasonal allergies, and would also need to get his glands expressed every 2-3 months and some times they would be impacted. We opted to have them removed altogether. He never suffered from allergies again.
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post 1645206353 08-18-2021, 11:10 AM
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Anyone know if it’s the same process for humans? Asking for a friend
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post 1645207303 08-18-2021, 11:22 AM
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Is it just me -- or when the doctor introduces himself, "Hello! I'm Dr. James and today we're talking about anal glands..." .. in that moment when he says anal glands, does the dog start to look fearful? Does it know what's coming?
Originally Posted By bov188⏩
Interesting because my mom's dog also has really bad allergies.

I don't remember dogs having these kinds of issues when I was a kid 20+ years ago. We hardly ever took our dogs to the vet and they were fine. They all lived to be 15+ years old. These days it's so common to hear people talk about all the issues their pets have
I think some of this has to do with - back in the day if the dog started scooting around on the carpet, instead of running them to the vet to have their anal glands expressed, we'd just grab a broom and start beating the dog and screaming at it to stop. Dogs are smart, they learn fast that an itchy ******* is less of a problem than a beating.
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post 1645207483 08-18-2021, 11:26 AM
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Seems unnecessary. Why do I get the feeling hypochondriac humans are going to cause the devolution of dogs so that they actually require humans to do this for them? If you don't do this, then what? Their angus itches?
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
Interesting because my mom's dog also has really bad allergies.

I don't remember dogs having these kinds of issues when I was a kid 20+ years ago. We hardly ever took our dogs to the vet and they were fine. They all lived to be 15+ years old. These days it's so common to hear people talk about all the issues their pets have
some breeds are more prone to it than others. My maltese never had any issues, and my 2 frenchies haven't had any issues. It's also typically a self addressing issue through solid dumps (naturally expresses) or butt scooting.

Will be curious about your moms pup and the allergies!
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I have anal glands OP..can you express mine?
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
newsflash, dogs and wolves dont have hands. Thus they dont do this to their anal glands in the wild. Leave that chit alone
newsflash, cavemen and even some remote tribes these days don't have access to modern medicine. Thus they do not have cures for the common cold, diabetes, heart issues, etc.. Leave that chit alone
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Originally Posted By frutistafreeze⏩
newsflash, cavemen and even some remote tribes these days don't have access to modern medicine. Thus they do not have cures for the common cold, diabetes, heart issues, etc.. Leave that chit alone
We need to fly over those backwater tribes and drop crates of Pfizer vaccines down for them, they need our advanced ways of healing and modern science. Also, if they are hungry, we could supplement their diets with hamburgers and french fries with a nice Coca-Cola brand soda for them to wash it all down with. They might also be bored, which is easily solved by giving them all cell phones to stare into hours and hours every day. With their health, a full belly and lack of boredom, they will be living perfect lives.
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
We need to fly over those backwater tribes and drop crates of Pfizer vaccines down for them, they need our advanced ways of healing and modern science. Also, if they are hungry, we could supplement their diets with hamburgers and french fries with a nice Coca-Cola brand soda for them to wash it all down with. They might also be bored, which is easily solved by giving them all cell phones to stare into hours and hours every day. With their health, a full belly and lack of boredom, they will be living perfect lives.
Fuark brah. We all know how phucked our society is but this really puts it into perspective. These backwater brahs are happier with their lives than we could every be even though they ain't got chit
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Thanks for the reminder actually. I think mine has to get this done. Her poop's too soft so the glands don't get emptied properly when she poops sometimes. Not emptying can lead to infection and serious problems, so it's pretty important.
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My dogs are capable of doing this themselves thanks.
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